Florida Thread

Florida Thread dudes!

Only Floridians can post!

Australians are accepted into the thread

Everyone else GTFO!

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You live in a shithole

California reporting in

suck my sick

>3:30pm
who else /thunderstorm/ here?
nasty one coming east from lake o
county line gonna get btfo yet again

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Improved

I like your state. Mine is getting its first publix in a few months.

Florida man do anything interesting this week?

GTFO this is only floridians only we are master race we are not fats like georginas

My fellow Florida Men. How are you on this fine sunny day?

Oh man you're in for a fucking treat m8

Publix is the most Aryan vision of a supermarket personified.

Please treat yourself to a delicious homemade boars head sub as soon as possible.

How Is Publix better than stop and shop?

remove Cali remove Cali
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muh subs

Pinellas County here boys. Anyone want to hang some niggers with me?

GET IN HERE OUR AUSTRALIAN BROTHERS

LOL.

I moved from CT to FL.

Stop and Shop is a nigger version of Publix.

Literally kill yourself for offending Publix.

Publix subs and less niggers, probably

yeah, but it got archived before I could post anything and I feel like making a thread today

Dunno mate. Californians don't really come here compared to the eternal new yorker. They need to fuck off my glorious keys.

sarasota fag here
I'll be there in an hour

Lake County here, I spent the day lifting at golds gym, swimming in the pool, and picking Okra and Tomatoes in my garden.

I fucking hate all niggers.

Florida is #1

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT PUBLIX. FLORIDA IS THE STATE OF PEACE.

t. Floridaman abroad

I'm posting in a McDonalds that is across the street from a Publix.

Will somebody please fix our Algae infested beaches k thanks. Fuck Rubio BTW.

MA born but fuck stop n drop and big y

Publix is superior

My fantasy is fucking a qt Publix deli worker in the middle of the entire store while everyone cheers me on screaming my name over and over while the other Publix Bros make me a super sick chicken tendy sub and I get it for free after cumming in the girls face and mouth. Fucking LOVE PUBLIX.

yeah, I give it to you that snowbirds are the worst

Oh lol my proxy is still on.

vastly underrated

Stop and Shop has no niggers either. Also who gives a fuck about subs you think processed boars head ham is unique to Florida? Every Latino corner bodega here in NY can make you that shit. You aren't special. Fuck I'm going to take a vacation in Miami next month just to piss you off.

WE WUZ DINOSAURS

>I'm posting in a McDonalds that is across the street from a Publix.
they have publixes in SA
or did you forget to change your proxy?

#1"#1 #1 #1 # 1

Fun fact

We are the FUNNEST AND MOST POWERFUL RACE ALIVE

Publix is truly the superior shopping center

Holy shit this fucking NIGGER is talking shit about Publix subs. I think I am about to fucking commit murder.

Florida best country

When you live 5 minutes from the beach and it's as clear and beautiful as the keys/any other beaches

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702311/Brave-Florida-man-brushes-alligator-s-teeth.html

Yep it's my proxy. I'm in North Naples senpai.

941 reporting in

Publix is a meme I have been there on many vacations from NYC and there is nothing special. Your sandwiches are ok but I can't find the same quality sandwiches in any corner store or pizzeria here. Publix is a stupid fucking meme kill yourself nuke florida fuck you I'm from NY and I'll vacation there as much as I want fuck face.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT PUBLIX
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT FLORIDA

FLORIDA IS #1
FLORIDA IS MASTER RACE

RETURN SPICS TO CUBA
HATE ALL NIGGERS

WHO /HILLSBOROUGH/ HERE

Back in the 70's they were the only shopping mart that offered AC in store. Every other grocery store said they were crazy and nobody would want AC while they shopped. Now Publix is almost the only grocery store. Also good guy Publix also has grooming standards and friendly white staff.

Hahaha enjoy living in shit tier Brooklyn with mudslides and fucking niggers.

Publix is good you just need to know how to order a sub you fuckin scrub. Meme my ass. It's the best super market in existence. Your dirty colored ass has no right in my Aryan paradise. FUCKING DIE.

You cant touch our authentic cuban sandwiches though, and centuries old recipes for mami chicken and other things

>tfw youve never tried our key lime pie

Publix also hires at 14, which seems to be the youngest around here, no hair below ears

if you are going to welcome Floridians and Aussies, you need to let the Canadians in. That's like vanilla and strawberry not inviting chocolate to neopolitan.

Asked this enforce but I want some more opinions

Which westcoast FL city/town has based gun laws and where I can buy a boat? I'm thinking of moving to FL soon. I'm white

>inb4 fuck off we're full

Has anything happened to that huge fucking nigger Corrine Brown ever since her black ass got indicted by DA MAN for 24 counts of fraud?

