Why don't Americans care about Soccer?
Why don't Americans care about Soccer?
Cameron Harris
Other urls found in this thread:
Luis Mitchell
Luis Howard
Why does football have to be global
Juan Peterson
because part of owning the world involves pretending that lesser creaturas still have something
Adrian Martin
Anthony Green
I'd have sex with her if you know what I mean
Jaxson Reed
No. I do not know what you mean. Please elaborate further.
Jose Hall
>Please elaborate, Führer.
ftfy
Jayden Flores
it's boring and gay and we have other options
Thomas Barnes
We have four more interesting sports that we play with our best friend Canada
Gavin Johnson
Matthew Jenkins
Why do some of you guys try so hard to shitpost about soccer in every thread? MLS is literally selling out games in all their new markets. The interest in the sport is clearly growing in every metric whether stadium attendance or tv viewership and has been rising at a healthy pace in the last decade. See that sold out crowd in the MB stadium of the pic related? There majority white, and not Mexican like you want to keep insisting as if soccer is a foreign sport. I know you it's hard to go against your jewish mental programming like Ann Counter and Fox News telling you that soccer is gay and communist because your niggercrash owners cant profit off of limited commercial breaks but try to use whatever brain cells that havent been destroyed by fat deposits from McDonalds and redneck moonshine to ask yourself this: do you really have any valid reason to be so spiteful and autistic over a sport that supposedly is so irrelevant it doesnt merit your attention? Think about that while you watch your sister-wife be fucked by Trayvonshawlaron in your trailer.
Ethan Long
>Why do some of you guys try so hard to shitpost about soccer in every thread? MLS is literally selling out games in all their new markets. The interest in the sport is clearly growing in every metric whether stadium attendance or tv viewership and has been rising at a healthy pace in the last decade. See that sold out crowd in the MB stadium of the pic related? There majority white, and not Mexican like you want to keep insisting as if soccer is a foreign sport. I know you it's hard to go against your jewish mental programming like Ann Counter and Fox News telling you that soccer is gay and communist because your niggercrash owners cant profit off of limited commercial breaks but try to use whatever brain cells that havent been destroyed by fat deposits from McDonalds and redneck moonshine to ask yourself this: do you really have any valid reason to be so spiteful and autistic over a sport that supposedly is so irrelevant it doesnt merit your attention? Think about that while you watch your sister-wife be fucked by Trayvonshawlaron in your trailer.
>We have four more interesting sports that we play with our best friend Canada
>it's boring and gay and we have other options
> (OP)
Matthew Howard
>watching 3 hours of commercials in between 30 seconds of niggers crashing into each other isn't boring
Thomas Jenkins
Because they're stupid. Americans are all fucking stupid.
Luke Williams
Because that's what makes it great, Sven. And I'm glad we're about to make it our 2nd most popular sport soon
Now post the revenues per capita map like the good goy you are, Muttman.
t. 56% and dropping.
Also Canada fucking hates you for being a fat non-white dog-looking creature. Are you aware of that?
Henry Butler
This needs to be posted AT LEAST 7 more times so that the fucking creatures get it. Let's make our presence loud and clear here.
Wyatt Brooks
t.Mamadou Alialraheem Asad Shareef Abdur Raheem.
Nolan Nguyen
CHI
Liam Sanchez
>tf
>tp
Jose Miller
This all we need is Canada. Everyone else sucks
Nathan Ramirez
LITERALLY whiter than you, Paco. Watch what you're saying, it's not helping.
At least I have self-awareness whereas you do not.
Leo Lee
Together we combined for le 109% face, how can yuropoors compete?
Ryan Thomas
>agnostic
Austin Watson
Do you realize they fucking HATE YOU though? HOLY SHIT dude, get some self-awareness.
John Watson
You fags say this whenever soccer goes through a fad stage. They said the cosmos would be bigger than the Yankees when pele went there. Soccer is only popular right now cause of the fifa video game
Dylan Cruz
They unironically have more entertaining sports.
Nicholas Wright
t. Never been to Canada
Angel Bell
>agnostic
Kevin Mitchell
Easton Howard
Then explain youth participation going up by the hundreds in percentage PER YEAR, Cleetus? I've got all day for you, lad.
Connor Jenkins
>b-b-but muh capita
Landon Myers
Youth participation is going up in every sport but football retard
James Murphy
that’s the mudslime “new canadians” not the real hockey watching syrup slurpers
Jordan Martinez
>b-but muh yearly shekels
KEK, what's it like being the best goy on Sup Forums?
Oliver Fisher
post evidence youth participation in soccer is going up by "hundreds in percentage PER YEAR"
Bentley Hughes
>hundreds in percentage PER YEAR
What the fuck does this even mean?
Daniel Flores
And? Hockey is dying in Canada. Football will soon be #1 within 5 years. Do you not see how Toronto is rapidly changing? Get used to it, it's already #1 in cities like Atlanta, Orlando, Portland, Seattle, and Vancouver too. Also look out for Los Angeles as well.
Zachary Bell
Women do
Christopher Gutierrez
>Canada only 53% european
u wot? Does that mean they have like 30% chingchongs?
Bentley Jones
Dykes*
Wyatt Howard
the "mexicans" here are the children of illiterate jungle people who were unemployable in their home countries. to put it nicely, math isn't their strong suit.
