Dear oh dear
Dear oh dear
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wow wow wow
facking hell
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ARE YOU A PLONKER
MERDE
>These eggs, you laid them yourself?
>That's impossible Chef
>Fuck me
now FOCK OFF
You've never cooked oysters? Are you pulling my plonker?
>you make your own bread?
>yes, chef
>and you grow the wheat to make the flour, yes?
>w-well we buy the flour, chef
>unbelievable
FUCKING DOUGHNUT
>Is that gold leaf on the chocolate cake?
>Yes chef
>and you mined the gold yourself?
>of course not chef
>Christ
>the chef doesn't grow his own herbs and raise his own beef
YOU, BIG BOY, C'MERE YOU FUCKING DONUT
>can you name every single cut of beef and identify which part of the cow it's from on this diagram?
>no chef
>fuck me, off to the farmers market we go then
>is this ice cream made fresh?
no chef it's frozen
>you fucking donkey
>C'MERE YOU
>YES CHEF
>FUCK OFF
>YES CHEF
>this is the absolute... best example of a meal I ever had... of how not to do it... without a mistake
Did you make this human mule yourself?
> how could we do that chef?
FUCKING DONKEY
>Is this water fresh?
>Yes chef.
>What's this, then? A faucet, with bloody knobs on it. Bloody hell.
>Here's your all new menu, with how to make simple, delicious water from scratch with locally farmed, sustainable molecules.
>is this joke fresh?
>no, chef
>christ almighty
Meme on the man all you want, don't tell me this isn't kino
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>flirts with waitress
>picks food apart food
>"look a this"
>"damn"
>"take this back, and tell the owner we need to talk"
Pizza up, Chef!
>smashes a hole in the wall
>rips out a stud
>restaurant collapses
>"oh gawd what is this?!?"
Unbelievable
deer roll deer world alrede
IT'S LIKE A MOSAIC
Undercooked, underdone, and yet still CRIPSY AS FUCK
oh dear oh dear
twat
LEAVE
SOUPS UP CHEF
>negro
why am i not surprised
>this wine's fresh, yeah?
>no chef it's uhh, vintage 1957
>jesus...
That's some Temple of Doom shit there
...
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE
*creepy violin sound*
IT'S FUCKING RAW
fucking kek
I love these threads
YOU FUCKING DONKEY
>you're done here
>give me your jacket
>and your OTHER jacket
>hands over rabbiforeskins to gordumb
Walter I have huge problem with this dish
>"in english, chef"
>folds a steak
>sticks a knife through it
>Demolishes entire restaurant, kills owner in process
>Finds dead fly underneath the floorboards
>"Fuck me"
that's the thing with these threads, I'm not sure if people actually dislike him or if it's just memes
it's funny anyway
>This fish is nicely seasoned
>Th-Thanks Chef
>Show me your salt mine
>S-Salt mine???
>Fucking Christ
i think most people find him funny as fuck. and if you watch a lot of his videos you realize he's actually a pretty decent guy and fully justified to get mad most of the time.
RAAAWWW
YOU
YOU
YOU
GET OUT
IT'S LIKE GANDHI'S FLIP FLOPS
Sup Forums loves Ramsey. These threads are a product of their endearment.
>gordon eating steak
>"wait a minute"
>chef starts repeatedly stabbing steak with knife
>does this until steak is nothing but mush
>slams his hand on the mush
>a bit of juice can be seen on the tip of his fingernail
>"My goodness, look at all that grease"
>Where's the specials for table two?!
>I've got the district restaurateur riding my ass, Fagursky!
I want one of you fags to stream some Chef Ramsay today desu.
My God, what a mess...
KEK
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>they just set up an ice kitchen on the ice right next to the hole they dove into to catch the king crab
fookin 'ell
>back in line
...
>What kind meat is this?
>Its beef chef
>You kill the cow yourself?
>Ah no chef
>Fucking plonker
que delĂcia cara
>You have 5 minutes to boil that egg
>I'll do it in 1
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>Christ, wear a hairnet or you'll ruin the food you fucking moron!
>Chef, If you touch one hair on her bread...
>You kill the cow yourself?
>yes chef
>you raise the cow yourself?
>yes chef, in open range on my land
>you calve the cow yourself?
>yes chef, even brought in a veterinarian to oversee the delivery
>what about the mother?
>i-i bought her at a cattle auction as a heifer a few years back, chef
>Fuckin' Christ.....
noice
Wow
do yourself a favour and watch some absolute turbokino
>netflix doesn't have all the US Kitchen Nightmares seasons
fuck life
...
is there even uncensored versions of the newer hells kitchen anymore? censored is unwatchable
this thread is a goldmine
What's the best kitchen nightmares episode?
The one with the fat twins
Capri i think is the name of it
The shit this man will go through just to get some fresh food
PLONKER
well of course besides Amy's, there's the one with the fedora kid. his parents spent his money and don't understand why he's pissed.
>we bought a restaurant with your inheritance
>but that was my money
>we know! it's great, you can even work at it!
this one legit made me the maddest out of all the episodes
>sliding cardboard and plastics into the fire with the pizza cooking in there
>Show me your online inventory system
>Here it is, chef
>You code the database yourself?
>Of course, chef
>Computers handmade?
>Yes, chef, built from parts
>You produce your own electricity?
>Yes, chef, we have 3 generators
>How do you fuel them?
>Well, we buy the gas from the gas station
>Fucking hell
r0fflecopter, they cry constantly. They'll probably transition to womanhood with a year.
I'm not a chef, and can do this.
Anyone who works with food should be able to do that.
>Anyone who works with food should be able to do that.
1% of people who work with food know that.
The shark fin saga is kino as well
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Us humanists (vegetarians) don't bother learning the parts of the animal because you don't fucking cruel.
That's pretty fucking pathetic.
>"The worst act of animal cruelty I've ever seen"
forgetting he has taught children and adults how to cut through a lobster brain to kill it because it tastes better freshly killed.
ITS FUCKING RAAAAAAW
what do you think of this pizza chef?
It's a damn fine attempt by a mentally challenged fellow.
>these eggs, are they fresh?
>yes chef, I grow them in my own backyard
>no cooked result
Fuck off you
As opposed to killing it how? Lethal injection?
you wanted cooked food chef?
well shit i thought it was jack
>As opposed to killing it
that sounds good. just don't eat it, it's that easy.
>killing the animal instantly and consuming most of its flesh to avoid waste
vs
>only cutting off a small piece of the animal and allowing it to die slowly and painfully