>this kills the yuro
Killed by a soccer ball
Nolan Morris
Kayden Rivera
Look how none of them rushed to keep his tongue out, slavs are subhuman
Easton Williams
webm?
Adam Hill
Killed by a cushioned ball.
Embarrassing.
Jonathan Garcia
players should start wearing padded clothing and helmets to prevent this
Justin Miller
Is this the power of Croatia?
Colton Wilson
good thread, sad incident
F
Gavin Robinson
I don't get it that hit didn't look bad at all. Weak heart or something?
Real football players in the US take contact 5000x harder than that on every play and don't die
Camden Barnes
It must be a weak heart. It hit him in his chest. This also in a third division league.
Footballers also get hit hard all the time:
youtube.com
Mason Rivera
Sometimes something that looks innocuous and ninety-nine times out of a hundred is fine just fucking kills you. Our bodies are pretty fragile.
Joshua Hill
>be european
>get killed by a soccer ball
Carter Myers
Cheick Tioté, Hillsborough, Abdelhak Nouri, Columbine, Miklós Fehér, the Holocaust, now this.
Enough is enough, it's time to ban assault football.
Now let's get one thing clear: this isn't "a tragedy". It's literally MURDER.
I mean, seriously? Like, these guys are DYING because of FIFA. Gianni Infantino is personally responsible for the deaths of every one of these players because he refuses to change the rules of the game.
It's time we stopped letting FIFA write the rules.
How many more players do you need to see die of heart attacks before you notice a trend?
How many children need to lose their fathers?
How much blood is enough to satisfy your bloodlust?
It's 2018. Come on.
No one needs a full-size football - just use a balloon.
No one needs to be running around - just walk.
No one needs to "tackle" - just ask nicely.
No more deaths, no more violence, no more horror. It's time we made a change.
Gabriel Myers
BAN SOCCER ITS TOO DANGEROUS
James Morales
worst rcp i’ve ever seen
Matthew Rogers
>All those lightning deaths
Does this happen in any other outdoor sport?
Charles Hill
lightning doesn't fuck around
Jaxon Rivera
>literally killed by a ball
No fucking wonder Serbs had their way with you Croatia.
Josiah Harris
his aorta abdominalis ruptured...
Brody Gonzalez
Yeah, the ball hit just the right spot. 1/10000 chance
Charles Sullivan
fucking hell tetanus used to be serious shit
Lincoln Jenkins
Cameron Collins
>be american
>get killed a school shooter
Parker Powell
was it a painful death or did he just drift into the abyss?
Aiden Lopez
>get killed a school shooter
At least you tried, Mohamed.
Adrian Anderson
based Fouhaj btfo'ing us
Jose Baker
Pathetic....
Juan Price
You have to go back
Bentley Hughes
>be bong
>get TRUCK'D
Jason Wright
GET A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE
Dominic Jackson
this made me genuinely sad
Christopher Perry
>looks like we got another semen overdose coming in
Aiden Brown
Sucks and a shitty situation but at least he went out on top. best goal scorer on the team
William Powell
You tried my friend and thats what counts. Thx for btfo me
Andrew Parker
Question: if football is so popular and lucrative in Europe. why don't they build stadiums with retractable roofs for inclement weather? The baseball team I support has one. If there's a good chance for rain on a game day, they just close the roof.
Jack Johnson
> Sustained neck and spinal injuries in a collision with Landon Donovan during the 2001 CONCACAF U-20 Tournament on 20 March 2001. Paralysed, he died two years later on 9 March 2003 having stopped breathing
Jace Perez
>lightning overhead
>doesn't drop the METAL BAT in his hands
he must have a low baseball IQ
William Baker
my jaw kinda dropped when i read this on the article
Brody Hernandez
>he was from trinidad and tobago
Ethan Jones
i'm reporting you to the authorities for clearly not having an appropriate banter licence.
