Official Slav Ratings thread

Hero-tier
>Novorussians
>Crimean Russians

Bro-tier:
>Russians
>Belarussians

Toilet Cleaner Tier
>Austrians
>Poles
>Czechs
>Slovaks
>Hungarians

Beta Soon To Be Extinct Toilet Cleaner Tier
>Lithuanians
>Latvians
>Estonians

Would Sell Own Grandmother For a Schengen Visa Tier
>Western Ukrainians

African Tier
>Serbians
>Moldovans
>Bulgarians
>Romanians

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If I piss on your street, it will leak into France. Fuck off.

Lmao

Bredy Gud

Austrians are not slavs you dumb fuck.

Is this a daily shill thread?

Are you stupid?

If you piss your pants, you might look like a real Romanian Citizen.

Good thing I live in Nordic country

If you suck Achmed's dick, he might not fuck your wife.

>Romanian
>Slavs

Stay mad Ahmed

Kill yourself mongol rape baby
Also austrians arent slavs you retard

Czechs are based. Yugos and slovaks proved to be staunch NatSocs and therefore tolerable. Hungarians and Austrians aren't slavs. Now get back to your shithole, russian Untermensch

Nor are Hungarians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Estonians, Moldovans, and Romanians, retard.

Which tier are we in? Or do we just not exist ?

You're WE WUZ GREEKS Bulgarians. So African Tier.

Shut it, Turks not welcome

>Czechs
>Not based

The varingians and Kievan Rus people who founded Russia as we know it were eastern germanics themselves.

Supposed "slavic" names are actually based on germanic names.

Oleg = Helge

Olga = Helga

Igor = Ingvar

Rurik = Hrorek

There is no such thing as "slavs". History doesn't mention them before the byzantine empire. This is because the people that founded Kievan Rus (named after the Rus tribe) were literally northern germanic vikings. Before that, the eastern germanics settling in the area were literally using runes and had the same pantheon as the other germanic peoples throughout the continent.

"Slav" was the church term for any non-christian peoples living outside the boundaries of the orthodox byzantine empire.

There never were any "slavs", and there never will be.

Sclavania is a latin term used in the dark age literature of Germany to denote the non-christian eastern germanic "land of the heathens".

Origin of this term

The term sclavania originated from monastery latin. It was invented during the time of Charlemagne's imperial expansion, which went far beyond the territorial grasp of the old franconians.

Charlemagne's propagandists, most of which were monks, used the term "Sclavi/Slavi" as a generalizing phrase when mentioning eastern germanic non-converted heathens and their areas of settlement.

>These "heathens" or "sclavi/slavs" were not part of any specific organized people as such, but simply the non-christians settling within eastern germanic areas instead.

>During the 11th century, Adam of Bremen wrote in his monastery chronicles that "everyone there is still adhering to the false beliefs of pagan idolatry." - Which was a clear reference to the eastern germanic Vandals (Wends) settling in the area between Oder and Weichsel.

Only pan-slavist propaganda proclaimed these eastern germanics to be historical "slavs" in the modern sense of the word later on.

Greek tier

Magadonsky is a meme tier made up civilization made up by us and the jews to keep greece down

Thought you were isncere until I noticed Austria. Nice try fag.

>Hungarians
>Austrians
>Estonians

>Slavs


Luxembourgish education, folks

Poles are the most based these days

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Thank you for giving my life purpose senpai

EYOOO WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN ATT??

>All the based ones are shit tier for some reasoon
>All the shit ones are litelarly cancer
Opinion ignored faggot.

Macadonia is greek. Go join golden dawn. You're welcome

Yugoslavs best slavs

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what did he mean ?

You shut your whore mouth! Austrians and Hungarians are good people, they're not slav at all.

ok nigs here's how it is

>Russian commies
>Slovenes
>Czechs
>Bulgarians
>Bosniaks
>Poles
>Slovaks
>Putinbot Russians
>Ukrainians
>Novorossiyans
>S*rbs

(You)

there's only one tier, subhuman slav tier

and I don't know why you include romani-ans they are 100% gypsies from india

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That is a lot of non-slavs in a slav rating list.

>novowarcriminals
>cucks
>herotier
fuck off shill

>Slovenians
>real

I agree with these tiers, but don't know why we're in it. We do have a lot of inbreeding going on with slavs though.

explain why slavs look so different from germans?

Why do slavs always squat like if they were about to shit

No decent benches near entrance

those are gopniks

Nice ranking my friend :^)

we have way better looking girls anyway, you filthy subhuman>

>Lithuanians and Latvians
>slavs

pick one

no one does that here. I've also haven't seen anyone doing it any other ex-yu country as well.

