The porcelain time wasting jew

I am going to let many of you in on a red pill that you have most likely not yet swallowed.

Do you go to the toilet before you get in the shower? You are blue pilled then.

1. Massive waste of water when you can just go in the shower

2. Then you probably even use toilet paper and/or baby wipes, more waste of money

3. Say you take a piss each time, that's 30 seconds delay each time say, over a year that adds up to 182 minutes, 3 hours completely wasted every single year

4. If you were going to take a shit (say 6 minutes) that adds up to 2184 minutes, 36.4 hours, an entire day and a half per year absolutely wasted (and thats if you are a fast shitter).

You should always piss in the shower when you get in, and learn to hold your poop if you can for shower time, and then just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower.

wtf i hate hygiene now

good meme

Nice try Pajeeet but you're proxy aint fooling no one.

LOO

>hygeine

This has nothing to do with hygiene.

If anything, shitting any other time than in the shower is unhygienic because you will be walking around with shit stuck to your ass.

Not an argument. Nice try kike.

Don't try to justify your condition, fatty

t. Pajeet Banngawangalangahasapoolani

Holy autism

>not taking a shit in 60 seconds
I never understood this. Is everyone just so constipated that they have to sit on a toilet for minutes on end just to make sure they get all their bull shit out?

modern toilets are badly designed.

they dont let the poo flow freely.

squat toilets are superior.

WTF I hate toilets now

Not an argument

Wow, the shills are seriously out in full force right now. Wtf.

Yes, you are 100% correct.

Not only that, but most toilet and toilet paper manufacturers are jewish. Toilet paper is also steeped with dangerous chemicals that make you more susceptible for Jewish tricks and lies.

>not an argument
But it is an argument, your whole autistic post is about wasting time. My argument is just shit faster you worthless fat fuck for a brit.

made me cackle

>Not an argument
Motherfucker you're probably on a toilet right now

>You should always piss in the shower when you get in, and learn to hold your poop if you can for shower time, and then just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your foot while you shower.

You are now imagining some fat neckbeard stomping shit in the shower while his mom yells through the door about clogging the pipes again.

t. Pranjeep

I have squealing fart that sound like distressed kittens, yet when I shot, it take 1 minute and flows is a swift and relaxed avalanche.

I don't understand the 30 minute shitters.

I'm pretty sure the chinese cartoon board jew is a bigger time waster than the porcelain jew.

You are too stupid to understand that x*n will always be larger than 0, eat shit and die, nigger.

Still not an argument nigger

I've seen places in Thailand where the squat toilet doubled as a shower. It was genius.

Riddle me this:
Is it time wasting if you post while on the shitter?

Idiots. Use opiates. I started a while ago. I only shit once a week. Massive time savings. No paper needed.

OP, you disgust me.
You're going to clog your drain with you're own shit.

Piss steam rises in the shower and accumulates on the ceiling above the shower. Same with shit. Your drain will develop red mold ring from bodily fluid/waste, so will your shower curtain, and as mentioned the ceiling above your shower. Shit steam is real. People clean piss and shit off the ceiling after you move out of your shitty apartment you vile bastard.

You are correct. The ability to perform a full Slav squat forces your lower abdomen to contract between your hips and thighs, and properly spreads your cheeks too, making wiping easier with the shit not slithering between your cheeks and smearing on your asshairs and what not.

This is what I was hoping someone would post.
Also, I recycle my shower water so I don't want piss and shit in it.

Good idea

You must have awful drains/sewers

Not an argument.

You are fucking disgusting

>3. Say you take a piss each time, that's 30 seconds delay each time say, over a year that adds up to 182 minutes, 3 hours completely wasted every single year
>4. If you were going to take a shit (say 6 minutes) that adds up to 2184 minutes, 36.4 hours, an entire day and a half per year absolutely wasted (and thats if you are a fast shitter).

Jokes on you, I browse Sup Forums on the shitter.

