Coyotes @ bolts gamethread

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I came here to be disappointed

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Whats this, Vasy and Stammer getting rest?

So why is Stamkos injured?

Vasy's exhausted. It shows. He's been tending like shit and it doesn't help that Tampa's goaltending has no depth.

Yearly season ending injury

What are we expecting from this game?

I'm thrilled, he should have been resting alot more I feel

He's day to ded with a lower body injury

Now this is a trap game if I've ever seen it.

Laffs are going to anal rape the Bolts in the playoffs

>It was 3-0
Good luck lad

They have got to work on the PK before the playoffs.

Although I have gotten angry at sandwiches before, I am a BIG fan of Publix. Just thought you guys should know.

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Next time stop in a Publix be sure to get some Publix Pudding
Shit's fire as fuck

>Bolts giving up all these chances
Are they running very sophisticated defensive drills?

Imagine actually having Louis Domingue on your team kek

BASED Tyson BTFO Dofagget rn kek

>Enre ded
Did they do that because they're upset that they aren't going to the playoffs?

Not the worst Lightning first period I've seen this year.

REAL
TRAP
SHIT

nah, just mad the crunch would win best of seven

>Shots are 15-7
Sure would be nice to get some shots lads.

>that Tiny chance
That ain't fucking happening again tonight
Shame he didn't capitalize on it

That Panik bullying.

>30 minutes of play and the Bolts still haven't registered 10 SOG

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Team just looks like absolute shit out there.

How in the world are the Bolts losing to the Yotes?

They play down, no Vasi or Stamkos, slumping, etc. Take your pick.

We're talking about the yotes. THE FUCKING YOTES!!!

Who the fuck do the Yotes even have?!

Sacking the rest of the season since they clinched their playoff spot?

They lost to the Debbies the other night 2-1 and they were in last of their division as well as the Yotes

Probably won't be able to do that anytime soon. Is it with their salads and shit? Had a really good pasta salad from Publix and my cousin says their potato salad is also really good.

So what? The yotes want to lose too to get better % for the lottery pick. The Bolt's 4th line should be better than the Yotes 1st line

>Lightning PP

They're usually kept in the same refrigerated islands with the Grab'n'Go subs

>Bolts wear Rays jerseys before the game
The spirit of garbage play in with them tonight

Oh Kunitz. You just fell on him my dude.

Oh boy they gave up another PPG. This is totally not going to sink them in the playoffs.

>French Canadian goaltending

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God i hate phone posting but ITS 2-0 and the YOTES have almost double the shots!!!

GO YOTES!!!

TRANPA BTFO

GO BRUINS

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>Someone explain how the Yotes are winning. Who the fuck do they even have on their team

The Yotes have been actually doing very very well since the all-star break. I think they're like +30 or something.

OEL
Domi
Keller

and Raanta hasn't been too bad.

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now this is shitposting

I'm trying to figure out what the white thing on the guy's foot is

Nice trips

They also have Panik, Stephan is no slouch, but tbqh literally everybody has stepped up. Kuemper was pretty solid in LA and their third stringer won his only game in a shootout vs the Kings too

Watch out for this team next year theyve got something special going on- theyre like, one of the top 10 teams since mid february

>Someone explain how the Yotes are winning. Who the fuck do they even have on their team

The Yotes have been actually doing very very well since the all-star break. I think they're like +30 or something.

OEL
Domi
Keller

and Raanta hasn't been too bad.

Nice dubs Stephan is no slouch, but tbqh literally everybody has stepped up. Kuemper was pretty solid in LA and their third stringer won his only game in a shootout vs the Kings too

Watch out for this team next year theyve got something special going on- theyre like, one of the top 10 teams since mid february

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@82453517
Nice singles

>an Australian posted this same picture on Sup Forums 15 minutes ago

we kinda suck lately don't we

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they're not shit but they're playing worse than they should be
on the other hand the coyotes went into the third up 2-0 on saturday

Reminder that only 2 teams have won the presidents trophy *and* the cup since ‘01-‘02 and only 3 have even made it to the finals

>Yotes getting tripped by a man that can literally fit in your pocket
How pathetic

Nice to see the Malektronic space man is back

Not a great time to slump.

>coyotes figured out how to beat the Bolts
It's more pathetic the bolts are losing to the worst team in the NHL

Ehhhhhh I'll take it.

>50 minutes into the game and the Bolts have yet to get 20 SOG

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A guy showed up to a Bolts/Coyotes game in a Blues hat and shirt

GOOD GOAL

TRANPA B(booed)TFO

GOOOOOO YOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Lightning PP
Will they get 20 SOG before this game is over?

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>Bolts won't get shut out
Okay

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they scored

>giving the Tranpa fans and the one Blues fan something to cheer about

Fun fact: I'm watching the game, too

>glorified Lightning PP