USA vs Paraguay Game Thread 1

Starts in 2 bongs. Lineups yet to be announced. Shitpost all you want about >x and x until then. Also, no Pulisic today.

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First for no mlels trash

Lets see how many variations of Trinidad and Tobago we can get in one thread

False advertisement, as Pulisic stayed in Dortmund to prepare himself for the final weeks of the /bundes/ season.

Your national team coach allowed him to skip that meaningless friendly.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz..........a friendly? Not like they're gonna win.

Zzzzzzzzz.............

> Losing to Talibans and Trivago

So that he can play meaningless games under a hoofball coach for third place in Bundass, yes we know.

stream please

fpbp

I know people are trying hard to make divegrass a thing in the US but not even getting into the WC kinda undermines that effort, doesn't it?

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90 minutes to go.

what's the point again?

I wanna watch weird american commercials in the meantime

They're only one point behind >schalke, they can still win the prestigious runner-up award!

It does, which is why I find it hilarious that the pro MLS media are damage controlling this and fox sports is going full muh heritage with the American audience

lmao who cares

>Schalke
Also, McKennie probably won't play because he came into camp with an injury

OFFICIAL STATION OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE MEXICO COVERAGE

Any young players of interest?

How many over 30 mls shitters are on the team

>Unironically liking soccer

Pretty sad and pathetic tbqh

This is the current lineup. The players of interest are Tim Weah, a kid who got a few appearances at PSG this season, Shaq Moore a right back in a La Liga team and any of the european based players who havent played for the team yet.

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You git that egg Jayvon ohh yeah bend dat nigger ass fo me

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You're going to participate in Copa América against us

>Bobby Wood still getting called up to the U.S. national team

wtf, don't you realize that he's shit?

And in a few weeks he will be part of the historic Hamburg team that will get relegated for the first time in history.

pulisic where?

No one really cares about soccer here unless it's the world cup period. And the only ones who showed up for the Copa america two years ago was diaspora immigrants cheering for their teams with like a few thousand US Soccer reddittor outlaws here and there.

Mckennie with Gonzales would have been a cool midfield. Fucking USSF fucking that up.

We would've called up that Icelandic guy from Werder Bremen over Wood if he wasn't injured. Also, you have no idea how bad our striker pool is.

Not called up so that he doesn't waste his time with our useless team in a meaningless friendly.

>2018
>mls shitters still on the squad
Trash this shitheap already

This is actually a lineup I'm okay with.

I dont like them either tee bee haytch. None of the young mls players are impressive.

We haven’t had a good striker since McBride. Our talent pool at striker is lacking heavily.

We have 0 quality up front.
We were calling up Wood while he was in 3. Liga squads.

Para qué? Paraguay

can anyone in here teach me spanish

All you need to know is "¿Cuantà cuesta?" and "¿Donde està el baño?"

How much does it cost?
Where is the bathroom?

CHI

accent mark is the wrong way

I would watch this game but there's no TV channels showing the game so fuck this

I'm watching this game, bros.
Who should I keep an eye on? Besides Memesic.

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>all MLelS midfield starting
It's like this retarded federation never learns

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cant wait to actually see this Kenny Saief bloke play

>Wil fucking Trapp as captain
Sarachan has completely lost it

dios mio....

las creaturas....

>Shitlafana
>Niggerbe
>Trapfag
>Wood
Horrible

where is pulisic?

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Why do we still not have a permanent manager?

Wasn't called up so he can be focused at Dortmund.

He stayed at Dortmund

Because who the fuck would want to coach this trash team?

tru

Let's hope these fags get murdered like Argentina today

Fuck that is terrible. Where is the psg niglet?

Where’s my nigga Weah. Why isn’t Mckennie playing.

Fuck why did I actually support this team instead of where my parents came from. It this what supporting the browns like.

>Trapp as captain
Literally what in the fuck has that shitter done to ever be called up for the ninja turtles let alone be made captain?

probably Kenny Saief

I’m still made as fuck we lost to Trinity’s Dad and Tomato’s

Is Paraguay any good? How'd they do in sudaca qualifiers?

He sucked Don Garber's long jewish schlong

>start Yedlin and not Moore
>start Wood who hasn't scored at all this season over Weah or the Dutch league kid
>start Nagbe, Trapp over McKenny
>start Villafana over Robinson
What is the point of this game if we're just getting the same old shitters?

almost qualified, the paraguay i know is super defensive, but im not up to date on their playstyle

Backline looks nice, the rest is garbage

7th place

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>they're playing a 4-1-4-1
Literally the Timothy and Thomas formation that got us btfo. Sarachan out when?

where can i watch this garbage

Unironically go to r*dd*t's r slash soccerstreams

>pulisic not starting
>pulisic is on the promo

>Paraguay could've qualified ahead of Peru if they would have beaten last place Memezuela in their last qualifier game but they lost at home
Fucking hell, that's embarassing

not really as embarassing as losing to trinidad and tobagels

Don't remind me

I guess you're right but when we consistently use mlels losers, that's the kind of results you'd expect to get.

memezuela can stand its ground (they cockblocked peru, argentina,etc), otoh yeah

>fox sports is going full muh heritage with the American audience
it's the only way people will watch since the US is out, they're a business first and have to drum up ad revenue

I thought we were kicked out of soccer?

group I already started, paraguay is also out

Will Weah play for Liberia? His dad is the president after all

Liberia is literally a third world country with no resources for sports so no, there's no risk of Weah leaving our national team.

this is embarrassing
let this thread die

>new kits
FOR WHAT?!?!!? kek

Those guys look very Mexican

Based

Albirroja Albirrojaaaaaaaa

autism

Rape our mls shitters, please. It seems that not qualifying to the wc from a joke region isnt enough to drop mlsfags

>redneck cuntry singer
cringe

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT SOY CHANT

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF AMERICAN OUTLAW HOOLIGANS

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's this outlaw meme? I've seen it more than once.

Ok that's enough take Almiron off

just look for the cringiest part of the stands/fans

Villafana is America's next great hope

>Delgado already losing the ball
ahahahahaha holy fuck just send this team to the garbage pile

Is this our final warm up game before the World Cup?

Aaaaa en que canal van a pasar?

i wouldnt mind if they actually brought atmosphere, but they shut up when us went down vs CRC and it was literally the oldfag sams army which were the ones singing their hearts out. ao isnt for real, its also some kind of money laundering scheme im pretty sure. or at the very best massive price gougers in cahoots with the ussf

For me it's the m/a/jor league soccer

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The Telly

based

Ahh ya es que estaban pasando al estilo pelusa cuando puse