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who /liiga/ here?

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sage goes in every field

>/SWEHOC/ thread
>tries to bring Liiga into the thread

wut?

Belicans

Tycker fett synd om Karlsson favä. Ingen förtjänar att behöva spela i Ottawa så här länge.

>hockey
see

I wish I was Swedish

Why are Swedes so bad at hockey?

We are a football nation.

based swehoc poster, will AIK ever go up again?

For me it's the Frölunda Indians

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Bandwagon

Only literal farmers care about this shit sport.

Mongo Bongo Jihad

DEN GLIDER IN

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>t. Muhammad Ahmed

>t. bonde

Är från Stockholm men ok

But it's the truth. We have an "elite" hockey league and still it only gets like half the attendance of our third-rate shit-tier football league. Explain that.

lundqvist brothers gold was literally kino

>elite
>led by teenagers who will jump ship to be 3rd liners in the NHL
kek.
NHL > KHL > Liigaa > DEL > SHL

Yeah well it sure as hell beats being like the 23rd best football league in Europe. Fucking Cyprus has a better league than us.

SHL har ungefär 5000 medan allsvenskan har ungefär 9000, inte så stor skillnad

>Sweden absolute shit at soccer
We're a soccer nation

>Sweden top 5 in the world at ice hockey
Grug no like ice hockey grug no farmer

It's not a swede

Det är en ganska stor skillnad när det kommer till storstäderna. Djurgården har genomsnitligen 16k i Allsvenskan, medans de i SHL endast har 5k.

Swedes just love being cucks

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>y-youre good at this sport! you MUST love it the most!
Wew lad I guess we're a curling nation now

>the only stockholm hockey team gets literally a third of its football attendance
but naaaah hockeys totally not for farmers

>Malmö FF
18.254

Malmö Redhawks
5545

>unironically living in an urban area
Kek

>the only stockholm hockey team

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>IFK Göteborg
11.679

>Frölunda
5991

In the first division.

Subhumans flock to the cities so that they can join their relatives and countrymen's money laundering schemes

I'm a Swede and can confirm that we are bad at hockey

Even fucking Örebro

>Örebro SK
6.283

>Örebro HK
5467

F A R M E R S
S P O R T

This one Somalian trying so hard to prove a moot point

But since you're an AIK fan

>AIK football
17.807

>AIK ishockey
4304

>toronto FC attendancd
26,000
>toronto Maple leafs attendanxe
18,000

Looks like Canada is a soccer nation lads

That's actually embarrassing. What's wrong with Maple Leafs fans?

kek

Gr8 b8 m8

So Toronto is a football city now? Is Toronto FC the most popular team in the city?

how do you do fellow swedes

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No, Blue Jays get 40,000.

kreaturet...

>baseball
Very surprised. Didn't even realise Canadians played that.

The tickets are like 15$

They play it they just suck at it

>tickets like 1/10th price of raptors/leafs tickets
>More seating at Baseball stadiums than closed roof arenas
>take place when Basketball and Hockey are over

Whys it surprising?

Because I thought it was an American/Japanese thing mostly.

Toronto is basically an american city. Its all brown skinned people, not unlike Stockholm

America and Canada is basically the same thing

Who is your favorite swede?
For me it's Wild Bill Karlsson

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Is there some swedish hockey on I should be watching?
Is that why we're all here?

Patric "horny" Hornqvist

>Timrå about to be cucked by Karlskoga
They are seething so hard at sportbladet MUH YOUF

Why does everyone hate defensive hockey?

King Hank and the future Lias Anderrson

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Quarter finals are going on but there's no match today

SHL promotion playoffs starts in an hour.
It's derby between Mora and Leksand and Leksand are about to get rekt once more and will never ever go back to the SHL (they're the washington capitals of the 2nd division)

>Frölunda
Shitty goaltending is going to be the cause of the upset Malmö is pulling v Frölunda (Rasmus Dahlins team).

Rasmus Dahlin is a bust

Cool, guess I'll settle in, also posting my second favorite swede

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Why are Swedes based but Sweden is shit?

Sweden is good lad.

can you retarded niggers curb your autism for one fucking day and just make ONE (1) thread? jesus christ

>Oy vey, stay in your designated general or the mod will be alerterd!

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This is /swehoc/ you turbo autist

holy shit
sweden is so fucking based

Sweden?
Bore like Peeden

For me, it's Ulf Samuelsson

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*breaks your knee*
Next head coach in the league tbqh

Has to be this handsome young gentleman. Upvote this post if you, too, are a fashion aficionado.

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Sorry can't find the upvote button on this website, have a (you) instead

So why no /finhoc/, /denhoc/ or /norhoc/ ?

Asking for a friend.

Thanks, my American friend!

Can't wait for /finhoc/ to become a thing so they stop destroying /hoc/ with their antics

this but unironically

>sweden in charge of threads

vem var fel här

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Hoppas polisen omhändertog denna galning! Ångrar lite att jag inte kollar på SHL när jag ser sådana grejer.

Vilka hejar du på, Terje?

>småbarn på läktaren uähuäh
sluta nu

tja, har inte et lag. Folger litt på Färjestad, har et par venner som har tagit meg med på matcher der.

Gibe Dahlin