*DUDE MY NIPPLES LMAO*

*DUDE MY NIPPLES LMAO*

I like him. Movie had problems but none of mine were with him.

too many quips was a problem for me

I agree. I thought Drax was fine. I thought Rocket and Quill's banter was pretty bad though.

Too much reddit and not enough Sup Forums.

Nolan's batman films is the epitome of what Sup Forums wants.

Hate to say it but the movie really did need less quips

Needed more quips and giant Skeletor and Heather Locklear joining end fight.

Didn't anyone else love autism insect?

She was cute af!

On the inside.

Any pics of Pom where you can tell she has awesome puffy nipples through her shirt? I swear I've seen some. My Google seems to be broken.

>Amerifats finally see the movie
>Terrible shitposting begins

To me it's Drax's character.

The biggest problem with quips was the fact that they use the "You're talking about that at this time" line lots.

AMERIKAH. It's time for another lesson.

Her and Drax would make a nice autistic cringy couple.

Did anybody else not notice how in the first movie Drax was someone who didn't get metaphors, but in the first movie he's just quipping non-stop and his character character is "he just says everything that's on his mind"?

>asian
>autistic
>alien
>insect
Jesus fuck movie you can't do this to me.
That's like 4 of my fetishes rolled into one

>but in the first movie
in the SECOND movie. FUCK

You know how in the comics Drax started off as an unstoppable badass fixated on killing Thanos and turned into a drooling retard?

Can you give me a quick rundown of all these characters?

Wait, comics Drax has no butthole?

...

>Drax takes the redpill

Drax the Destroyer, aka Art Douglas. Former insurance salesman, him and his wife were killed by Thanos. Mentor, Thanos' father, put his soul in an artificial body and made him the Destroyer to use as a weapon against Thanos. His daughter became Moondragon.
Gamorra's people were murdered by the Church of Universal Truth and she was raised by Thanos as a warrior to do battle against Magus.
Adam Warlock is an artificially created dude who became Space Jesus, you should buy everything Jim Starlin wrote about him.
Nope, his body is artificial.

Oh, and then there's Pip the Troll. He's Adam Warlock's trusty comedic sidekick. Chances are Peter Dinklage will play him in Infinity War, but we don't know yet.

Meant for

Drax had too much time quipping and not enough time fighting

Do you guys ever fucking enjoy anything?

if he has no butthole where does his food go

Laser production.

Why is Batista fat & flabby now? (compared to when he was in WWE that is)

>DUDE LMAO
I guess it's out in America now?

That was a line that fell flat with me, but he was pretty good throughout.

His scene with Mantis at the lakes was brilliant.