You are now the President of your Country

You are now the President of your Country.

Fix all the problems now

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Build the wall.

Build it high

Kill all niggers & jews.

> kill lefties
> remove kebab
> uncuck the nation

Build it tough.

put everybody but me in jail forever

Build it deep

>Abolish Welfare State
>Abolish and Audit Federal Reserve
>Abolish Federal Minimum Wage and leave it to States
>Cap Coporate Tax Rate at 15% and Tax American companies offshoring
>Eliminate Five-cabinet departments (Energy, HUD, Commerce, Interior and Education)
>End War on Drugs and Leave the Middle East Forever
>End all Foreign Aid
I fixed America

remove kebab

I need a small loan of 20 tons of gold... Guys? Anyone...?

>Make Islam illegal.
>People who riot are shot.
>Lefties who protest are sent to jail for a maximum of 6 months.
>Trigger article 50 immediately.
>Close borders.
>Don't give a fuck what the EU thinks about anything we do.
>Make trading deals with country's outside of the EU all over the world.
>British economy gets better while the EU starts to collapse.
>Rule Britannia.

>take all the niggers, Mexicans and Muslims and put them in the south
>build wall
>kick the south out of the union

BUILD IT NOW

tell my citizens good luck and to think for themselves. I have wars to fight.

Make a secret department of eugenics and secretly start sterilizing shitskins like Israel does in real life

>end welfare

>end social security so old people need actual families to support them again

>privatize and destandardize education

>limit immigration on income and aptitude basis

>squatting homeless who steal and live like human pigeons sent to jail, countryside hobos are legal though

>improve prison conditions because they are deplorable and just create more criminals and instead have them become the new safetynet with reasonable living conditions and plenty of low level employment inside

president in my country holds no power

need to be chancellor to make a change

Re-Nationalize the railways

Niggers on the boat back to africa

spics back to mexico

sandniggers back to the ME..

walls up borders locked..

nuking china?Now

Mecca? Now

Anybody else want some?

I didn't think so.. problems solved.

>segregation
>Islam is illegal
>build the wall
>end wellfare
>improve trade with the docile nations
>shoot all the low iq people
>legalize human experimentation
>un cuck the university's
>destroy all feminism
>end the war on drugs
>make trump my VP
>Invest more on science and research

Break it up into parts

Trumptards actually think this will fix anything?

Take back control over Gaza and West Bank, kick out all the arabs, nuke Iran.

>remove our borders fully
>give free German passport to all immigrants who come without papers

I think that'll be enough to make our society free of Nazism once and for all.

Annex Flanders, then join germany in germanic union

>seize the means of production
>create single-party state
>hang all bourgeoisie 1% scum

>start off by genociding all muslims,gyppos and deporting all hungarians
>destroy all mosques on romanian territory
>get out of EU
>take control of the media
>make good deal with russia
>conquer ukraine,give russia half of it,remake great romania,rest of the land leave to ukrainians in case russia wants to invade me
>made deal with greece or bulgaria to take back constantinopole
>give the rest of turkey to the armanians
>start a campaing of mass kebab removal
>spend the rest of my life trying to rid the world of the cancer that is islam

Execute all racists and bigots

Executive order #6666:

Gas the kikes, race war now!

Cut Israel adrift.

Public executions of all other politicians and their immediate and extended families

Deport anyone incapable of doing 10 push-ups.

Why would you want to deport 99% of all women?

Start a civil war to cull the population, then start a dictatorship.

>shoot all low iq people
>this kills the amerifat

Become Imperator Americana by sending in loyalist members of the SS, Force Recon, and Seals to purge congress and the senate of all dissidents.

Read my page. Website, I have it all figured out.

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Kill everyone over 40 years old


done

1: Secure all the exits to Congress while they are in session.
2: Burn the building down
3: Assassinate Bill Gates, all the Waltons, Elon Musk and any other billionaires currently in the United States
4: Deport or kill all niggers if they won't comply with getting shipped to Liberia where they belong
5: Deport or kill alll jews if they won't comply with getting shipped to Israel, then cut off all ties with Israel
6: Institute IQ tests for all government positions

NOW we can BEGIN to fix the country.

ask for US intervention to remove cancer from our society

Low IQ whites are just the conservative ones

Probably not, but the population of South America isn't going to decline any time soon.

Having a significant defensive structure to prevent unchecked passage of people will always result in a net positive for your nation's future, even when you don't factor in conflict, natural disasters or diseases or other events that make the issue even more important.

Well clearly we're making the wrong donuts. White frosting with rainbow sprinkles or GTFO

>the federal reserve system is a private bank
>it's private
>or even really a bank

>Shoot*
>IQ*
>people.*
>This*
>Americans.*
How does the fact that emus have outsmarted your people make you feel?

Elect Bernie. Oh well

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Provoke China into going to war with us

My whole country gets nuked, but other countries may take the opportunity to nuke China too

[farts]

Suddenly world peace achieved, all humans live in harmony, God himself comes down from the Heavens to rejoice in Humanity's new found unity.

