Tedposting

I think posting these images should result in a one-day ban.

Who's with m-
DAHNALD.
I've hijacked this thread to get to you. There is no escape.
The delegates Donald. I need the delegates. This is your last warning.

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For some reason this meme triggers the autism buried deep within all of us

What did I miss
What delegates does Cruz want

THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

I KNOW IT'S YOU HIDING BEHIND THAT SCREEN

Can we just mass tweet these images to Ted Cruz.

All of them

All of them.
All of them.

All of them.

That bulge..

Well, it's a statement about the corruption within the United States political system.

The republicans didn't tolerate that shit in the end.

The democrats are about to explode.

Ted is the symbol, the defeated and bitter corrupt piece of subhuman Canadian scum that got cast aside and sank into despair.

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*walks slowly toward u*

I think this is a good idea but maybe tweet to someone else ? We won't get a reaction from teddy or whoever controls his Twitter for him.

The delegates are safe with me, Donald.

DAHHHHNALD

THEY WILL BE MINE, DONALD.

Dear Dahnald,

The year is 2100, it's been over 76 years since you first took the delegates from me...the precious delegates. You may have made America the shining beacon for the world, you may have eradicated unemployment, you may have protected the constitution, you may have built a wall, but trust me Donald, the delegates have never felt more remorse. They tell me descend upon the USA once again, leave my throne next to Christ, and bring the American people what they truly want...
A principled, trusted, tested, consistent conservative to reign in on the washington cartel. The American people may have prospered, but what about the Middle East Donald? Their sands ache to be glowing and you didn't give it to them. America may have cleansed their population and they're now at an average IQ of 120, but Donald...the American mind doesn't need any subsidies. The government can't be choosing any favorites, not even their own citizen's well being. You should have listened Donald, now, the second coming of Christ shall be revealed in me and I'll establish the PRIESTHOOD this nation deserves.
Thinking of those beautiful delegates..
Where are they?! Relegate the delegates to me or else I'll descend with 1/3 of Heaven's seraphs and cherubims, celestial delegates. Celegates if you will, Donald. We will enter into the last Davidic Empire that will reign in true conservatism throughout the infinite dimensions of reality.Your New York Values won't taint reality no more. I know who you are Donald, and with my army, we will find you, and we will take it all. And the delegates? They will be by my side for eternity.

Amen, Dahnald.

Don't play innocent with me, Donald. I want all of the delegates.

Outta my way I'm here for Donald and my God damned delegates

Stop posting in slide threads you niggers and get in here

This is my favorite mew meme

wtf I hate teddyposting in here now

Stop trying to distract us from the delegates, Donald.

Ah, Ḓ̬̠̣̪͢á̤͉̯͝ḩ̛̛̜͉̤̳͈͟n̸̡̡̡̛͉̳ald... Going up?

Fuck off shill, kys

wtf i had ted cruz now

More so than you.

I hope this meme lasts as long as Trump's presidency

wtf i hate ted now

>make post
>someone else already made same post

Underrated

topkek

Now I have the hiccups, you budding autist.

"Going down"would have worked better I think.
>implications of hell
>implications of you're going down

THE DELGATES DAHNALD

WHEREARETHEDELEGATES???

This meme is stupid it should have a 2 day ban

I believe everyone deserves these lulz, the meme is one of victory, celebrating the nomination of the God-Emperor and crushing humiliation of his opponents.

All of Sup Forums should rejoice in Tedposting glory before Cyber-Rato comes for our SKELEGATES.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS MEME AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY :D:D:D:D

fpbp you are 100% true

Because it's 100% fun allowed and 0% assburgers.

EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OF
THEM,
DONALD

You should've handed them over when you had a chance, Dahnald.

It's too late N̶̳͎̲̙O̱̦̯̹W͙̤̻͎̱̳

Because you're autistic

Donald, it's time.

The delegates. Hand them over.

I come to Sup Forums just to watch these threads pop up. I don't know why but they split my sides without fail.

