Predict how the first debate will play out

Predict how the first debate will play out

Trump will crush her like the bug she is.

FPBP

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There will be no debate.

>"I will not give Donald's racism and misogyny a national platform"

Will literally be the event of the century. I just can't imagine Hillary even maintaining eye contact with Don the Alpha. She's going to be decimated.

>Hillary opens her mouth
>Trump interrupts and goes on a tirade in detail about the shit released in the emails

Sad as it is, I could actually picture this happening.

It would probably all-but-guarantee a Trump presidency however.

Fpbp

>Hillary will lie and cackle
>Donald will regurgitate the same old shit

Who wants to bet Clinton will spend too much time in the restroom again?

He had damn well better win all three(?). That's his only hope of winning the election. Things aren't looking too good otherwise.

Neither one will say anything meaningful or substantive, they'll both stick to their talking points and/or insulting one another.

If she backs out, she's fucked.
If she debates him, she's even more fucked.

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*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind her*
Make America great again!

Hillary
>ur a racist

Trump
>no

Hillary has a seizure

Trump
>Hillary is a mess

Nigger

Trump will annihilate her to the point where she want to cry and she will do that.

Sadly, this. Our man Don has a bad habit of repeating himself and never getting anywhere with a discussion. However, when he's really fired up he can lay it down like a madman. I think we'll see a bit of that as well. It will take a lot of effort to get past hellarys superior speaking skills tho.

After the first debate I m 148,8 % sure Shillary will suffer of PTSD because Donnie will destroy her without regrets

>trump will mention her emails
>hillary will be eternally btfo.

kek wills it

He will but Hillary will probably have 1 mediocre line that the MSM replays and repeats as the best line in the world because she's the strong and smart woman who stood up to the big racist bully who also hates gays.

This was already shown with the 'Delete your account' bullshit. Any 5 cent line she throws out will be portrayed as a million bucks simply because she's a woman.

>seizure

>trump walks onto stage
>brings up emails
>brings up mishandled FBI investigation
>brings up Benghazi
>brings up Bill
>Hillary drops out of the race and no election takes place
>Trump is given presidency and makes America great again

Don Henley - Dirty Laundry

Fingers crossed.

Ryuujin no ken wo kurae!

Ohh you don't know Trump. That shit will never work if trump is debating her. He use the interruption tactic so the media can't use that mediocre line she.

I like Trump but debating is not his forte. Hillary will eat him alive

>b-but you are racist !

Hillary will sperg out worse than Jeb Bush. Kek wills it!

It'll be entertaining as hell, of all the negative things I can think of her to mention (the bankruptcies meme, the torture comments), nothing comes close to the email scandal so I'm just curious to see how she will weasel out of answering those kind of questions.

How can you possibly come back from the FBI director himself calling you irresponsible?

Legitmately what the fuck is she wearing?

Trump - memes, soundbites, nicknames nicknames..... keep having to be told to stop talking over Hillary. Won't substantiate policy ideas. Avoid words with more than two syllables

Hillary - generally act like a slimy cancerous cunt. Vague platitudes about making things better.

>host: asks question
>trump: gives clear answer
>crowd: applause
>host: aaaand, Mrs Clinton?
>hillary: -realizes she doesn't have her media team of 700 people with her-
>hillary: umm, as a woman, Trump racist wall ban guns women card minority
>crowd:............
>crowd:............

It's pretty hype if you think about it

He hasn't seen her in person as his sworn enemy final boss yet, it's going to be fucking insane seeing them on the same stage

The debates will be the fight of the millennia

>hillary says something like "donald here seems to have a problem with women"
>bill clintons a rapist

He literally won every debate against 16 fucking opponents. People who had a much better platform than the witch.

He'll say something that leaves the media in shock and aw. Pretty much schoolyard name calling. Epic LULz will ensue.

Then once the votes are counted and he's a day away from being president... drop out. Then his taxes will reveal that he was secretly a Clinton financial backer all along.

Either way Socialist Sanders doesn't get my money. The bush family doesn't get into office again. And the other two cuban commies won't win either.

So it's win-win either way.

