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Also news: Cody sucks toes
/heem/- JUST BLEED edition
Cameron Garcia
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Grayson Perry
is this Fart Piano Approved?
Joshua Sullivan
There's only one piano that needs to approve this thread
Nicholas White
3rd for Rin
Zachary Bennett
somebody post the cody toe sucking pic
Carter Anderson
>7 months without scoops
Cooper Johnson
Two weeks until Khabib dies
Carter Stewart
Logan Jackson
c r i n g e
Nicholas Sullivan
why does he do these things?
Brayden Edwards
>khabib will smash tony
Chase Bell
If he didn't have tattoos would women even pay be attracted to that body?
Brandon Bennett
context
Oliver Turner
SHeEEEEEEEEEEM
Eli Barnes
Is that a dude or a chick?
Joseph Perez
SHEEM!!!!!!!!
Cameron Lee
Dude
Aiden Wright
heeminder being female preference bi is the chad orientation
Connor Rogers
TAM = Team Any Mouth
Luis Myers
>when you supplement yourself with so much artificial excess testosterone that you become prison gay
Colton Thomas
how did you get these screens? I remember when this happened on sherdoggy and the mods clamped down on it fast.
Nathan Jenkins
the difference in capability between that fight and the one before it was unbelievable.
Levi Jones
I was watching that thread initially, but once they took down the pics I went to the Sup Forums archive
Mason Bell
I heard about this fighter, Cody Garbrandt. The man is one of them homosexuals. And that's just gross. Its ungodly. Just the thought of it. Making love to another man and feeling his hot breath on your throbbing cock. Watching the moonlight gleam across his sweaty back as you're overcome with ultimate ecstasy. Horrible.
Lucas Johnson
Happen to have a pic of the guy? I wonder what kind of look Cody is into.
Jaxon Allen
fake news
William Campbell
So what's the best fight so far? Pearl vs Kali? Dudieva vs Marks? Will main event top that?
Hunter Wilson
He ain't ever had to chase pussy in his life before because he was too busy chasing dick.
Chase Ward
Unfortunately not. the dude himself is the one that released the pics, so he's not likely to give himself away. The only other person that could call him out is Cody, which would basically just be validation that the whole story is real.
Carter Gray
If numerical repetition then Cody Garbrandt fights some can in the next 3 months and then he gets GADOOSHED and causes some other dudes career to skyrocket while Cody never fights in the UFC again
Gavin Brown
Re-roll
Jacob Collins
can't wait
Joseph Brown
>
Kevin Fisher
GADOOOOOOOOOSH
Isaiah Gray
>30-27, 30-27, 27-30
What the fuck is wrong with mma judges? They literally don't know what they're looking for
Noah Bennett
Why cant the winner be the guy that beats up the other guy more
Nathaniel Jenkins
>I hug them and then they hit me
>just like my dating life
>at a female mma event
yikes, female dana is going to cut her
William Butler
That had to be the worst post fight interview i've ever seen. What the fuck was up with the camera guy the entire fucking time after the fight ended?
Parker Roberts
Is this brazilian chick's eyes pointing in different directions? lol
James Sullivan
I made all kind of MMA gains. I'm taking all kinds of powders,pills,snorting creatine and pre workout. I'm parking in the gym lot and sleeping there so I can be the first one inside to train in the morning. Whatever it takes. Piano Bless.
Jackson Sanders
When was the last time you heard the word "collected" used as an adjective not immediately preceded by "cool, calm, and"
Zachary Turner
Is that Baby Metal?
Brandon Taylor
>MIZUKI
When did they start copying Japan
Ethan Martin
The Brazilian looks hilarious
Ethan Parker
what happened to her face
Blake Cruz
/heem/, I feel bad for saying this but somethings you just can't help but notice after years of training combat sports. I think the Tonon-Corminal fight was a work. It just seemed fixed. Corminal threw very few shots at Tonon's head, almost all of them just pawing jabs. I'm not saying Tonon knew about it, I'm just saying it seems to me like Corminal was not trying to hurt Tonon.
I think he was told/paid to let Tonon beat him up.
Brayden Walker
lookin pretty doctors stoppage to me
Cooper Long
What fights are on now?
Adrian Williams
Hey bud. You wanna let me fuck you?
Ian James
>"usually when they shake their head like that after getting hit it means they actually did get hurt"
enough of this meme
I don't care if its true or not it doesn't need to be said anymore
Wyatt Williams
Invicta main event. You got 2:40 to find a stream
Hunter James
wtf all streams said show ended
Connor Hughes
how were the heems
Ian Nguyen
don't worry, all the good heems were hours ago
and by all i mean like, 2
Hudson Clark
Sheeit, this a 5 rounder. You got 10 more minutes
Julian Watson
poor mizuki didn't get to do enough steroids compared to the monkey
Ian Lewis
At least Meegan is spicy, not that shit
Austin Martinez
>bullying a soccermom
Jonathan Williams
>implying throwing spinning shit's gonna save you
Camden Watson
that brazilian literally looks like a man
Jaxon Ortiz
just caught the last 20 seconds
fucking filthy hugging hue monkey
my poor mizukzuk getting a title shot 1 year from her last having just healed from injury
wtf shannon
give her warm up cans
not filthy fucking monkey d luffy looking hue hugger
Kayden Fisher
>gets dropped out kevin lee
>thinks he can avoid getting gnp'd by the best wrestler in the UFC
keep deluding yourself just because you don't want to see a muslim succeed you islamophobic cuck.