They look 'so different' because what you saw was these photos of russian gopniks in adidas (by the way i never saw such people in real life myself). You will be able to different average german from average, for example, belorussian only by one thing: while nordics and germanics sometimes have really snowflake-like blond hairs, slavic blond hair looks more like a very light brown one.

I'd take a Czech woman over any others listed

>novorussians hero-tier
>nothing more but hohols
0.03 ruble(s) were deposited to your Sberbank account.

Nice shitpost. I hereby bestow this russian the honorary australian title.

I'm not an african. ;_;

OP where do Georgians fall?

I can rate slavs that I met here in USA.
Russians: loud bragging scumbags.
Belorussians: seem to have pretty cold, unemotional personalities don't talk that much.
Poles: most of girls seem to be bimbos, weird thing that many young Polish men seem to love fucking shinskin girls, I've met several poles who were banging nigresses/Latinas.
Ukrainians: materialistic, fav subjects of conversation: work, money, what to buy.
Serbians: similar to Belarusians but darker

Best to worst:
>Poles
>Croatians
>Ukrainians
>Czechs
>Montenegrins
>Bosnians
>Slovaks
>Belarusians
>Bulgarians
>Macedonians
>Rusgols
>S*rbs

though the last two are not real slavs, but Mongols and roaches in denial

>Poles
>best anything

Dropped.

>romanians
>slavs

probably 25% max, but no, not really.

Same reasons some English are blonde haired blue eyed and others are john oliver tier

Literally jews

thread is about slavs no idea why romania austria and hungarians are there probably op is retarded just like the most russia supporters
you will never be russian imposter. unlike you putin gives georgians easy citizenships but nobody gives a damn.

On their knees, before their Russian conquerors.

Didn't you watch the Euro cup?
Ukrainians > rest

where the fuzz are we

>Belorussians: seem to have pretty cold, unemotional personalities don't talk that much.

Here it is, the suicide genes have been planted

>Austrians
>Slav

Mykola pls

Where do the Balkans fall in here?

Bavarianised Slovenes, to be fair, Famiglia.

you're germanic man

>>Austrians
>Slav
Austrians are Germans.

You don't know what a slav is, do you?

>hero tier
>Bro tier
50 kopeks have been deposited into your account. I hope it was worth it you shilling Colgate

They are the only truly red pilled Slavs in the world.

You are Turco-Slavic halfbreeds. Still not the actual subhumans like Mongols and Turks or the actual mutts like FYROMians, but pretty close.

дa ти eбa мaйкaтa пeдaл

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I'm a Ukrainian in the US.

To be honest the Slavs that i like the best are Belorussians. That might just be because my girlfriend is Belorussian though.

Austrians are German, and so are you.

excuse me but where is romania?

>10 years later

Bosniaks are slavs too ;_;

Luxemburgian scum, eat a dick.
Slavs will be a master race soon, when your country and whole west will fill up with sand niggers

Austrians are germanic

shout out to giant czech juggs

And if you piss on the flag of France, it becomes flag of Romania.

>Novorussians
>Crimean Russians
>Russians
>Belarussians

What's the difference, genetically?

Everyone between Bordeaux and Kiev is German

Tfw no makedonski teir

Hungarians aren't Slavs! REE!!!!

this isn't 1944

Based Tier:

>Russia
>Poland
>Belarus

Nice Tier:

>Slovenia
>Slovakia
>Montenegro
>Croatia

Western-Cucked Tier:

>Czech Republic

Mixed tier:

>Bulgaria
>Serbia

>Literally Retarded Tier:

>Ukraine
>Macedonia

Kebab tier:

>Bosnia

Amount of german and mongolian.

You're all gook-"whites" desu

If they hadn't bred with Slavs, the Hungarians would still look like their flat-faced Siberian cousins, the Mansi and Khanty. And the most common surnames in Hungary are Horvaty and Toth - respectively "Croat" and "Slovak"... :o)

Can we get some pics of SQUATING SLAVS IN TRACKSUITS?

but you bulgarians are the ones that look act the most like turks dude, you're almost identical to them.

In fact, we are a nation of mixed German and Slavic origin. Our ancestors, our name, our country was founded by Scandinavians, but on the ground of local Slavic tribes. And gradually the first russians eventually slavinized and became to ethnos, which exists now.

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This thread needs more slavs in track suits with questionable liquids

wtf i was in adidas shop to buy meme suit and it was expensive how can gopnika and dresy afford it

REPORT THIS SHIT

8/10 no cigarettes or questionable liquids it must be an americanski spijun

well there is a distinction but they are probably closely related. Slavic languages are in same family as baltic whos closest family is germanic languages