Only blue pilled goyim are still falling for the ceramic jew.

Only red pilled nationalists and indians realize the threat of the ceramic jew and keep it at bay.

>2016
>Still falling for the ceramic jew

Why am I disgusting? The water goes great on plants. It's not like I use the soapy Jew.

Toilet fags will defend this.

Say no to the evil schemes of the ceramic jew.

How much time do you waste yearly stomping shit down your drain with your foot, a process much lengthier than simply flushing? Do you wash your self as you shit, making full use of your time in the shower, or do you squat there shitting as the water being used is running and being wasted? Why not shit before showering, bucko?

CERAMIC JEW
NO POO IN LOO

>recycling water
>why am I disgusting?

Why are americans so bluepilled on the ceramic jew?

Must be all the fluoride and other chemicals in their water which they also defend.

I do it while in the shower normally you fucking moron, you are too stupid to understand how doing 2 things at once saves time, wow.

the worst part about the porcelain prison is that it favors men, its a part of the systemic sexism and hatred of women.

>pic related

What are you suggesting, OP?

>He doesn't recycle as much as possible
Good goy, always buy new and never let things get old.
Any why is recycling water for plant disgusting? Sounds like you're the blue pilled one.

You misunderstand me you butter toothed brit. If it is true that you shit in the shower, and usually so at that, then do you not fucking realize that the shower water running down the fucking drain is a waste, and that time spent stomping the shit through the drain grate with your foot is a waste? You fucking goddamned dolt

>recycling is red pilled

Yeah, fuck off back to snoonet, hippy.

You deserve to die for posting degenerate images like this on Sup Forums.

You are such a fucking retard that you don't understand that you stomp the shit down the drain while you shower, doing 2 things at once.

Why do you think things are made to break these days? Obviously Jews just want to line their pockets. Everytime you ditch something that "breaks" in favour of buying it again, a merchant rubs his hands together.

>a literal shit post

You're a fucking retard for not realizing that doing something while the damn shower is running doesn't mean it saves time, it just means you're doing it for the same amount of time if not longer but just with the goddamn water running, which is just a waste of water, and not a consolidation of time spent shitting.

Pissing in the shower is indeed practical. Taking a dump isn't.

>doing 2 things at once is not saving time

You are the dumbest motherfucker on all of Sup Forums. There is no way in hell you are white. Kill yourself nigger.

And why not?

he said not to shit before you take a shower dummy

U jelly?

Shieeeeeet, that's a $35 a day habit where I'm at.

Shitting in the shower as an example of doing two things at once to save time, is like saying you do your hair in the car on the ride to work to save time, but only after you've arrived to work, pulled into your parking spot and flipped down your visor mirror. Not to mention the time spent stomping the shit down the drain. I'm 100% European, DNA tested, stay mad Ahmed.

I try and shit at work when possible. Feels good getting paid to use the john!

and this is why the british empire fell

>never buy a house off a curry muncher or other such minority

So your biggest problem in life is to save time by shower shitting, brilliant argument, Pajeet.
Yes, you got this point right that it saves time in case you have to shit when going to shower, however:

- extreme waste of water during shower, i can only imagine you running it like crazy while clearing it up, leaving it running because "LEL I'M TAKING SHOWER AND SHITTING XDD"

- shit residue stays in the drain and you will have to spend time to clean it if you don't want to cause more problems, so there goes your time saving, faggot

- the smell of shit will come from the drain and depending on your bathroom layout, from your floor drain too

- you inhale the evaporating shit residue with the hot water running on it

- the smell of shit is quadrupled when hot water is on it

So there you go, debunked your bait thread, now go eat some curry

>Massive waste of water
Check my flag and ask yourself whether water is any concern of mine

You speak of wasting time, but fail to realise that most people like to just relax a bit in that time
What's the matter Goldstein? Can't have your goy slaves relac for a minute?

Is this the good ol' waffle stomp shitposting thread