Nothing is happening. Let's rectify that
HAPPENING THREAD
Aaron Wilson
William Morgan
Come on we haven't had a happening for almost a full day
Zachary Reyes
COME ON
Ryder Lee
what about the wikileaks? Literally handing Trump the presidency
Daniel Hernandez
European Race War ROLL
Mason Murphy
England is doomed
Connor Harris
Not quite bloody enough for my taste
That's the spirit
Dominic Brooks
Cor blimey!
Josiah Flores
>That's the spirit
Chuckled
Reroll for race war.
Jose Walker
Rolling for an earthquake. I feel we're overdue for something substantial.
Austin Ward
Next happening in California
Daniel Miller
It's probably too early in the morning for a race war in Europe but anything is possible
Anything less than millions of deaths is insubstantial as far as I'm concerned
Alexander Gray
As the red winged black bird chirps in the distance, a mourning nation will feel the wrath of their enemy once again. KEK knows no mercy, but this will be the last straw.
As nation diverge in the land of the first man, an entire faction will be wiped off the planet in the greatest happening of all time
It is KEKs final gift
Michael Jackson
>It's probably too early in the morning for a race war in Europe but anything is possible
Anything is possible we must believe.
Wyatt Lee
HE IS HERE LADS
Brody Flores
Oh I guess the Afghanistan bombing counts as a happening? It doesn't really fill the void though
Josiah Cruz
no happenings for you this time filthy goyim
digits confirm
Ethan Russell
rolling for jeb going nuclear
Henry Stewart
If repeating numbers another major attack in france 300 dead this time causing civil war to break out
Alexander Watson
This is the end of the skit.
Nathan Gonzalez
This is the end.
Asher Gray
I'm calling that triggered bernouts will attempt to take out the queen bitch next week. Praise kek
Samuel Cook
stay cucked goyim
there will be NO HAPPENINGS EVER AGAIN
Charles Barnes
Next big happening sometime in August. Kek approves
Aiden Foster
d'ah, come on! reroll.
Leo Wright
Berlin gets attacked on August the 16th.
Isaac James
Shut your face Jew Europe will rise up and take back their countries from the Muslim scum.
Liam Gonzalez
roll for race war
Hudson Young
ayy lmaos invade earth and take all the women
Jonathan Collins
oy vey that was a close one goy
too bad the jews won again
Andrew Johnson
No Happening, need to sleep, thanks
Lincoln Lewis
Nice try you failed Jew now it's time for dinner.
Logan Adams
Qek please bless us with a happening in Europe tomorrow
Henry Thompson
k
Oliver Adams
Roll for tsunami on cal
Lucas Anderson
(((stop you)))
Luke Smith
I'm bored.
Please, Kek?
Jeremiah Sanchez
one more time for no happenings before I gas myself
Lucas Brown
count all of 2016's happenings
2017 will be double that number
Josiah Allen
This is pathetic
We need more energy
Ian Allen
Tomorrow Chiraq will be exposed for what it really is
Charles Richardson
Florida will flood by kek's will
Luis Murphy
Tis a good night for a commie breakdown
Andrew Martinez
Anyone remember watching global stock markets crash last September? Those were good times, senpais
Austin Jackson
bless kek
Aiden Cook
I don't fuck with kek but I would love to see Iran try to explain one of their nukes accidently exploding in some underground bunker
Austin Adams
What if 3 dindus get shot in public and all 3 unarmed
Brody Bell
I call on KEK to make a happening of great disaster.
Blake Cook
Roll for fourth reich