It's going to flop, isn't it?

It's going to flop, isn't it?

Only after I orgasm

its got a bunch of tits in it, normies will flock to it

YOu mean her tits? yeah... eventually...

That roast beef won't flop in that tight bikini that's for sure.

But it has male frontal nudity, that's gay

Are you saying The Rock hangs dong?

I'm going to flop my dick out

Idk about that. Millenials have no clue what Baywatch even was

Whats even the plot

>$80 million budget
i'd be surprised if it makes half of that in theatres

Why is this board so fixated on bitches with either their eyes too close together or too far apart?

you can see shes a roastie even in a swim suit

No, they all point at Zack Efrons little white boi dick and laugh for 30 seconds while saying "How can white men even compete?"

Who cares with eyes like that?

>203 KB, 1280x1920

Apply yourself.

NOW I'm going to flop

>roastie in HD

no thanks

>>$80 million budget
Fucking how? It's just a bunch of people swimming and running on the beach

>in the days of internet porn
Wdhmbt?

It'll make money on Dwayne Johnson alone, but that doesn't mean it'll succeed.

>The Rock
>Flop

ok

Car chases, guns, explosions.
It's an action comedy.

>roastie

Go be gay in your own thread Bill Nye.

Have you SEEN her chesticles?

>get actress with big beautiful titties expressly for that reason
>wrap her boobs in ugly swimsuit that doesn't show anything instead of in a bikini

???

Casting Dewayne Johnson isn't cheap.

>SEEN
>chesticles
90's born faggot shut the fuck up.

>movie with The Rock and tits
>going to flop

Each of the girls has a different type of swimsuit, that's the gimmick

I mean use your imagination man, there's not much covered up

the girls on baywatch didn't wear bikinis kid.

bruh, Baywatch was the shit for lazy weekend television for us millenials

If you don't want baywatch and every other shitty remake nostalgia bait movie to flop then you sincerely do NOT belong on Sup Forums. You have no interest in the medium and you are not a good person.

>her camel toe takes up 4 inches of my 3 feet wide screen

I'll be in my bunk.

>expecting fat tumblrites to not search for something to create an artificial boycott over

This film is doomed. Once the fatshit american "feminists" get wind of it.

Is this going to be this years Pirhana 3D? The fun summer movie that puts a smile on your face.

Does Cena then show up to fight The Rock?

man. literally every baywatch episode ever made is fappable. what a show.

They really missed the point with that sorry excuse for a swimsuit, David Hasslehoff didn't tear down the Berlin wall for a future like this

Yeah what's going on with the swimsuits? They've de-sexy'd them

>It's going to flop, isn't it?
>The Rock is the lead and EVERY Rock lead film has flopped

It's going to flop

yeah its going to flop hard

also: i thought miles teller was in this?

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Someone skip the leg day

>they didnt put her in a suit from wicked weasel or one of those slingshot types

She can flop on me.

Absolutely

i'll still watch it. it's gonna be kino 2bh

High cut master race.

Daddario would've looked amazing in one but instead we get this pos

Gonna pirate the blu ray i dont want to get caught masturbating in the theater.

its still hot u fag

It's not iconic, when people hear Baywatch they think of Pamela running on the beach in one piece high cut swimsuit, Hoff's hairy chest, little watchtowers along the coast and those red thingies they carry around with them.

But mostly bouncing boobies

legit can't wait to see this looks hilarious

They aren't real swimsuits. It's panties + a jacket. Lame.

Zipper on a swimming attire front seems unpractical as fuck, that shit would open on its own all the time

how likely is it that they had literal orgies while filming this show?

Yeah, if the movie is packed with cheesy jokes and a dumb plot the critics will shit on it, but that's what Bay Watch is supposed to be.

imagine being her panty against her pusy!!!

comedy/action with the rock

It is going to make the budget in a weekend. then at least triple production/market budget with in a month.

they'll green light a sequel.

21 jump street - police drama tv show from GenX's childhood. turned into a comedy

Baywatch - lifeguard soap opera from GenX childhood. turned into a comedy

CHIPS - police drama from GenX childhood. turned into a comedy.

Movies with The Rock don't flop.

heh, yeah they SINK

lmao

How so? You do know most Millienials grew up in the 90's right. You couldn't escape Baywatch syndication in the 90s.

>CHIPS

Did anyone even know that existed?

Like a ROCK

XD

I don't know who would put Dax Shepard in anything.

THIS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL DADDARIO THREAD.

Kristen Bell

Millenials aren't born in 2000+

Is that bulge in her bikini hair or lips?

>tfw you'll never taste her sweet, sweet BRAPs

JDIMSA

Best Wrestlemania ever.

It's completely tame.

Something like this would've been infinitely hotter and more in line with the original. Not to mention solidifying the high cut trend amongst the teen and millennial audience.

Why was that even greenlit?

Why is a higer coverage one piece sexier to me than a two piece bikini?

This. It's crazy that it covers up more but makes me diamonds over regular bikinis. I think it's the way it shows off hips and forms an arrow of sorts right to the pusy.

flopping hard

>hoff on his tiptoes

daddario a shit

what is the hoff doing with his hand here?

God damn.

wow. she is really hot.

i'm going see this movie because Alexandra Daddario

When will they learn?

I've never met anyone who actually likes him besides his wife

How does he keep getting work?

go look up her nude scene

holy shit

Did they shop out her cameltoe? There should be a prominent cameltoe in that upclose bikini shot.

You're a retard.

I'm taking this behind the bush with me. You guys can figure out who gets it after.

checked
i dont think we ever saw cameltoe with her candids
her outfit with the blue bottom never did at least

take this with you

>77
star wars was released in 1977

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what did she mean by this ?

PUFFY

her boobs are not that great

plenty of cam sluts and models have bigger boobs

if hollywood weren't controlled by the gay mafia there would be some actual tittymonsters in roles like this

I can't wait until the whole movie meme dies and all that's left is memeing about late night political talk shows

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*licks*

Why would anyone see this with how accessible internet porn is these days? Why would you pay for this garbage?

i want to lick her pusy!