John Taylor
>Tfw Donovan is a murderer
Owen Gray
Benjamin Brown
those last teams' names tho
Brandon Ortiz
>Deportivo Wanka
Wyatt Edwards
> When playing as goalkeeper, Thorpe, a diabetic, collapsed into a coma from which he never recovered, attributed to the rough treatment he received on the pitch in a game against Chelsea. His death lead to the rule that players were no longer able to kick the ball out of the goalkeeper's arms.
> Jimmy Thorpe
ay ay ay
Luis Ortiz
>You can help by expanding it
everytime
Michael Reed
For me, it's Ethiopian Coffee Sports Club.
Josiah James
F
Aaron Wright
>keep his tongue out
what for? explain the biology
Zachary Thompson
>he refuses to change the rules of the game.
what to change which can increase survivability?
Angel Moore
MLB bats are made from wood
Aiden Ramirez
if you fall unconscious like that when you are thirsty from doing sports, your tongue can try to escape from your mouth and find water. it can kill you.
Josiah Nguyen
N-Nani ??
Michael Reed
I remember seeing that on an old episode of xfiles
Julian Foster
>thirsty man collapses
>tongue detaches from unconscious man
>must go on a perilous journey in search of water
>will he find an oasis in time to save his master's life or will it be a mirage?
You just wrote Disney's next animated blockbuster son
Nicholas King
> Died after a crossbar fell on his head during a warmup
Dominic Evans
.>be brit
>get bongd by mudlimes
Chase Johnson
players should start getting vigorous check ups
Jacob White
> Why the leafe
Andrew Harris
>hurr durr let's pull the tounge out just because
Owen Nguyen
As clichéd as it sounds, surely there must be some in golf
Luke Scott
Nandatto!?
Charles Nelson
hits can keep damaging organs due to fluids carrying the momentum, especially a liver shot, maybe he was over-hydrated?
people dying to heart ballshots have happened before
Chase Morgan
i assume some light armor to take direct shots
Robert Clark
Which language should I learn, Croatian or Serbian?
>inb4 just learn Russian
Aaron Morales
>he must have a low baseball IQ
I bet he at least knows that MLB bats are made of wood.
Aiden Powell
rather get killed by a soccer ball than obesity lmao
Easton Russell
>France on his period.
Chase Long
We can arrange that for you.
Aiden Price
obesity? no doubt you can
Levi Myers
Death by soccer ball, my slow witted friend.
William Reyes
@82450549
cringe
Christian King
based
Kayden Clark
Dylan Anderson
it's a football. stop using that word.
Ryan Young
>fagjogball
Robert Gray
>Marvin Lee of Tobasco and Tamales - Sustained neck and spinal injuries in a collision with Landon Donovan during the 2001 CONCACAF U-20 Tournament on 20 March 2001. Paralysed, he died two years later on 9 March 2003 having stopped breathing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brandon Davis
>he was just 25
fuck, that sucks.it feels so weird every time you see someone your age die, especially if its just so...unlucky?
Jayden Wood
>ustained neck and spinal injuries in a collision with Landon Donovan during the 2001 CONCACAF U-20 Tournament on 20 March 2001. Paralysed, he died two years later on 9 March 2003 having stopped breathing
>Trinidad and Tobago
Holy shit, it all makes sense now. revenge is a dish best served cold
Jordan Foster
just how?
Samuel Ortiz
Kek
Chase Foster
There probably is more to it than just getting hit by a ball.
Chase Clark
>Top scorer of the category
He was probably doped to hell and back
Parker Williams
>tfw read about Marvin Lee's death to Donovan
Fuck, how sad
Cooper Carter
>all these replies
why are ameriburgers unable to handle banter?
Nolan Russell
>william crapper
Oliver Reyes
>he just falls over
what the fuck did he have a heart attack or something
Hunter Thompson
Don't speak croat but the guy in the video at one point said "aneurysm" so I guess he had one and it ruptured. I imagine there are worse ways to go out as this is painful but very fast, but having such a condition at his age is unusual.