How can I get quoted on the next big clickbait article about Sup Forums?

How can I get quoted on the next big clickbait article about Sup Forums?

You won't believe how many dicks OP sucks!

Write your own click bait article and submit it to buzzfeed

12 reasons you Sup Forums was right all along. Number 7 will change how you view OP forever.

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Shut up DODGE. U CANT TYPE

/fa/ hates him! Click here to find out.

This labrador is not pure-blooded.Mine is

Republicans are pissed at what OP said.

What OP just did will leave you in tears.

Spot the next Adam Lanza in your city, make friends him and then leak his name before they release it.

this is some dogs :3c

easy

I AM RESENTFUL OF JEWISH INFLUENCE ON OUR WHITE NATIONS

GAS KIKES

>HEADLINE: "GAS KIKES" said neo-nazi on a right-wing extremist website called Sup Forums.com/po/ where white supremacists actively plotting to overthrow the US government and install the 4th Reich just look at what this radical nazi extremist just said oy vey its like anudda 6 gorilian shoahs..."

I'm going to let you kids in on a little secret (don't tell anyone). I am a highly influential business magnate, investor, philanthropist, political activist and author and I am awaiting my opportunity to install a Neo-Fascist government in the US.

This is highly confidential alt-right information. Keep it on the down low.

Can you guys bump my thread? I'm trying to be famous here.

*become

Elon musk

pfffs *cough* *cough* d-delete this

>Right Wing and extremist
>/po/