>Trump and Hillary walk up to their respective podiums
>Hillary starts coughing
>Has stroke
>Media spins it as Hillary wins the debate

Hillary shuts Trump down with her voice and tone without having to raise it, like a child being disciplined by their mother. Trump stutters and tries to fire off insults, Hillary shuts him down again. Trump looks at her like a deer in head lights and fucks up the policy part of the debate. Sup Forums and Trump accuse the media of asking hard and/or irrelevant questions and declare themselves the winners. The media makes Trump look like a clown, Sup Forums goes into full damage control mode and starts spamming kike and shill. The butthurt from the trump faggots will be maximum.

Hillary has a stroke, and Donny Dangerous delivers a finishing blow.

Tis Keks's will.

Yeah.... But he wasn't very "presidential".

He needs to work at that

Trump is going to say some hilariously inconvenient truths and bitchslap that smarmy cunt and I'll love him.

Then in the next sentence he'll say something that's not only wrong but untrue and a complete non sequitur and my IQ will drop a few points just having heard it.

In the end I'm 100% sure I'm going to vote for him anyway. I'm just going to enjoy the freak show.

trump will fumble over a basic technical concept like he did with the nuclear triad

clinton will make sure every debate has at least one of this moment to make him look dumb and it will work

ultimately clinton will get elected on the platform of experience even if the general public hates her

Hillary will get stumped so bad she dies of a seizure on the spot.

Democrats chimp out and get on stage, preventing Trump from speaking.
Debate is cancelled. Media barely covers the chimpout and praises Hillary.
Then, Trump will say something controversial and play the situation to his advantage.

>Trump attacks
>Hillary doesn't hit back (mostly because she doesn't have much to hit back with)
>media portrays him as a bully
My predictions.

>things get heated
>trump goes in raw
>hillary accuses him of not letting her speak
>she is visibly upset
>he lets her talk
>spaghetti.jpg
>she walks off
>tweets typical meme stuff: racist, bigot, sexist
>media blames trump
>future debates canceled
>twitter war ensues
>memes decide the presidency

a beautiful end to 2016

I bet she gets owned so hard she flips her shit. Maybe even tries to attack him in a fit of self righteous, condescending rage.

>"i will not debate a bully!"
she already used this with sanders. there is no way she has a 1 on 1 with trump. they are shilling johnson to give her a buffer on stage. but you would literally have to have downs syndrome to vote for johnson.

Come on dude... the entire GOP roster sucked.

I think trump will walk into a trap. Hillary will list benifits of tpp. Trump fucked

>hillary
>shutting down anyone

>99

So does Hillary.

This. Hillary is well spoken and extremely on point. Her and her team will be prepared for everything, because Trump's stumps are going to be very predictable, and she'll be more than prepared.

Trump talks like an idiot and it's just not going to go well.

Hoping he spends a lot of time with Newt in preparation. He could really learn a thing or two.

They always suck

When is the first debate?

They will never debate each other.

PRAISE

Literally will depend on who the prompters are

If it's a bunch of cucks and someone like Megyn Kelly and a planted audience like some of the Republican debates were he won't "lose" but he'll get loaded questions and booed while Hillary gets nothing but cheers for merely saying "I'm... a woman."

Shortly before the first debate it will be announced that Bill is gravely ill. She will suspend all public appearances to care for her ailing husband.

He destroyed Cruz who was supposed to be one of the best at debates.

Hillary will have a paid crowd. They will clap for her and boo Trump. Media will say she won, just like they say The Nigger in Chief can give coherent speeches.

Trump gets loaded questions, Hillary is handed easy shit.
Crowd is handpicked to be HillShills, trained to try silencing Trump with boos.
Moderaters will try to cut Trump's time down and refuse him rebuttals.

Hillary will do what she has always done and get full of herself, only practice soundbytes, not be organic in her presentation while also being extremely hostile and saying Trump is instigating her.

Trump will be direct in comparison to her passive aggressiveness, will completely ignore the wastrel moderators and initially booing crowds. All three will shit themselves when their liberal silencing techniques fail and stop with no idea what to do. Trump's crowd will be loud and proud the entire time, similar to Trump's confidence.

Media will take Trump's points out of context, try to make him sound like he lost. It will have the same effect they've had this entire cycle, so nothing.

