>Easily impressed by simple shit like knowledge of basic world geography, knowing a second language, having an income over $30k/yr, etc >Thinks I'm a cooking genius because I have a normal repertoire of both local and foreign cuisines >Reacts violently to anyone who insults me >Is completely unphased when I start my day's drinking at 11 AM >Family members are mostly estranged so I barely have to deal with any >Is still working off the assumption that I'm just a swarthy white guy and not in fact completely Iranian
Why the fuck haven't you gotten a redneck girlfriend yet, Sup Forums? I figure most of you chucklefucks are in flyover-land so they must be all over the place.
>knowing that she was plowed by her father and brother at the same time No thanks
Aaron King
She's fucking your friends and probably sneaks items out of your house to pawn for pills. Trust me, I grew up with these people and know how they work.
Jaxon Adams
So a redneck walks into a police station and says, "My wife, my half-sister, and my mother gone missing!" Officer asks him, "So, is that one person or...?"
Noah Ward
You're living the American Dream bro.
Christian Parker
kek
Carson Cruz
the rich ones are like this, yes. but not all. the poor ones are slaves to the game and are mentally retarded.
i fucked a girl who I later found out was to get married a month after we did it. Felt bad, but whatever, being a chad is what I do.
Dominic Long
Are rednecks worse than niggers?
Ryan Miller
$30k/yr American dollary-doos? At what time should I bring your breakfast up, sir?
Adrian Powell
"Rich rednecks", yeah. I was surprised this was a thing. Her family's house looks kinda shitty from the outside but they have a nice truck, a lot of new electronics/appliances, huge TV, Xbone (lol), etc.
My girl was due to be married too, but decided to fuck off with me instead. They're very practical about who they date and I was an upgrade in every way, so that was that.
Eli Gonzalez
OP here is the plan that so many people just can't stick to. It is literally the American Dream.
>Live in suburban southern environment >fuck around until mid 30's, buy toys, house you want, cars and trucks you want, establish finances and career >start going to southern baptist or Pentecostal church after you have sewn your wild oats >marry good southern woman in mid 20's that has deep religious convictions that is from a good family >have a stable family and comfy traditional life
It's really not complicated...
Jonathan Gray
Because they have no teeth, and they're all named Tammy.
Camden Thomas
that's called nigger rich.
and for good reason.
Gabriel Edwards
>bragging about having sex with mentally disabled people
Ryder Davis
I said "at least". I make over twice that much. Still nothing special, but way more than she's ever enjoyed.
I'm kinda skirting by just barely. Like I said, I'm middle-eastern, so outright moving to the suburban south would be a pretty bad idea. My girl's pretty much a redneck, but a redneck from Colorado, not from Georgia. The racial hang-ups are way diluted in her neck of the woods, but still there.
Jeremiah Martinez
You find it a lot in the south. The dad is able to sell his parents' land to developers or they win a modest lottery prize. They'll go out and buy a huge garish house, horses, new pickups and toys like jetskis for the whole family, but their behavior and tastes remain niggerish.
Caleb James
>>but whatever, being a Chad is what I do Cringed pretty hard senpai tbqh
Caleb Miller
Oh, the other one is they always start some crooked contracting company. That's almost a meme.
William Morris
That punchline was fucking terrible leaf, this is why no one likes you dummies.
Just off the top of my head a better one would be like, "Look at these mugshots and tell me if you recognize her."
Andrew Martin
What you inbreds think most redneck girls look like is not even close to the reality. Most of them never use any makeup, dont practice proper hygenine, basically act like men and are usually inbred.
Justin Ortiz
I guess it's a lot easier when it's a real life experience for you, eh?
Luis Robinson
Hicks, hillbillies, rednecks, farmers, cowboys, ranchers, and country boys are degenerate.
Evan Bailey
To be honest when I say "redneck" I really just mean "middle-class white from a small town" and if you find one who's in her 20s and has managed to stay thin, you've got some excellent breeding genetics on your hands.
I don't mean fatass meth-heads from appalachia who can't spell out the current year. Obviously no one's scrambling to date those.
Ayden James
It's easier when I'm not a retarded maplenigger trying to be funny. Doesn't matter about real life experiences. Bet I could come up with a better joke about the average Canadian being a Chink that speaks French than you because I'm not stupid.
Benjamin Hill
>I don't mean fatass meth-heads from appalachia who can't spell out the current year. But thats literally 90% of redneck women.
Luis Campbell
You don't have to get upset. I'm Canadian, so I won't judge you for being incestuous trailer trash. Go with the weed, brother.
Henry Perry
>unphased Fucking hell you idiots. Learn English.
Brayden Long
You fucking dumbass, those are the only things that are actually American
Jaxson Lopez
Im canadian and my parents were first cousins because its legal here. We shouldnt be making fun of burgers for incest.
I grew up in texas and iv been to Georgia and Tennesee. You are lying to yourself if you think most red neck women arent white trailer trash.
Jaxson Adams
holy shit is that a fucking LEAF on your flag??
Xavier Walker
>hippie vegan city-dweller faggot raised without a father detected
Liam Myers
tru desu /r9k/ memes are lower tier
Jonathan Ramirez
>>Easily impressed by simple shit like knowledge of basic world geography, knowing a second language, having an income over $30k/yr, etc
Ouch
>>Thinks I'm a cooking genius because I have a normal repertoire of both local and foreign cuisines
Ouch
>>Reacts violently to anyone who insults me
Cute but cringe-y, too
>>Is completely unphased when I start my day's drinking at 11 AM
Sounds like an awful family growing up or something.
