When I become Prime Minister

Im a straight 10/10 (lol), intellectually gifted, loquacious and I genuinely believe I have what it takes to become PM of this island and bring back the golden age of the empire. When all the dust settles and the votes have been counted you guys can say I remember this thread, I remember the man on Sup Forums who dared to dream.

N-Nigel...?

We need kek's power, if triple repeating digits are rolled in this thread than Nigel will be Prime minister.

You cant barage the farage.

have you caught a kangaskhan yet?

Since Nige has no ambition to become PM, will you be Kek's chosen one?

What party, you mong?

But did you go to Eton?

not bent sry lad

Only 1 party in the UK

im here my son

I will be the vessel of the one true God.

Did I fk.

Reminder that the only true god is the God emperor of mankind.

No into prime minister if didn't into etononian famalam

gay autist thread

im the next pm

Don't be so stupid, if trump was a beer.

Some of us were just born to rule by the grace of God.

...

sorry autism, tell me why-supermode.

speak english