The one thing Australia was good at

Now they have nothing. Wow, I hope they never live this down

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this will blow over in a few months, like every cricket '''''''''''scandel''''''''''' because nobody gives a fuck about cricket

>australians
>being cheating cunts
Color me surprised

Australia literally can't handle the banter.

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>call Broad a "blatant cheat" for not walking until the umpire gave the signal
>tells Aussie fans to "banter/abuse" him and make him cry when he tours next

>get some banter in South Africa
>cry about it all series
>meanwhile Broad takes years of non-stop abuse from Aussies in good humour
>get caught cheating literally red handed
>Broad never cheated

utter state of Lehmann right now

Leave those dirty countries and play baseball with the Japan and the Americas

Baseball is too boring even for cricket fans

Watch Koshein in about 4 hours. It's high school Japanese baseball and all the games are around two hours. That and NPB games are much faster than boring and protracted MLB games

Anyone able to give me a quick rundown of what's happened here? Don't follow Cricket

Thank you

Where do i even watch it

America tier desu

Aren't they really good at swimming or something?

>strayans cheat
>to the surprise of no one but strayans

rather jack off to bbw tranny scat porn

they ball tampered with sandpaper, tried to rough up one side with it. Webm related, see how he tries to hide it and put it back into his pocket "subtley".

Anyway the cameras picked up on it and the coach notices on the screen and walkie talkies the 12th man who comes onto the field to warn him.

Then the guy who has the sandpaper tries to hide it by shoving it down his crotch (rather than his pockets) as the umpires are getting suspicious about the condition of the ball

Later he's asked what's in his pocket but of course it's already down his crotch, but him shoving it down there got caught in slow motion. You can see a still of it in another thread up at the moment.

Then they admitted to it and they also admitted it was a leadership decision not just one guy.

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Reminder the South African captain got caught ball tampering twice last series against Australia
Reminder england bragged about ball tampering in the 2005 ashes

LITERALLY NOTHING

Du Plessis was found guilty of ball-tampering by the International Cricket Council. He had previously been fined half his match fee for scuffing the ball on the zip of his trousers against Pakistan in 2013.

The charge did not result from any accusations by Australia but vice-captain David Warner told reporters afterwards: "We hold our heads high and I'd be very disappointed if one of our team members did that.

"The rules are in place for a reason. If you're not going to use them why bother having them?

"If you're going to overstep the mark, be prepared to get fined and miss Test matches."

KEK

Thank you very much, I appreciate it. That's pretty bad. Were they really not able to investigate what was in his pocket/what he used though, regardless of where he shoved it?

Sounds like this was only brought up because of one based camera man and the officials didn't give a toss

so now what

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Don't you do that already, paki?

This happened in MLB some years ago, same thing, the guy tried to hide the paper but he was caught in mid-pocketing.

leave Australian cricket to us

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Look for the thread in the catalog. It has links to the steam and the schedule

1 Australian answer, defending his team

so much for Australia being done with them

A fucking
ONE
MATCH
BAN
AHAHHAHAHAHAH

>Seth Efrica BTFO
>Sonny Bill Billams BTFO
>Smith redeemed

Literally the whole team conspired to cheat, got caught on camera, denied it and all they face is a one match ban, Steve Smith for Australian of the Year IMO

Like lance armstrong with cycling eh?

>gets bantered the fuck out so hard he resorts to cheating and destroys his career, his captain's career and the image of Australian cricket for generations to come
>all in the space of 24 hours

J U S T
U
S
T

fuck i hate the australian cricket team

Steve Smith inhales flyspray

>on literal suicide watch

Do you know which brand lad? Looks like a Mortein kinda guy.

I'm actually kinda glad I drifted away from watching cricket when Ponting and Gilly retired.

the main thing is /cric/ is still by far the number 1 general on Sup Forums followed by /bundes/ and those good guys at /hoc/

>Now they have nothing

We have the ashes though.

Based on...

bants

Ashes is a meme trophy that died in 2006.
The SA v AUS rivalry has become far more heated and interesting

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Maybe for you lot, the average Aussie couldn't give a fat rats arse about off season tours unless they're for the ashes, that's why the cheating thing is so infuriating, there was no one even watching, no one was even at the ground when I watched a few minutes of the first test.

The Ashes is a normie rivalry now, and it's become so fucking predictable that it's not even worthwhile watching from an outsider's perspective.

The Aus vs SA rivalry is pretty GOAT, wish test cricket was more supported around here and we could pull the crowds that you lot do, would make the rivalry just that more sweeter.

>there was no one even watching
Did you even see the 3rd test? watching Smoth's long walk back to the pavilion with deafening boos was orgasmic

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this won't take the top cheatstralia position from that underarm bowl.

>"If you're going to overstep the mark, be prepared to get fined and miss Test matches."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AAAAAA

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Who was the epsilon-tier retard who got caught with a big blob of pine tar on his neck a couple years ago?

Australian cricket was dead to me after Damien Martyn retired