How can I get quoted on the next big clickbait article about Sup Forums?

How can I get quoted on the next big clickbait article about Sup Forums?

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12 reasons you Sup Forums was right all along. Number 7 will change how you view OP forever.

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Shut up DODGE. U CANT TYPE

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This labrador is not pure-blooded.Mine is

Republicans are pissed at what OP said.

What OP just did will leave you in tears.