Grayson Cruz
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH INVICTA JUDGES
jesus christ there are some dumb/corrupt judges out there
>someone scored it 49 - 46 to the asian
Grayson Jenkins
>joannas trainer
GOMU GOMU GOOGLY EYES
Anthony Stewart
One eye on the favelas, one eye on the belt
Zachary Hill
What did Tony mean by this?
twitter.com
Is Khabib injured??
This and Conor's tweet makes me think that he's injured.
Benjamin Lopez
I wonder if anyone at Invicta is starting to regret the UFC deal
Jacob Anderson
>tfw connor beats tony and doesn't fight for another two years
Luke Cooper
>someone scored it 49 - 46 to the asian
wait what?
Brayden Hughes
i don't want to meet women who attracted to guys because of tattoo's
Justin Clark
which ethnicity is Tony?
Jace Roberts
el goblino
Camden Robinson
Is this latest JRE mma show with the 2 kickboxing guys worth watching? I watched a few minutes and wasn’t really feeling it. Does it get any better? I don’t really follow kickboxing at all
Joshua Collins
the mma thread on wsg is pretty spicy you guys ijs
Austin Brown
he's just a latino with english name
Dylan Moore
If you are a Khabib fan you need to delete your heem account right now
Kevin Hughes
Adrian Peterson
lmao so hard
Levi Peterson
I always thought /gif/ woulda been a good home for /heem/ since they allow sound webms and nsfw shit
Gavin Sanders
worst fanbase ever, even worse than conor's fans
Ryder Martin
was the middle judge dyslexic?
Alexander Torres
So cody was outed as a homosexual? can someone give me a quick rundown?
Josiah Perez
Brendan
F*cking
Shuab
Jackson Perry
who has Khabib fought thats really noteworthy? Did he fight RDA? Kevin Lee? Dustin Poirier? Anyone noteworthy besides Barboza and Johnson?
Jackson Watson
just look the trash talk between him and cruz, i began to suspect of his gayness after i see it
Asher Smith
I wish someone would give this pic a young Goku monkey tail
Jose Hall
Gleison Tibau
Benjamin Howard
He's not 100% gay, he just is willing to put his dick in a cute guy's mouth.
Team Any Mouth
Evan Mitchell
Khabib or Ferguson either way Conor loses
Carson Moore
Some of those soundbites were fucking hilarious. Cody wants Dom inside him
Andrew Davis
Stop letting dumbasses /heem/ tell you he can't strike
Hunter Flores
>Did he fight RDA?
He ragdolled RDA, casual.
Jonathan Myers
He cant strike
Jeremiah Myers
not really, RDA did actually not that bad comparing to others Khabib fights.
Connor Russell
>on one hand I want Colby to win, because the collective ass hurt and trolling will be conor tier
>on the other hand I want RDA to win because he's a good guy deserving of a 2 belt distinction
Cameron Perry
>Not letting a guy suck your dick
Lol faggots
Jayden Cruz
Norm?
Easton Richardson
Remember this?
Hunter Myers
The lightweight logjam is interesting if Gooby decides he wants to stop being a porch monkey and come back this year, because in all three matchups there are pretty clear advantages/disadvantages for each guy.
In the Khalabeeb and El Cuckuy fight, Khabib will just try do what he normally does and just maul whoever is in front of him. But he hasn’t faced anyone who is as good off his back as Tony is, so he could very realistically come in wrecklessly on top and get caught in a submission a la Silva-Sonnen I. A lot of pundits are saying the only way Tony wins is on the feet, and though Tony is better in that area (and Khabib’s striking is untechnical as fuck especially after re-watching the Barboza fight) a lot of this fight will take place on the ground, where Khabib can get submitted at almost any point in the fight. The chances of Tony attempting multiple in a 5-rounder is 100%.
It’s also clear the UFC is going to really push hard and try to bring Goobert back against the winner, and he probably will if it’s Tony. Ferg has a real bad habit of keeping his chin up while standing, and Conor will probably take advantage of that from the start. If his takedown defense is even half as good as it was during the second Diaz fight, he’ll find his chin and put his lights out within a couple rounds. Tony’s striking is pretty damn good too and at points even more wild and crazier than Goob’s, but not nearly as technical, which I think would be the X-factor here.
Goob vs. Khalabeeb is pretty clear cut after the Barboza fight. Motherfucker are the same kick that sent Terry Etim to the shadow realm, ate that shit like a fish taco. Barboza’s td defense is also pretty damn good but Khabib ran through him anyway. This is why if Khabib wins at 223 he’ll stay away unless Dana drops a dump truck filled with gold and potatoes at Goob’s doorstep. Even if that happens he’ll probably want Max instead.
Real interesting folks.
Grayson Parker
>the best wrestler in the UFC couldn't take down a can after 13 attempts
>the best wrestler in the UFC would get merked by any division 1 wrestler on the roster