What few moderates and swing voters are left will see how strongly he presents himself in comparison to her infantile apprpach and robotic statements, and ignore the media claims that he lost just like they've ignored everything MSM has claimed if they're still independents.

Furthermore, social media will expound on this even more. The growing divide between dinosaurs who stick with televised news and younger politicos who get their news from twotter, etc. will only grow from the obvious cronyism on display. Which will play into Trump's rhetoric.

So in short, Trump wins, Hillary bombs, media lies, normal people see another example of how much bullshit this whole thing is and vote Trump. GG no re libtards.

>Hillary openly being in favor of tpp in national TV.

Best way to get her liberal voters to go for Jill Stein

Hillary couldn't even shut down Bernie, and Bernie wasn't even trying.

I agree with this.
Clinton will never agree to debate Trump.

I expect it to give me no confidence in the future of anything. Just like everything else does.

Too bad her voice is so shit tier. Sounds like a chain smoker that smoked tons of packs per day.

EXCUSE ME, HILLARY

The crowd will start chanting "Lock Her Up!"

But I thought she was against TPP. If she says she's in favor of it Trump will just call her out on her flip-flopping.

>you're a bigot
>you're crooked
for 2 hours straight

I wonder if Hillary would a) debate at all. B) debate on any other station but NBC or cnn

>pandering to a group of biased people
vs
>national audience
Trump won those debates because he was more extreme than anybody else

shes going to have a seizure or stroke from the pressure

Accurate.

C H E C K E D

Hillary will answer questions and talk about issues.

Trump will do his mental gymnastics and avoid giving even one answer to any question asked.

Hillary will ask him why he doesn't give any straight answers.

Trump will say why aren't you in jail crooked Hillary.

The crowd will go wild.

Trump wins debate.

Coming from a hillshill. Poor bitch might as well not even show up. Trumps one liners are gonna kick her right in the pussy.

It's called assassination. She has them done all the time.

Anyone got the up to date suspicious death list?

>>Hillary has a stroke
More likely poisoned. Crazed Socialist Sanders supporters got bored of trying to kill Trump and went after her instead.

Trump will just end up doing an empty chair debate and she'll look awful for it.

>Drumpf: Durr I luv jews I love Israel hurr what wall lmao what ban on muslims xDDD?
>Hillary: *Sensible ideas, sensible opinions, ultimately policies that will maintain the type of stability needed for America*

Has that ever happened in a burger election?

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Reagan and Carter

we should compile a debate guide for the don, including technical terms that are likely to come up and good answers to clinton's probable rebuttals

I don't trust the team surrounding him, I feel like after melania's speech debacle the enemy has infiltrated their camp, even if it was on purpose to get attention it was a bad move

such a guide would surely find its way to trump seeing how eric or trump jr. absolutely browse this place

I didn't need this boner at work.

Hillary has another stroke and starts barking and howling like a lunatic.

A LEAF

>criticized for being moderate
>Trump

Pick 2.

He's going to win. God bless America.

Pretty much this. I don't think Hillary will try to start anything, for fear of the blowback and derailment that Trump has proven himself capable of. I think Hillary will mostly give answers to questions in Politicianese, referring to Trump's weaknesses vaguely without directly attacking most of the time; Trump will give answers with his usual style, using every opportunity to attack Hillary and expose her evils while ending with a positive message about how he will MAGA; the audience in the auditorium will side with Hillary, but people at home will be able to see through the act.

Trump mostly loses support when he gets in the mud. I don't think the debates will be nearly as crazy as the primary debates.

>superior speaking skills

u wot m8? She's got the charisma of a dead fish. Did you see her introduce Kaine today?

something like this:
Donald making general, evasive answers

He's not going to listen to random idiots on the internet.

>even if it was on purpose to get attention it was a bad move
How can you honestly say that?

How long until the debates?

>Foreign Policy
Libya, Syria, ISIS, a history of failure

>National Security
Email leaks, Radical Islam, Syrian refugees, Border Security

>Healthcare
Nobody likes obamacare, replace it with something better

>Economy
Bringing manufacturing back to america, putting america back to work

exactly what topic does Hillary have any advantage over Trump? he is gonna steam roll her.