I've gained 45 lbs.
I've gained 45 lbs
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I actually gained 9 pounds and 11 ounces and it upset me a lot. because it means I got fatter.
The only way I could lose 50 pounds is if I went to a british casino
I've gained 145 lbs
I have too. It's pretty embarrassing when your physician pats your belly, and tells you [Korean accent]No more fast food for you.[/Korean accent]
Same but my doctor is chinese
>it's an americans have poor impulse control and a warped understanding of portion size episode
But he uses a Korean accent?
NOW THAT SCALE WAS A REAL JERK
Yes
my doctor told me to open my mouth and say oink
my doctor is a jew
I seriously fucking hope you guys see Norm when he tours, which is constantly
>Well this Linsdey Lohan can't swim a stroke but she sure knows every dive in town
I love this joke, I use it on my friends
who dis
Just watched ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
Jenny Slate was hilariously mad
HOLD THE FORT!
He hated Jews.
Fella goes by the name of Adolf Hitler
Just out of order
Why is norms podcast better than his stand up?
You're one of them gays aren't you?
fugg i laughed so hard first time i heard that
lol. I don't believe it.
SHE GOT CUT BY A FUCKING SORCERER!
Acid tongued A-rab.
Norm is Canadian.
Because a large part of what makes him hilarious is the close interaction with people, and how her responds to their reactions.
Don't laugh at 9/11, man. I try to tell him not to laugh. I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother. He was in northern Canada.
Oh shit. Why can't we make normposting a thing?
Something about his eyes
So i says to the guy, I says to him, I say
It's not? It's not worse either. You're comparing apples to oranges. I love Norm's podcast and his standup for different reasons.
Norm would say standup is all there is.
I went and saw him film his special in Boston, both shows. Greatest night of my life.
Stand-ups fuckin' shit.
It's THE shit, turbopleb
t. doesn't get the reference guy
You're thinking like Albert Fish now!
Now i know there's no such person as Albert Fish
thanks rodney
Reminds me of that tragedy
Grey in both appearances and dememeanor
I don't mean to bring up the systemic extermination attempt on the Jewry of Europe
Based Norm is truly our redpilled guy
haha, they should call him Norm McDonald's
What the fuck happened to his show? Didn't he film it ages ago?
The company that produces it still claims it's coming back. Norm has a Netflix special coming next week, and the rumor for a while is that since Amazon Prime Instant has NML on it there's some sort of conflict there that's caused the hiatus. Probably Norm was an idiot and didn't ask either if they had a non compete clause.
Ah, right. Thanks for the info.
He pitched a show but the studio said it was like racist
M-maybe you should get better uh.. insurance
>tfw when Norm's upcoming Netflix special bombs it'll fuel liberals in saying how these comics are aren't funny because they're "out of touch with changing society"
>while the Chappelle and Louis CK specials still stomped Schumer's
Chapelle and Louis "Cuck King" are liberal as fuck though.
link?
True, and checked
But as soon as they heard there were trans jokes they were pretty quick to shoot down Chappelle