>>Family members are mostly estranged so I barely have to deal with any
You don't wonder why?
>>Is still working off the assumption that I'm just a swarthy white guy and not in fact completely Iranian
I've got nothing to hide.
Naw, I'll stick with really fucking brilliant women, but I appreciate your take on things. All power to you, my swarthy friend.
Michael Reed
leave it to a leaf to format his post so obnoxiously, also: >really fucking brilliant women
Luke Ortiz
The inbred meme was created by jews to project their insecurity about being heavily inbred onto others
Kind of like how niggers call whites "privileged" when they're the ones who get aa and shit
John Evans
Where can I find qt redneck girls in Florida without going to church?
Hudson Reed
ill stick with my serbian qt.
>kebab removing heritage >conservative family >orthodox >yummy sarma, cevapi, musaka etc >dat bottle of rakija from their yearly trip to belgrade
i like southern women but it edges into cringe tier hillbilly shit. my family is southern as fuck but were normal, not shit kicker yeehaw lifted truck tier southerners. nearly everyone drives a pick up truck, jeep or suv. we all have normal jobs and make above 50k a year. we eat collards and cornbread and black eyed peas and virginia ham and fried pork chops blah blah blah and we have a *slight* twang. but, my dad yelled at me for eating cracklins because thats what hillbillies do. its weird.
Brayden Gonzalez
THIS
AND FUCKING CHECKED
Ryan King
>have an actual redneck girlfriend >hunt, fish, and harvest together >she manages a big garden >cans and preserves a lot >wants to be a housewife >wants no less than three kids
Luke Garcia
Fucking this is confusing.
Cooper Ward
>week 4 in my relationship with Lee-Ann and she still does not know that I am Iranian
top kek
Ian Mitchell
I live in arkansas, can confirm
Julian Butler
fpbp
Adam Ross
>ITT things that never happen
Robert Ward
>cooking for your girlfriend >having a girlfriend that reacts violently to anything >has estranged family and daddy issues/will make a shit mother and wife
Shit bait
Josiah Taylor
Any white woman who would date an Arab is trash. Enjoy the bottom of the barrel Muhammad.
Adrian Anderson
That sounds like literally the most boring shit ever user. I'll pray for you and people like you tommorow
Tyler Price
How fat is she
Jacob Kelly
Canada post best post. Afraid of what the acronym of that might look like.
Levi Roberts
Holy fuck dude this is my plan. Florida panhandle btw
Justin Rodriguez
I have an ex-redneck gf
>devout baptist >from rural area >used to wear 100% camo
>got her to fuck on the first date >got her to move into the city with me >got her to stop going to church >got her to stop believing in a dead gay jew gentile bullshit >got her to accept me as an atheist vegan >she now hates the country, country music and will never move back to that rural shithole >shes closer to my parents then i am to hers
converted a redneck gf into a city hipster slut that hates believers and chokes on my cock nightly
stay mad basement turbonerds
David Allen
>not in fact completely Iranian
This is funny but I have the feeling it may backfire on you at some point.
Landon Walker
Redneck here.
I fuck liberal vegan sjw sluts all the time, but I'm not dumb enough to make one my girlfriend.
Seems to me the joke is on you.
Hudson Kelly
This is what I want summed up in a pic. I bet she hunts as well
Isaiah Sanchez
You really are a scum bucko.
Evan Walker
>Iranian is not a ethnicity You still could just be genetically closer to a Aryan guy then your typical dumb sand nigger. The more important question is why do you feel the need to Race-mix with an inferior "redneck" woman.
Nathan Garcia
She upgraded to you, and she will do it again to you too. Just letting you know before it happens.
Look at all these children being molested by family members and tell me America doesnt have an incest problem
Juan Nelson
Dubs have spoken.
Jeremiah Hall
I got you guy.
Sebastian Nelson
me and the gf are both red pilled can rant about niggers and kikes all night
Aiden Long
There's a really hot redneck girl who works at the local store, one day I watched her get arrested in the street. She was fighting like three male cops and almost winning.
I bet she'd be good for a tumble in the hay.
Joseph Long
dated a southern girl once >asks where im from ¨¨wow i never met nobody from spPAHHHHIIIINNN befoorrrr ¨ ¨¨you look really white tho what part of mexico is spain in ¨ > explain spain is in europe ¨ ohhhh but like yall came to mexico so aint your ancestor mexican anyway but they just from a diffrent country? ¨
>give quick history lesson
¨ ohhh hehe im so dumb but i get it now but just tell my paa your italian so he dont confuse you with no mexican cause he doesnt like em haha¨¨
mfw
had hella milkers on her tho
Anthony Scott
yeah us yankees up here don't care for the south either
Evan Sanders
holy shit 700,000 kids getting molested a year no way thats possible
Lincoln Howard
latin here
all i date is trailer chicks
can confirm they are the best
>tfw she thinks i'm smart because i can read and write somewhat decent.
Gavin Hill
cpbp ;)
Robert Perry
>tfw to smart and effeminate for her to think im anything but a fag.
Andrew Garcia
the south is one hell of a place but those numbers are probably a little exaggerated
Julian Thomas
I'll take shit that never happened for a thousand Alex.
Alexander Jones
> realizing intelligence is genetic.
Nathan Bailey
>Latin You have nothing to do with italy or Spain You're a mestizo spic Your blood doesn't recall the legions, the forum and the Senate house, but rather the sacrificial altar, the thatched hut, and the cannibalism
Matthew Williams
Came here to post this but this also works.
Liam Ramirez
>but those numbers are probably a little exaggerated Actually they are extremely under reported since the vast majority of rape and molestation cases are never reported
