It's going to flop, isn't it?
It's going to flop, isn't it?
Only after I orgasm
its got a bunch of tits in it, normies will flock to it
YOu mean her tits? yeah... eventually...
That roast beef won't flop in that tight bikini that's for sure.
But it has male frontal nudity, that's gay
Are you saying The Rock hangs dong?
I'm going to flop my dick out
Idk about that. Millenials have no clue what Baywatch even was
Whats even the plot
>$80 million budget
i'd be surprised if it makes half of that in theatres
Why is this board so fixated on bitches with either their eyes too close together or too far apart?
you can see shes a roastie even in a swim suit
No, they all point at Zack Efrons little white boi dick and laugh for 30 seconds while saying "How can white men even compete?"
Who cares with eyes like that?
>203 KB, 1280x1920
Apply yourself.
NOW I'm going to flop
>roastie in HD
no thanks
>>$80 million budget
Fucking how? It's just a bunch of people swimming and running on the beach
>in the days of internet porn
Wdhmbt?
It'll make money on Dwayne Johnson alone, but that doesn't mean it'll succeed.
>The Rock
>Flop
ok
Car chases, guns, explosions.
It's an action comedy.
>roastie
Go be gay in your own thread Bill Nye.
Have you SEEN her chesticles?
>get actress with big beautiful titties expressly for that reason
>wrap her boobs in ugly swimsuit that doesn't show anything instead of in a bikini
???
Casting Dewayne Johnson isn't cheap.
>SEEN
>chesticles
90's born faggot shut the fuck up.
>movie with The Rock and tits
>going to flop
Each of the girls has a different type of swimsuit, that's the gimmick
I mean use your imagination man, there's not much covered up
the girls on baywatch didn't wear bikinis kid.
bruh, Baywatch was the shit for lazy weekend television for us millenials
If you don't want baywatch and every other shitty remake nostalgia bait movie to flop then you sincerely do NOT belong on Sup Forums. You have no interest in the medium and you are not a good person.
>her camel toe takes up 4 inches of my 3 feet wide screen
I'll be in my bunk.
>expecting fat tumblrites to not search for something to create an artificial boycott over
This film is doomed. Once the fatshit american "feminists" get wind of it.
Is this going to be this years Pirhana 3D? The fun summer movie that puts a smile on your face.
Does Cena then show up to fight The Rock?
man. literally every baywatch episode ever made is fappable. what a show.
They really missed the point with that sorry excuse for a swimsuit, David Hasslehoff didn't tear down the Berlin wall for a future like this
Yeah what's going on with the swimsuits? They've de-sexy'd them
>It's going to flop, isn't it?
>The Rock is the lead and EVERY Rock lead film has flopped
It's going to flop
yeah its going to flop hard
also: i thought miles teller was in this?
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Someone skip the leg day
>they didnt put her in a suit from wicked weasel or one of those slingshot types
She can flop on me.
Absolutely
i'll still watch it. it's gonna be kino 2bh
High cut master race.
Daddario would've looked amazing in one but instead we get this pos
Gonna pirate the blu ray i dont want to get caught masturbating in the theater.
its still hot u fag
It's not iconic, when people hear Baywatch they think of Pamela running on the beach in one piece high cut swimsuit, Hoff's hairy chest, little watchtowers along the coast and those red thingies they carry around with them.
But mostly bouncing boobies
legit can't wait to see this looks hilarious
They aren't real swimsuits. It's panties + a jacket. Lame.
Zipper on a swimming attire front seems unpractical as fuck, that shit would open on its own all the time
how likely is it that they had literal orgies while filming this show?
Yeah, if the movie is packed with cheesy jokes and a dumb plot the critics will shit on it, but that's what Bay Watch is supposed to be.
imagine being her panty against her pusy!!!
comedy/action with the rock
It is going to make the budget in a weekend. then at least triple production/market budget with in a month.
they'll green light a sequel.
21 jump street - police drama tv show from GenX's childhood. turned into a comedy
Baywatch - lifeguard soap opera from GenX childhood. turned into a comedy
CHIPS - police drama from GenX childhood. turned into a comedy.
Movies with The Rock don't flop.
heh, yeah they SINK
lmao
How so? You do know most Millienials grew up in the 90's right. You couldn't escape Baywatch syndication in the 90s.
>CHIPS
Did anyone even know that existed?
Like a ROCK
XD
I don't know who would put Dax Shepard in anything.
THIS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL DADDARIO THREAD.
Kristen Bell
Millenials aren't born in 2000+
Is that bulge in her bikini hair or lips?
>tfw you'll never taste her sweet, sweet BRAPs
JDIMSA
Best Wrestlemania ever.
It's completely tame.
Something like this would've been infinitely hotter and more in line with the original. Not to mention solidifying the high cut trend amongst the teen and millennial audience.
Why was that even greenlit?
Why is a higer coverage one piece sexier to me than a two piece bikini?
This. It's crazy that it covers up more but makes me diamonds over regular bikinis. I think it's the way it shows off hips and forms an arrow of sorts right to the pusy.
flopping hard
>hoff on his tiptoes
daddario a shit
what is the hoff doing with his hand here?
God damn.
wow. she is really hot.
i'm going see this movie because Alexandra Daddario
When will they learn?
I've never met anyone who actually likes him besides his wife
How does he keep getting work?
go look up her nude scene
holy shit
Did they shop out her cameltoe? There should be a prominent cameltoe in that upclose bikini shot.
You're a retard.
I'm taking this behind the bush with me. You guys can figure out who gets it after.
checked
i dont think we ever saw cameltoe with her candids
her outfit with the blue bottom never did at least
take this with you
>77
star wars was released in 1977
...
what did she mean by this ?
PUFFY
her boobs are not that great
plenty of cam sluts and models have bigger boobs
if hollywood weren't controlled by the gay mafia there would be some actual tittymonsters in roles like this
I can't wait until the whole movie meme dies and all that's left is memeing about late night political talk shows
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*licks*
Why would anyone see this with how accessible internet porn is these days? Why would you pay for this garbage?
i want to lick her pusy!