Brandon Powell
too pale
the question isn't "why don't americans care about soccer?" clearly some of us do. the question is "why do some americans hate soccer?" i don't get it.
Robert Allen
You know that game has been released yearly for 22 years now right? Before David Beckham came along there wasn't really any global football personalities besides Pele and Maradona. Americans love celebrity culture which is why I think the popularity is gaining traction now. The rise of the soyboys has a lot to answer for it as well. If I were American I'd probably watch American sports because I'm not a faggot, the average American soccer fan comes across like those 3 open mouth homos that always get posted, regular dudes like regular stuff.
Literally nothing wrong with appreciating your own culture.
Chase Ward
>too pale
Adrian Peterson
those are ugly feet
Jaxon Martinez
homosexuality is becoming more acceptable
Hunter Young
this, wtf hapened?
Nicholas Peterson
Ironically, soccer used to be an alpha sport when it wasn’t making any noise over here. Now it’s gay with all the diving and diving and “footy lad looks”.
Pic related, high test competition.
Michael Lopez
Feet are for walking, not wanking. You sick and deranged pile of biped refuse.
Parker Ross
you should see the vag
Ayden Thomas
t. scat fetishist
Asher Baker
*diving and dabbing
Benjamin Cox
*WNBA
Lucas Walker
if the USA turned into another soccer country, we will have lost another battle. Just let us have our sport and leave us alone.
Jaxson Reed
DON’T
Nathaniel Campbell
what did it look like when that photo was taken tho? that's the real mystery
Samuel Mitchell
In Europe pretty much every woman football player is lesbian.
Wyatt Turner
>walking, not wanking
>not wanking
WEIRD
Brayden Hernandez
POST
Caleb Bailey
IT
Anthony Lopez
Wow, all that money. Guess that's great for fans right?
Justin Ward
This is true. My cousin is a theater fairy who always hated sports but now he loves soccer
Isaac Perez
*theatre
Brayden Howard
better than watching the premier team in the "premier" league get BTFO by the same 3 teams from spain and germany every year
Jose Clark
I like my sport better, thanks though.
Michael Thomas
I watch Championship football primarily.
Caleb Rogers
Because as a sport it objectively sucks.
Jeremiah Watson
Haha yeah I love it when the team I've supported all my life decides to move to another state for shekels
Matthew Thompson
It has been posted in an another thread.
Jose Parker
well I'm a fucking Leeds fan, so fuck you and all of our preconceived notions
Jayden Long
If you have 1 person playing a sport, getting 4 people the next year is HUNDREDS OF PERCENTAGE increase. 4 people is still nothing.
William Jenkins
what's your local team then sven? Arsenal? Galatasaray? Malmo?
Blake Williams
>americustomer
AIK, faggot. I live within walking distance of the stadium. Fuck you.
Gabriel Sanchez
I care about that ass more.
Robert James
post ticket stubs.
Bentley Watson
Why? Who the fuck would want to marry a woman?
Isaiah Lopez
YOU SHALL WORSHIP NO OTHER GOD BEFORE ME. YOU SHALL TALK ABOUT NO OTHER SPORT THAN SOCCER.
LEAVE NO CULTURE UNTURNED. FORGET YOUR NATIVE WORLD AND WIPE EVERYTHING CLEAN. YOU WILL STOP AT NOTHING UNTIL ALL THE WORLD LIKES THE ONE, TRUE, SPORT.
SOON THE MONOCULTURE WILL ENVELOP ALL THE WORLD. MARCH ON COMRADES.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Wyatt Campbell
It's 2018. I took this last week though
Angel Perez
Looks like some nasty weather is rolling in. Did they cancel the game?
John Taylor
Because its a shit sport propped up by cancerous liberal faggots who want to pretend they're European for liking it
Owen Reed
this
Eli Gray
Lol that's not the weather.
Zachary Bell
Some retards thought it was a good idea to light flares even though the roof of the stadium was closed. The game was delayed almost an hour.
Ayden Moore
Uh most football fans out there are racist as fuck to the point of (((UEFA))) shilling anti-racism.
Easton Kelly
>americans aren't smart enough to grasp the unequivocally most simple sport
>you have to be a real intellectual to understand walking around and trying to put a ball in net
Chase Flores
>all these faggots talking about soccer in an /ass/ thread
Joseph Hall
I know it was a joke.
lol I was making the joke because I thought it was intentionally there, like from a fog machine to hype the fans before the game. That's even funnier now you said that.
Charles Williams
I enjoy the premier league and look forward to the matches every weekend
Stop generalizing
Easton Wood
Important note, Enver, Soccer fans in US are the photo-negatives of soccer fans everywhere else. They like soccer because it seems exotic and non-plebian. Whereas the basic lower classes here like the local sports the US soccer fans are trying to get away from.
Blake Martin
I like soccer and hate niggers spics Muslims faggots and liberals. I'm also originally from Europe though.
Alexander Butler
women aren't people though
Noah Diaz
Oh I see...you were talking about American soccer fans.
Disregard.
Nolan Edwards
you're not white
Brody Wilson
whiter than you Pablo
Michael Bailey
This
Samuel Howard
whiter than you Jamal
Leo Johnson
Nice brapper
Ethan Cooper
same. source is instagram; belafernandez