Starts in 2 bongs. Lineups yet to be announced. Shitpost all you want about >x and x until then. Also, no Pulisic today.
USA vs Paraguay Game Thread 1
First for no mlels trash
Lets see how many variations of Trinidad and Tobago we can get in one thread
False advertisement, as Pulisic stayed in Dortmund to prepare himself for the final weeks of the /bundes/ season.
Your national team coach allowed him to skip that meaningless friendly.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz..........a friendly? Not like they're gonna win.
Zzzzzzzzz.............
> Losing to Talibans and Trivago
So that he can play meaningless games under a hoofball coach for third place in Bundass, yes we know.
stream please
fpbp
I know people are trying hard to make divegrass a thing in the US but not even getting into the WC kinda undermines that effort, doesn't it?
90 minutes to go.
what's the point again?
I wanna watch weird american commercials in the meantime
They're only one point behind >schalke, they can still win the prestigious runner-up award!
It does, which is why I find it hilarious that the pro MLS media are damage controlling this and fox sports is going full muh heritage with the American audience
lmao who cares
>Schalke
Also, McKennie probably won't play because he came into camp with an injury
OFFICIAL STATION OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE MEXICO COVERAGE
Any young players of interest?
How many over 30 mls shitters are on the team
>Unironically liking soccer
Pretty sad and pathetic tbqh
This is the current lineup. The players of interest are Tim Weah, a kid who got a few appearances at PSG this season, Shaq Moore a right back in a La Liga team and any of the european based players who havent played for the team yet.
You git that egg Jayvon ohh yeah bend dat nigger ass fo me
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You're going to participate in Copa América against us
>Bobby Wood still getting called up to the U.S. national team
wtf, don't you realize that he's shit?
And in a few weeks he will be part of the historic Hamburg team that will get relegated for the first time in history.
pulisic where?
No one really cares about soccer here unless it's the world cup period. And the only ones who showed up for the Copa america two years ago was diaspora immigrants cheering for their teams with like a few thousand US Soccer reddittor outlaws here and there.
Mckennie with Gonzales would have been a cool midfield. Fucking USSF fucking that up.
We would've called up that Icelandic guy from Werder Bremen over Wood if he wasn't injured. Also, you have no idea how bad our striker pool is.
Not called up so that he doesn't waste his time with our useless team in a meaningless friendly.
>2018
>mls shitters still on the squad
Trash this shitheap already
This is actually a lineup I'm okay with.
I dont like them either tee bee haytch. None of the young mls players are impressive.
We haven’t had a good striker since McBride. Our talent pool at striker is lacking heavily.
We have 0 quality up front.
We were calling up Wood while he was in 3. Liga squads.
Para qué? Paraguay
can anyone in here teach me spanish
All you need to know is "¿Cuantà cuesta?" and "¿Donde està el baño?"
How much does it cost?
Where is the bathroom?
CHI
accent mark is the wrong way
I would watch this game but there's no TV channels showing the game so fuck this
I'm watching this game, bros.
Who should I keep an eye on? Besides Memesic.
>all MLelS midfield starting
It's like this retarded federation never learns
cant wait to actually see this Kenny Saief bloke play
>Wil fucking Trapp as captain
Sarachan has completely lost it
dios mio....
las creaturas....
>Shitlafana
>Niggerbe
>Trapfag
>Wood
Horrible
where is pulisic?
Why do we still not have a permanent manager?
Wasn't called up so he can be focused at Dortmund.
He stayed at Dortmund
Because who the fuck would want to coach this trash team?
tru
Let's hope these fags get murdered like Argentina today
Fuck that is terrible. Where is the psg niglet?
Where’s my nigga Weah. Why isn’t Mckennie playing.
Fuck why did I actually support this team instead of where my parents came from. It this what supporting the browns like.
>Trapp as captain
Literally what in the fuck has that shitter done to ever be called up for the ninja turtles let alone be made captain?
probably Kenny Saief
I’m still made as fuck we lost to Trinity’s Dad and Tomato’s
Is Paraguay any good? How'd they do in sudaca qualifiers?
He sucked Don Garber's long jewish schlong
>start Yedlin and not Moore
>start Wood who hasn't scored at all this season over Weah or the Dutch league kid
>start Nagbe, Trapp over McKenny
>start Villafana over Robinson
What is the point of this game if we're just getting the same old shitters?
almost qualified, the paraguay i know is super defensive, but im not up to date on their playstyle
Backline looks nice, the rest is garbage
7th place
>they're playing a 4-1-4-1
Literally the Timothy and Thomas formation that got us btfo. Sarachan out when?
where can i watch this garbage
Unironically go to r*dd*t's r slash soccerstreams
>pulisic not starting
>pulisic is on the promo
>Paraguay could've qualified ahead of Peru if they would have beaten last place Memezuela in their last qualifier game but they lost at home
Fucking hell, that's embarassing
not really as embarassing as losing to trinidad and tobagels
Don't remind me
I guess you're right but when we consistently use mlels losers, that's the kind of results you'd expect to get.
memezuela can stand its ground (they cockblocked peru, argentina,etc), otoh yeah
>fox sports is going full muh heritage with the American audience
it's the only way people will watch since the US is out, they're a business first and have to drum up ad revenue
I thought we were kicked out of soccer?
group I already started, paraguay is also out
Will Weah play for Liberia? His dad is the president after all
Liberia is literally a third world country with no resources for sports so no, there's no risk of Weah leaving our national team.
this is embarrassing
let this thread die
>new kits
FOR WHAT?!?!!? kek
Those guys look very Mexican
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Albirroja Albirrojaaaaaaaa
autism
Rape our mls shitters, please. It seems that not qualifying to the wc from a joke region isnt enough to drop mlsfags
>redneck cuntry singer
cringe
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT SOY CHANT
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF AMERICAN OUTLAW HOOLIGANS
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's this outlaw meme? I've seen it more than once.
Ok that's enough take Almiron off
just look for the cringiest part of the stands/fans
Villafana is America's next great hope
>Delgado already losing the ball
ahahahahaha holy fuck just send this team to the garbage pile
Is this our final warm up game before the World Cup?
Aaaaa en que canal van a pasar?
i wouldnt mind if they actually brought atmosphere, but they shut up when us went down vs CRC and it was literally the oldfag sams army which were the ones singing their hearts out. ao isnt for real, its also some kind of money laundering scheme im pretty sure. or at the very best massive price gougers in cahoots with the ussf
For me it's the m/a/jor league soccer
The Telly
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Ahh ya es que estaban pasando al estilo pelusa cuando puse