>be american
>get shot
Be american
Kevin Martin
Angel Brown
>be british
>use """""""knife"""""""
Jonathan Mitchell
>be british
>brexit
Godspeed, Britannia
Colton Gutierrez
>be American
>try to cross road when light is red
>get arrested
Elijah Martin
Americans don't even exist
Benjamin Taylor
>be british
>try to banter with old meme
Bentley Bell
Oi luvs, l00ks like we got ahselves a funny chap r1ght here. A real archbishup a bantabury.
Adrian Green
>Be Canadian
>Not sure if post will get the "typical shitposting leaf" response
Caleb Ortiz
A FUCKING LEAF
here's your (YOU), pal
Luke White
>be american
>no available mobility scooters at walmart
Easton Gutierrez
>be American in Thailand.
>wake up at 712am and fuck teenage girl.
#winning
John Hill
>Be Anglo
>Commit genocide
Samuel James
>be OP
Luke Peterson
>be british woman
>get raped by muslims
Gavin Cooper
>Be American
>Only place in Western Civilization with genuine white trash
Isaiah Fisher
>be British
>can't purchase spoons
Jeremiah Martin
>Be American
>Is Western Civilization
Parker Torres
>be Greek
>lost empire to roach
Jeremiah Cooper
>Girl
Isaac Moore
did we have another shooting or something?
Adrian Perez
>Be Leaf
>Shitpost everyday
John Wilson
I'd be pretty content with that life.
Jaxson Thomas
who cares?
Daniel Collins
>be aussie
>have no internet
Gabriel Wood
>be Rhodesian
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Tyler Cooper
>be Brazilian
>3rd worlder with internet for some reason
Alexander Clark
>be white american
>get genocided
Alexander Hall
>Be Canadian
Nathan Barnes
>be brit
>teeth fall out
Isaac James
>be from a country
>get fucked anyway
If youre not poland, btfo.
Henry Thompson
>have chance to be master race
>lose
Logan James
>Be "superior" race
>lose 2 world wars
Ian Russell
>come to britanistan
>want to fucking cutlery with rounded dinner knives
>"umm sir are you over 18? I need to check your ID"
Noah Butler
Any suggestions before I start my galactic Jihad?
Logan Myers
what game is that?
Joshua Wilson
>be german
>gets allahuh snackbar'd every other day