You truly are the lowest scum in history Donald! You can’t pay back what you owe with money!

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Who's got the ad video of Kasich saying he has all the delegates? (Please post it)

Someone should edit in Cruz at the end too

THE
H
E

I warned you Donald. I'm only going to say this once.

Give me the delegates. Now. Quickly.

Doesnt
Matter

People will find it hilarious that this is Ted Cruz's legacy

DUHNAHLD

i would make Sup Forums great again in a week desu

i would instaban really makes you think threads, btfo threads, delegates threads and canadian posters

I NEED A BOGEL FOR THE GLOTCH

Wtf I hate Tedposting now

SANTA

This meme would have been funnier a couple months ago.

>em ot meht evig, setageled ehT

there is no delgrate that not does belong to the cuban

STOP

mery xmas

it was around even then, but it's peaking now

>censor like reddshit
Nope. Pol is about having thick skin and putting up with shitposting every now and then. Fuck you

It's funny now that he got LGBTFO

What the fuck is that flag/country?

AND THE DERMCRITIC ONES TOO

derneeeeeeeeld!

>deleting memeing threads is censorship

I bet you are one of those autistic retarded faggots that spam praise kek in frog threads. I would ban you too.

Christmas Island. literally

Going somewhere, Donald?

Hand over the delegates and no one gets hurt.

THE DELEGATES DONALD!

Dynamic IP you cyber statist

You can ban us.

The majority of rules of Sup Forums are not legally binding and don't need to be followed.

What are you gonna do?

I have contingencies to subvert any ban. Multiple ISPs in my home and phone, dynamic IP, VPN backups.


Get fucked. Banning is a meme.


PRAISE KEK

I know its easy to think this guy went back to his office, sat down with his head in his hands and pondered alone what his next move should be but he has a staff, other political contacts and friends that may have told him go for it.
I don't know which scenario is sadder.
The fact that he's not a lonely lunatic swimming in his own stupid thoughts or that there were people around him that he must've confided in that said it sounds good.

Surprised to see me, Donald?

Well, it's of no matter.

Hand over the Delegates, and I'll end this quickly...

R A R E
A
R
E

...

I won't let you leave until you hand over those delegates, Donald.

i'll be waiting

Kek is watching 33

i'v been wanting you for so long now.

It's only a matter of time, Donald.

the delegates WILL be mine

give them to me. DO IT!

Dergalates

ted pls go and stay go

>33
Praise KEK indeed.
I don't know what the fuck the other guy was talking about.

>VPNs
blocked
>Dynamic IP
easily defeated with range ban
>multiple ISPs
enjoy paying lolololololol

that's a nice plane you got there, donald.

it would be a shame if something were to -- happen to it.

ha. ahaha. ahahaHAHA!

Now, about those delegates

just fuck my shit up senpai

God

...

i swear to god heidi if you've been hiding any delegates from me ill kill caroline

Stay mad aussie.

Plebs like you can't afford multiple ISPs

I already have 4 alone.

Not to mention my phone being unlocked (UK law requires all cell phone providers to allow access from all handsets that have mobile internet, so people from one provider can use any other providers network in the area, creating a super coverage area)

Which already gives me up to 10+ different mobile ISPs which I can select at will. While paying a single provider for my handset

Not to mention that range bans don't work on mobiles, due to the different server location you get if you change IP, and the cloudflare Obscuring the ISP name, making a range ban impossible by ISP identity.

You lose cyber statist.

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We thought there was only one Cruz. But in truth, an agent lurks in his shadow... his phantom.

we shall duel in the shadow realm, winner gets the delegates, loser will be forever banished and stuck in the shadow realm

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*teleports behind your delegates*
"H-heh..."

Mi...Mister Donald, I'm your biggest fan. May I see your delegates pwease?

SUPERDELEGATES SON!

is this the thread were we share our autism
vocaroo.com/i/s1Hw1pi5ava2
this is my ted cruz impresion

6/10, you tried too hard

Donald. The nanomachines. Now.