Genocide all liberals and shitskins.
Offer fast path to citizenship for all white people of the world.
Bring back Rhodesia.
Manifest fucking destiny.

>everyone
Nah, that's fucking retarded. Only when they become useless should they be killed, which could be earlier or much later.

1. Invade Mexico. Make them pay for it.
2. Finish the job and nuke the rest of Japan
3. Nuke the middle east
4. Invade the International Space Station and make it White Station 1.
5. Arm it was Marines and nuke and tell any other country to go fuck off.
6. Build a wall around Africa
7. Drink a beer and call it a day.

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> castration of rapists and sexual offenders
> no immigration
> kick out the mussies
> no government support for religious doctrines
> mandatory military for both genders
> reform police. too little police gunviolence in Sweden
> death penalty

FED is privately owned, back in the Sup Forumsbertarian era of this board, this was the biggest elephant in the room for "muh private property is sacrosanct" libertarians.

>Say fuck you to Europe and start becoming more and more isolationist
>Stop giving Mexico monetary assistance and use the money to build a wall
>Give all illegal immigrants citizenship just so we can focus on more important things
>Become protectionist, but subsidies for US based companies instead of tarrifs
>Keep all the refugees we have, take in some more even and force them to work on a mass farm in the Midwest where they don't make any money and all they are given is the necessities for life.
>Give the fuckers the boot when Syria is safe
>Cut Mexico out of NAFTA, or get rid of NAFTA all together
>Officialy make BLM a terrorist organization
>Give subsidies to news stations that will comply with government standards, this is to combat sensationalism
>NATO, and if they agree, Russia, and Israel coalition in Syria to combat ISIS and to give power back to Assad
>Enforce the end of anti Assad propaganda
>Kick the Turks out of NATO then sanction the hell out of them unless every single person in the current government steps down
>Drop sanctions on Russia and try to promote cooperation between them

Deport blacks and hispanics
Confiscate jewish bank accounts

All the blacks back to Africa, all the Jews back to hell.

HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE THE OWNERS OF -ALL- MEDIA OUTLETS, THEN FLENZE THE FLESH FROM THEIR BONES!

problems fixed

I would surrender to Russia and look comfy when Europe burns

>Rip the union jack off the flag
>End all tax deductions, including negative gearing and diesel rebates
>Bring in estate tax
>Expand tax brackets to 6
>Provide fully publicly funded childcare/early education
>Make private healthcare illegal
>Make private education illegal
>Fully publicly fund University education
>No new coal mines
>Only renewable energy built
>Buyback all private railways, seaports and airports
>end offshore detention of refugees
>increase foreign investment into emerging economies to promote stability and trade

They could just tunnel under it just like el chapo a cartel leader

Reverse Social Security. As it stands now, your first 117k each year is taxed ~5% extra to pay for social security, a ponzi scheme. I'd reverse that, making anything after the first 100k taxed 5%. We'd make MORE money from it, rich people would still be rich, and 80% of Americans would gain over a 5% after-tax salary boost which they'd spend because that's when Americans do. Our economy would be thriving.

Kill Trump. There we go. That's most of the problems right there.

>Death sentence for any narco related activities
>Deport niggers to Africa
>campaign to conquer the oil rich region of Venezuela
>public universities without useless degrees like sociology or philosophy

KEK WILLS IT!

Also, there are so few people in your country, you're like New Jersey in America.

Gas the kikes, blacks, aboriginals, greens and nuke Melbourne.

leave EU
tighter immigration policies
promote higher quality independent journalism
strengthen relations with neighbours
on account of immigrants already living here so would i attempt an approach more inclined towards propperly assimilating people, rather than stewing large chunks of them in low cost public housing. since right now they swarm to these places and turn them into ghettos, making it unsafe and creating a never ending cycle of "blatte-culture" aswell as causing a massive shortage of low cost housing, causing it to become borderline impossible for elderly and young people to find their own homes

ANAUE
>fixed

You are going to abolish then audit the FR?

Popular vote is the only vote, attempts to get around this result in an immediate death sentence or exile to perpetrators.

Also exile returns as a form of capital punishment.
All illegal immigrants are shipped to Israel as a favor for all the money we give them. If they refuse then we send them to Antarctica and stop giving Israel any aid and cut all ties with them.

All that aid now goes to the independant UK to help them stay afloat until they can take care of themselves, then it gets split between the new US UK Australian Japanese Chilean Finnish Canadian union.

White house is relocated to Texas and is twice as big.
There are now two presidents, the only things they can pass are things which both agree on.

All secret societies and fraternities must now have 100% transparency with the law, no warrant is required to search a fraternity's lodge or property if they do not agree to remain transparent.

Congress has free access to all documents they believe that they need and top authority on all government facilities. Denying congress or president access to information requested counts as treason to the country and warrants execution/exile.

