What's your favourite Modern Family character?

What's your favourite Modern Family character?

>Chop your giant gazongas off
>double your weight
>"NOW ill start being a whore"

Life is cruel.

Built like a linebacker

Marry the older daughter kill the mexican and take this stocky titcow to plough

What went wrong?

STOP OBJECTIFYING ME

Phil

can't shut her taco hole enough.

>What went wrong?
she keeps overeating

...

decided to pay someone to cut her tits off. rather than exercise her core and back, and eat properly.

She looks absolutely disgusting

Why did she chop her tits off

>the world never got to see her original tiddies
there should be a law that any big titted female that wants a breast reduction can't have breast reduction until they're over 18 and they take pictures from all angles and release it to the world.

wonders of the world should be witnessed before they are lost.

>Everyone else dressed casual
>She dressed like she is the main act at cirque du soleil

You would have thought that Sofia Vergara would have had a sit down with her and explained how giant titties can build your career.

Why didn't you save her, Sofia?

PLS GIV PUSY

EXXXTRA THICCCCC

Think she's the one who talked her into it. Back problems or something.

her ass is the most disappointing thing

she just wanted to have the biggest tits on the show

modern women are weak, back in the day they had to put up with it and survived just fine.

I have two favorites, actually.

kek