ITT: Name the logical fallacy

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If we ban children, after a few decades there'll be no more pedophiles.

>people will find black market avenues of getting their gay marriage recognized by the state

okay

Well you can't die if someone has an illegal pill
Well you can't die if someone has an illegal abortion
Well you can't die if gays secretly marry

I dont want to ban anything except mexicans and muslims.

SLIPPERY SLOPE

What if I'm gay and I give birth to a handgun out of my butt? Would reality come to an end?

your flag looks like a oreo cookie

Your flag reminds me of a turd on a countryside road

false equivalence. I don't need my own gay marriage to defend myself from other gays