A flag of governance, dead or alive, may not be replaced with a flag of symbolism. Replacing the US flag or Union Jack or even Mexican flag with a homosexual pride flag, anarchy flag, ect. is illegal. Burning a flag is allowed if it follows proper guidelines for fire safety and it is not held upside down lest there be an actual emergency.

Don't forget to throw chicken wings and bananas on the other side of the wall.

>Liberals. Liberals never learn.

Remove all income tax, replace with a 25% national sales tax, remove all non-educated/non-integrated kebab, remove NDP and Kathleen Wynne, remove protectionism for dairy industry.

Restore the red ensign (allow Quebec to use their flag at the same level as the national flag though)
Restore the full name "the Dominion of Canada"
Restore the anthem the Maple Leaf Forever (allow Quebec to use O Canada though)
All provinces must have either a red or blue ensign as their official provincial flag
Bring back the Royal Canadian Mail
Ban gay marriage
Make transexuals a recognised mental disorder
Remove all gun control laws except for criminal background checks
Bring back the death penalty
Make Prayer and bible studies mandatory in all classes. Other religious schools won't receive any government funding
Make abortion illegal, doctors who do it get charged with murder
Ban all immigration from every country except
America, England, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand.
Allow highly skilled immigrants from Europe but no other country
Deport every immigrant with a criminal record, including their children and revoke their citizenship even if they were born here.
Remove the federal sales tax, make the federal income tax a flat 10%

Defund the CBC too

>Implying that president has the power to fix Americas problems.
C
Only a dictator could.

You sound like a fundie.

Remove all income tax and only have a NST. Tax on consumption is better than tax on wealth.

>25% national sales tax
What about the poor? That would really fuck them up

Why do you torture me like this?

>not removing Notley
>25% plus PST?
>removing all income tax

My fellow Americans
>Deport illegals
>Build wall
>Turn border towns into a free range prison
>Wall is protected by criminals
>Have cameras set up around prison
>Give public access to watch
>all police have bodycams
>abortion illegal except in the case of rape and genetic defect
>college scam courses outlawed
>voting age to 21

I believe those thing's are possible my wishlist tho
>all black, hipsters, libs, cucks and fags rounded up and given the lover half of California
>getting pregnant there is punishable by death after the child is born.
>las vegas walled off
>all drugs and crime is illegal there
>It's basically purge city

Just off the top of my head

Exemption up to the poverty line. Rent etc won't be taxed so it will only burden those who are irresponsible with their money.

I don't care about this thread I'm just posting the best type of donut ever made

Chocolate frosting with sprinkles = evil
Chocolate sprinkles = are you even trying

Yeah, maybe 5-10% PST

>end drug war
>audit the FED and DoD
>enforce immigration laws
>cut spending and reduce taxes (implying the president has control over this)
>potentially implement consumption tax instead of income tax, with rebates
>uphold alliance ships, try not to go to war with Russia, China, and NK
>contemplate getting rid of all departments not explicitly allowed in the constitution


fuck fake conservatives

I am
I would change it to no sales tax on products made in Canada actually, and encourage more manufacturing in Canada.

> Get support of based army and autocoup
> Jail/execute all politicians with grave corruption charges (most of them)
> Close borders so haitian dindus stop comming, and regulate the current slave trade with peru and bolivia
> genocide the CAM mapuche insurgent movement and redistribute all the land to new farmers and landlords
> open immigration for based euro countries (aka mostly russians and poles), from technical school up only so no cheeki breeki tier and populate the country south and austral zone
> execute half of jail population, use other half for forced job
> regulate football funding
> raise army salary and go on a punitive expedition against bolivia, gain support of usa as ill provide them and chile with captured gas fields. Army loves me forever and country gets free money
> send all school protester cucks to army camps so they become better men, those who resist to the forced work camps to fuck off

Stop the ridiculous pensions
20 years as a teacher or cop and you get a pension
20 years in military and you get a pension
20 years govt job and you get a pension

Regular workers work jobs for 40 years and only get SSecurity and no pension...why are some animals more special?

also, build the wall and delete illegals

WTF is with all you Yanks and the south, I'm from Florida we're not your typical southern trash.

Cut ties to Humans Right, LGBT, hunt the corrupts in justice system, politics and military. Start an economic grow plan that could help all classes if possible and make military improvements.

>tfw this will never happen in Brazil

>pass Canada East and other pipelines
>remove the green party
>election every 4 years
>reduce income tax but not abolish it
>diversify our economy
>add Free Speech to the Charter, and get rid of hate speech laws
Off the top of my head

>Abolish and Audit Federal Reserve
tough luck pal

THIS

>become prime minister of Canada
>no power to fix any of our problems because federal government has almost no responsibilities

Remove Israel. World peace achieved

Literally

You guys have the best cuisine in the world. And you where the best of all for a time.

>Nuke Iran and Saudi Arabia
>Hold press conference immediately afterwards
>When asked about retaliation from other countries, look into camera lens, smile, and say only "Try me."
>Deploy Right-Wing Death Squads to no-go Sharia zones armed with full-auto assault rifles loaded with bullets coated in bacon grease.
>Done

get assassinated