Would buy you an 18 pack just for this post. You are a patriot. A true American. We need to behead this NYC sub human trash for insulting Publix.

#1

#1

Gr8 b8 m8 pub subs are god tier. Go eat some fake ass subway yankee

Can confirm this 100%. For any white youth age 16-20 Publix is the BEST first job you can work while you are still studying in school or college.

850 reporting in, meth heads all around my area

>you need to let the Canadians in
why canadians?

Found the snowbird kike, publix is the shit

Pepsicola is nice. So is crystal river. But Sarasota and ft Myers are noice too.

Kill yourself it just bread and processed meat products you can get fucking anywhere you dumb fuck. Get over yourself and your retarded member kill yourself shithead.

Beautiful day here in Jax. Getting ready for a bike ride and then cookout some Publix burgers.

Miami here

Lived close by to Casey Anthony, and have a friend who has seen Zimmerman around. A guy went to a chuck e cheese nearby with dual machetes and no pants. Last week, 15 minutes away from where I live two guys dressed up as UPS workers and then held a family as hostages.

I'm definitely a Floridian

FUCK MIAMI

Florida is already owned by Canadians and spics

Safeways are now in Florida

Wuttup 239

It's not a meme there is literally nothing special or unique about your retarded subs. I can get the same quality in subway. Kill yourself retarded degenerate florida shit.

>owned by Canadians and spics
n-no we aren't
we are a proud state of quirky white true 'muricans

As you get blown the fuck out by everyone, I want you to remember this when you eat your illegal kaltec because your facing 25 year narcotics charge you degenerate subhuman NYC trash.

FLORIDA'S NUMBER 1 DEAL WITH IT MAGGOT

I'm in the fucking boonie ass mountains and would rather be back in Jax. Weekend summers are maximum /cozy/. Tendies for lunch, food truck for dinner. Sandals, gym shorts, and no shirt all day long.

fuck you faggot

Maybe the least coast is.

I love publix, but their subs are only decent. The bread is pretty bad.

Snowbirds are awful and I wish you people would stop coming down here

Not that I know of.
>yfw she was going to get btfo in November because of muh raycism redistricting
On the otherhand I'm going to have a Vietnamese women as my rep if she wins. Go figure.

Not yet but she's breddy fuked. Feds are getting her fambly members to roll on her. She doesn't have nearly as many friends in high places as she thought. Obama doesn't even know her name and isn't going to lift a finger to help her.

Nah, fuck Miami. Literally, Haiti tier.

Florida is the farthest away from any libfags, so that's why florida is best

It's been raining everyday here.
Doesn't help that I live right next to a lake, so I have to worry about flooding.

Ik but I was born here and i'll be damned if I let someone talk shit about it. Fuck you

Nigger you what? We voted Obama twice.

Publix is shit I agree. Stop and shop is the master race.

so floridians are the US equivalent of Australian shitposters?
makes sense

on an unrelated note, what proxy did you use? I need one for future use
>Sup Forums pass user?

Clearwater here anyone want to hurt some niggers tonight?

Publix has jumbo cupcakes, free cookies, subs, godtier designs on the inside, and friendly staff.
Stop n shop sounds ghetto.

Florida is my comrade.

kinda

Overpriced bullshit. Fuck outta here with your lesser grocery stores.

Indianafag reporting

NYC sub human garbage kys Dominican faggot

Yeah I have a Sup Forums pass. It's NordVPN though.

Who /Sanford/? Respect to Zimmerman

>What is Alaska?

Blah blah blah fuck you Florida scum I love visiting your state and going to restaurants and bars owned by retired NY boomers so all the money I spent goes back into a New Yorkers pocket kill yourself =)

Absolutely.

Brothers in arms.

How warm is it in Florida right now? In non-freedom units?

thanks

THE SAME QUALITY IM SUBWAY, LMAO

M8 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE BANTERING AT THIS MOMENT.

> Subway you have to spend $9 for two little bacon strips, and extra cheese. The extra cheese still isn't even a lot, and they measure out each little piece of meat you get, count every little tomato slice, etc

> Publix 5.50 gets you a massive sub with three times the amount of meat and cheese. No joke. Three times as much. Also your sub will be made by an upstanding white youth and not a subhuman minority from subway.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT PUBLIX
FLORIDA IS #1

"stop and shop" sounds literally like something for autistic kids

first you park you little car and then go in to shop for you groceries

Hey there Texas
Let us know if you need help building the wall

Respect to Texas, you guys are pretty cool.