Board a flight to your vacation

>board a flight to your vacation
>see this

What would you do?

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Feel safe, hide my wallet.

throw a penny for lulz

Crash this plane with no survivors.

Enjoy my safe flight, 0% chance of anyone blowing up that plane

Pepe Lubitz meme incoming

put on my gas mask just in case.

kek

Safest flight I've ever flown.

Shoah the plane

looks like a pretty safe flight, if a bit loud

Faurisson is right, the gas chambers are a HOAX!
> take another flight.

Scream SEIG HEIL and wait for the collective "OY VEY"

>... So you guys like bagels?

/thread

"Shalom! Are we going Palestinian-baby hunting?"

Ask to borrow 20 dollars

>What would you do?

Sit down and wait until the plane reaches its destination.

I bet they got a good deal on the ticket prices but chartering a whole plane.

Do the roman salute before sitting down.

Feel safe knowing the jews would never false flag hijack a plane full of jews.

*the combined "oy vey" of a hundred kikes*

Feel relieved; the Chosen wouldn't crash or blow up a plane with their own people in it.

Be glad this isn't a train.

Ask to borrow a videocamera and then yell FIRE! in a crowded airplane

Ask the flight attendant for a ham sandwich.

My best answer.

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tip my menorah

This looks comfy af i don't know why

Brag about how good of a deal you got on your seat then make up a really low number to piss them all off.

They will ask the airline for refunds.

Bad idea, you'll end up with a 20 dollar debt, since they would have you sign a paper and then sell each other the paper until you buy your own for 20 dollars, and still have 20 dollars to give back.

yeah plane packed full of jews will be the safest flight in the skies.

kek'd

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You're a big jew

Sand at the front and yell
>OY! I bet the Jews did this
while making those jewish "wasn't me" arm motions

And laff like 10x as hard when they all laugh at it

That guy in the bottom right looks horrified by the presence of the goy

Heh oh geez a room full of people that can't agree on anything this reminds me of my first wedding.

Feel safe knowing nothing will happen during the flight because the jew knows all.

kill em all for they are humanity hating selfloving heretic satan worshipping global war poverty inciting cunts.

I would roll a penny down the aisle and watch them all hit there heads into each other.

mistake them for amish and tell them they cant use airplanes

Well at least the flight is pretty much guaranteed to be happening free. Can't say the same for all those other Goy-only planes taking off though

lol

>flying gas vans

Ask which way east is so you can do your evening prayers.

Start asking some questions about the Jewish faith from the source.

Know your enemy.

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This. They'd all get a kick out of it.

And if they don't then they're stupid fucking kikes.

Feel happy because I know I got a good deal on the flight

Impressive

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>highfive them on the way to my seat
>talk with the guys next to me about how fucking sweet the Israeli army uniform and gear is
>complement the Galil
>dat Tavor
>how can Palestinians be real if theyr country isnt real
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>ask them when the last time it rained and if theyve ever seen snow

Open the ashtrays.

Drop one dollar on the floor and watch them all fight over it

This

>board a flight to your vacation
>see this

What would you do?

why do they all wear glasses? why would god make his chosen people with such bad eyesight

Taking one for the team.

It was an honor lads.

Because all they do is sit in the dark and read the bible all day.

I'd get a paint marker and write

>when the zyklon B hits hard

Kek

>tfw flying to Israel next week

Weren't you supposed to fly to your family this year for a vacation, Tariq?

t. OP's mother, Islamabad

duty free jew?

Haha

Cum on

take out my briefcase ofc

be happy because you know that this plane won't crash or disappear.

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GAS ALL KIKES!

My sides

>Boarding the plane
>see all the juice
>praise god that i have eaten eggs and beans for breakfast
>take my seat
>wait to plane is in air
>starts unleashing farts
>i am now gassing the juice and they cant escape
>enjoy the gasping for air

Looks like the Hall of Cost in there

move my leather wallet to my prison wallet

Pull out my ham sandwich and chow down.

Bump into all of them while I go to my place, jokingly ask if I can have the aisle seat because I'll use the bathroom a lot, wink, and say I'm on my period.

Watch the havoc ensue.

This

Based mexican food allowing me to gas the joos

Get to work and then get rich off all my newly made lampshades...

can we see your bewbs

Watch these sick moves fellow tribesmen.
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Sorry user, I'm old enough to be your mom, you don't want to.

Ask where i should invest and do the complete other

>other
opposite you fucking ESL chink

i bet theyre nice

Im high, ok?

>MILFs browse Sup Forums

Hijack the plane and aim it at Azrieli Triangle tower, I hate triangle towers.

underrated fpbp

nah he should have said do the contrary

Have 3 children and redpill your wife, user.

Soon you'll browse the chans together, shitposting as husband and wife.

Ask for the pork sausages.

Hello sir, I'm Indian. Indian respects all religions.
India and Isreal are now becoming frirnedaz hope you'll become our greatst ally. thanks for calling

Same outcome.

>the plane flips upwards and stalls as a hundred Jews rush to the back of the cabin

>going on vacation to tel aviv

not even once. Also, nice proxy, britbongs call it holiday for some stupid reason

Why aren't I in first class? Have I become poor in this scenario or am I just confused?

Underrated.

I would be nice and try and learn about their culture.

Maybe one of them would have me for a shabbos goy then its easy street there from then on in lads.

Broaden your horizons Sup Forums

Rest easy, as nothing bad is going to happen.