HECTOR!

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Achilles did nothing wrong.

HECTOR!

HECTOR!

He fell in love an that was his bane.

That whole dragging his body around and taking it away, forcing his father to come ask for it made me really uncomfortable. I mean you already took his fucking life, why fuck around with the corpse? I know about the greek beliefs about afterlife and I don't really believe in afterlife myself, but defiling corpses just for the hell of it really seems really grotesque to me for some reason. He's fucking gone, just leave it be.

HECTOR!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

I FUCKED YOUR HOT COUSIN.

In the Illiad, Achiles drags the corpse for days.

I always thought Brad Pitt in this was the fucking pinnacle of male aesthetic.

It's made worse by the fact that Hector was the most based man to live in that entire epoch

He literally did nothing wrong, served his country, was an expert swordsman bested only by a demigod, fought a war he didn't cause, and only died because he was made to follow the strategy of a religious zealot despite his better instinct

Achilles was a fucking Chad, fucked Hector's devoted cousin after she took a vow to the sun god.

Based Greeks.

the greeks were black.

>What the fuck did you do to my rose bushes!

>we wur goin to tell you misser Achilles, Julio mowe dem over by acciden we so sorry

tyrone, I...

>Chad
He was a Brad tho

The Iliad is an incredibly important part of history, it lays the foundation for so many themes still evident in todays society and culture.

I remember Jennifer Aniston talking about how it was a dream come true watching him naked. You can't blame the bitch for still being obsessed with him.

also Paris is a faggot cocksucker Justin Bieber cuck

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>tfw ywn revel in the peak of Pitt's aesthetic

>women taking vows and staying true to them
LOL

Nut the fuck up.

Try harder user

>there are no pacts between lions and men

i can't go back in time

he was barely out of DYEL mode.

how old are you? unless you are 60 you can still easily do it. and even then just pump yourself with testosterone and wa la.

t. jelly fatass

t. /fit/ manlet

Are you illiterate? Read
again

> you shall wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb so everyone will know, this is Hector, the fool who thought he had killed Achilles.

I think you are right no homo

this is really nothing impressive. you are just a homofaggot for Brad Pitt and wish he came in your ass, that is all.

I'm quite literate, actually. You on the other hand must be retarded.

Rose Byrne was never this hot again
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>I remember Jennifer Aniston talking about how it was a dream come true watching him naked. You can't blame the bitch for still being obsessed with him.
>Jennifer greatly enjoyed seeing Pitt naked
I reply
>tfw ywn revel in the peak of Pitt's aesthetic
>I will never see Pitt naked, his appearance being that of when Jennifer dated him for the first time and saw him nude for the first time
You are quite literally a fucking retard.

Killing Trojans is his game

and you are a jelly gymcel or a fat fuck that hasn't seen the sunlight for years. Achilles was Zyzz before Zyzz and natty

Holy crap that was rose byrne????

So in other words you want to be Jennifer Aniston.
You are quite literally mentally ill.

yeah man, sadfu herself

Uhh, yeah.. no homo.. heh

But sadly being an ottermod fuck boy doesn't cure autism

kek, you can achieve that 1.1 DYEL body by simpliy swimming for a year.
His body is nothing impressive and he has shit chest insertions. You just dream of sucking his dick, homofaggot.

This movie is shit.

>cope

post your pale disgusting uneven body then
I bet you're not even white lmao

He was a coward who ran away from a fight

What the fuck is a Brad?

And literally everyone gets upset about it. The Gods get pissed, his troops get pissed, everyone just gets pissed that this guy is gallivanting around with a corpse. If Achilles hadn't done that, he may have won.

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yes, yes it is

This mane.
Take the greatest fucking warrior anyone has ever seen, fucking unbeatable and master of abdasses, as soon as he finds himself the one true pussy he turns useless and either loses or dies.

Brad is like Chad but unlike him he is a douchebag to inferior men/betas.

>look at me hector

BANE?

Nah

Well, pride being the cause of someone's downfall is kind of a common trait amongst greek tragedies.

This movie was the shit to watch when you were an edgy teenager, so many good lines.
>There are no pacts between lion and men.

Nobody posts the fucking fight.

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I love how fucking one-sided it is. Not the usual Hollywood style where it's all even until one guy gets the upper hand. Achilles just dominates. Like a child or a woman playing tennis against Sampras.
Also, it's nice the fight with spears in the beginning. We don't get many spearfights outside of Hong-Kong Martial arts stuff and gay porn.

And it's such an entertaining fight despite that. Achilles even shows off.

The duels in the mivie were great, Menelaus x Paris and Ajax x Hector were also good.

But really made me think, was "1v1 me in midlane faget" between opposing armies greatest warriors enough to stop wars, like in the beginning of the movie?

In the original myth it's to demonstrate that his revenge hasn't brought him peace I believe.

>shit taste

Underrated

Read a book, brainlet

>tfw your superior is a warlord
>tfw you have to try to talk sense to him when his ego is literally legendary
>he cuts the head off apollo's statue
>have to kill like 8 fucking goats that night so the gods dont destroy us
>tell him his dumbass cousin he fucks got killed
>he blames me

That second in command feel.

And I was expecting him to betray Achilles or something. Dude really rided until death.

>Troy threads are back

YOU SACK OF WINE

I have no idea if that ever happened.

Ah, Rose Bryne back when Hollywood let her be chubby and happy.

He clearly wanted Achille's cock in his mouth.

That'd be Paul Newman.

Agreed. Wolfgang is a crazy Hack

> Are the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
> For now.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ASS

>GET IT UP, PRINCE OF TROY
l-lewd

i love the pre battle scenes in this film. absolute god tier kino
the atmosphere, the script, agamemnon's laugh etc

Yes, but it does have its good parts.

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its too early in the day for killing princes

He is revered though as one of the 9 great rulers

lol, women don't won't bodybuilders with 50 extra pounds of muscle, no matter how much /fit/ has warped your brain. Also Bale in American Psycho. "being barely out of DYEL" mode is optimum aesthetically, not having chunks of muscle jutting out everywhere making you look like you're made of boulders.

Stupid cuck.