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DOLPH GUY THE ACTUAL SCIENCE GUY

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The irony is Bill is a better actor

Was gonna say this

Bill is a hack kids show scientist, it's shocking that anyone would take his words seriously.

a couple of engineers w/o PhDs?
they aren't so different, the MS aside

I'm sure Dolph could make a decent living working at a plant for Chlorox or Vidal Sasoon.

Dolph is unironically the master race, I need a sample of his sperm to impregnate my future wife with

...

I MUST BREAK YOU

>not even a real scientist
>weak little (probably jewish) twerp that doesn't even lift

bill nye on suicide watch
kill yourself bill

The people who post these images are the same people who discredit sociologists and their degrees. Pissing in a sea of piss.

what are some decent dolph movies

>sociologist

i hope you die of cancer for posting cancer

all of them

but his best/more fun is probably Showdown in Little Tokyo with Brandon Lee

When exactly did Bill Nye call himself a scientist?

His show was called "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Science Guy is not scientist. Furthermore, why are you under the impression that only scientists can educate others about something as general as science?

Universal soldier is great, even if it's more a Van Damme movie.

>sociologist

That moment you realize Dolph agrees with Bill on climate change

Mechanical Engineering is the most difficult degree out there tho

More respect for an Engineer than some chemguy

Do you think Dolph would watch anything on this guys show and have major disagreements with anything presented there, from the perspective of the science on display? One does not need a PhD to popularise anything. So long as what they popularise is correct.

I'm not an American so I have no experience with this guy, but he seems to have generated a modicum of respect from the science community for the work he's done.

This is typical Sup Forums nonsense.

HAHA TAKE THAT LIBKEKS

Dick Masterson with a better Mechanical engineering degree and who worked on better planes (Ones that shoot isis the fuck up)
Says Bill doesn't know shit.

what the fuck

In all fairness you don't need accreditation to be a "scientist," you just need to follow the scientific method.

>tfw got my law degree from Cornell so I'm more of a science guy than Bill Nye

Wtf I hate myself for watching his show when I was a kid now. I should have been hosting that show!

mate...

What? Are you dumb enough to think that theres such a doctorate as "science?"

>doctorate as "science?"
sometimes i don't know if you autists are joking or actually this retarded
t. getting my B.Sc. in two months

Show me Gregor Mendel's degree. Science is a process not a piece of paper.

Anthropology isnt a science honey.

ROCKY'S SEXJUNK. OH. OH. OH.

>talks about shit from 150 years ago
times change. you can be a lab assistant doing the same stuff as an chemical engineer for two hours every day and still not considered a scientist. the degree makes the difference, even if both apply the same scientific methods

>Science is always changing
>Except when you need to accept this fact thats in stone you bigot

>honey
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

B.Scs are literally a joke degree that didn't exist until they realised students couldn't actually achieve the writing and presentation ability of a BA whilst studying scientific disciplines, look it up. If you get a BSc you won't ever achieve a higher salary from a leadership position.

>sociologist

>published in plos one
>worth bragging about
I also like the part where spending a year as an exchange student in a place counts as graduating the full course

you do know that a B.Sc. is the necessity for doing a M.Sc.?

Kindergarten Cop 2

>It ain't me... It ain't me... I'm no fortunate cuck
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according to memes no one of them is because unless you published scientific papers you are not allowed to talk about science

Hi, Adam!

Post actual science guys

He stared in the original Punisher movie.

He was actually a pretty shit student, sisters husband was in his year and said it was a miracle he didn't drop out.

youtube.com/watch?v=tYvtskuGNw4

Thankfully what you actually do matters more than how well you did in school.

>chemical engineering is as easy as regular engineering
Lol

The Universal Soldier movies (he's in 3 of them iirc)
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Dark Angel is also pretty fun
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And naturally, He-man
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Joffrey guy is actually pretty well educated
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>Dolph Lundgren scared off intruders to his home by having a picture of himself on the mantle
>this is an actual thing that happened

Can you imagine being this man

I got all these questions and I have no science education but I got all these other than the salt question.

BECAUSE MY SEX JUNK

I enjoyed the cyberpunk aesthetics of Silent Trigger, even if the movie's plot made no sense.

The ugly Jew girl from TBBT is a real life scientist apparently.

That third Universal Soldier movie was trippy as all shit.

Man dolph is really proof that eugenics works

so disappointing that people don't think about their kids when picking a partner

What show is the webm from?

Redpill me on Nye, what did he do to piss Sup Forums off?

I think he focused on his music in his early age

FULL

PENETRATION

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He's on tv because he's a scientist, even though there are far more qualified and intelligent people available.

Except most good universities require that you have a bachelor in a related field so you get in the masters program

>That third
Reckoning is the fourth I believe, Regeneration is the third

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Still more educated than Bill Nye

He made an awful series on Netflix recently. Just youtube "sex junk" and watch that segment. It's been a guarantee to get anyone to hate him.

>William Sanford "Bill" Nye[2] (born November 27, 1955), popularly known as Bill Nye the Science Guy, is an American science communicator, television presenter, and mechanical engineer.
He's never been a scientist.

>Burglars kidnapped his wife, but gave her back once they found it it was Dolph's wife.

It think he was a pretty good Punisher even though the movie is silly.

Are Americans really so stupid that they think a science communicator is an actual scientist?

How do I become a scientist?

Like the "I fucking love science" Facebook page

Take HRT.

>When shooting the film, Sylvester Stallone decided that for the shooting of the fight, he and Dolph Lundgren should hit one another for real, so as to increase the intensity of the scene. After doing three takes of Rocky taking shots to ribs, Stallone felt a burning in his chest, but ignored it. Later that night, he had difficulty breathing and was taken to a nearby emergency room. It was discovered that his blood pressure was over 200, and he had to be flown on a low-altitude flight from Canada to St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, where he remained in intensive care for four days. What had happened was that Lungren had punched him so hard in the chest, Stallone's heart had slammed up against his breastbone and began to swell, cutting off the blood supply and restricting the oxygen flow throughout the body.

Dolph is as close to the ubermensch as you can possibly be

Could Bill Nye really pull off playing a Russian cyborg boxer from a parallel universe?

He could do that wearing his bow tie

Dubs confirm.

Bill Nye would've succeeded at breaking Rocky.

The one where he's a soldier in Vietnam that thinks he's a woman is kino

The guitarist from Queen, Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics.

His Eric Andre episode

Remember that episode of Always Sunny when they made up a movie script with Dolph as a monkey man with a giant nose for a head?

>Dolph plays an action scientist who can sniff out crime before it happens!
>The twist is that he is walking on all fours because he is a talking dog.
It went something like that

Dog you fucktard

Watch some of that new Nye guy and his scientific program.

make a poorly coded emulator
ZIMBABWE

Crime, humping, crime, humping, crime, FULL humping, crime

WHoulda thunk such a smart dude lived inside that big mush-mouthed chunkhead

>Social Science

>sociologists and their degrees
hahahahaha... stop it you`re killing me

I'd love to meet Dolph, easily near the top of my list for celebrities I'd like to sit down and chat with about their careers. Seems like a really interesting dude.

Totes reddit my kind of peeps

Do you agree with Bill's routine on gender?

If someone is from Seattle and older than 40, it's a fifty fifty chance they're norwegian.

He got his start running fun science demos on Almost Live! I honestly enjoyed his other sketches better.
I miss John Kiester.

Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration

SCIENCE RULES

btw pls buy my magic water

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all of them

Owned

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>he reincarnated as all water
>at least he's wet

Pretty clear jealousy in your post. Maybe try something other than a useless social science/arts major next time.