My eyes are getting weary

My eyes are getting weary

but my wife is pretty tight

Nice body but her face is busted.

>its an user has "standards" episode

Those aren't the lyrics.

Also that's why you shove her face into the mattress and pound her ass.

my pants are gettin tight

i'm thinking about fucking carrie

I'm sitting here ecstatic, on the King of Queens thread tonight.

is Kevin Can Wait any different from KoQ?

but i don't care cause all i wanna do

My eyes are gettin' weary,
My pants are gettin' tight,
I'm fappin' here in traffic,
On the Queensborough bridge tonight,
But I don't care cuz all I wanna do,
Is cash my check and cum inside of you,
Cuz baby all my life I will be cumming inside you

>It's a beggers being choosers episode

I'm going to change the channel

lame

On the queenboro bridge tonight

>It's a Doug eats food and Carrie acts like a bitch episode

I liked the ep where Lou Ferrigno gets roped back into his gaming addiction because Doug wants to eat AND make his wife fit. Good show.

I like the episode where Doug faked multiple heart attacks to get out of awkward situations.

I want taste that sweaty pusy

based pusy poster

but decon already hittin it right

Deacon did nothing wrong and Kelly was a bitch.

Also the black girl he could've fucked before they got back together has to be one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.

MY MASK IS GETTIN' TIGHT

Have you seen what shes done to her face recently?

kill yourself