Are you slowly starting to believe in kek, Sup Forums?

Are you slowly starting to believe in kek, Sup Forums?

What if we're the builders of what could be the most widespread religion on the face of the earth?

What would Kekism's holy scripture be called? What would the story be?

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Sorry guys, KEK is chaotic evil, not neutral

>1515
Kek is literally with us.

you guys need to start a monastery.

>555
PRAISE KEK

Praise unto him

KEK IS WITH US

It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

>What would Kekism's holy scripture be called?

>The Kekreelolicon

>edgelord atheists on Sup Forums
>literally start believing in pagan nonsense even people 2000 years ago thought was stupid compared to a sky wizard and his son
>criticizes muslims for their idiocy
>sees no conflict in the above

Pls frog, remove kebab

I dont know anymore

>>The Kekreelolicon
>1717

So be it

All followers of kek should read this book.

autism

Hate to break it to you mate, but Discordianism has existed for a long time.

is KEK a male or female?

"...for false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect."

1488 get (failure to get 1488 is not indicative of kek's nonexistence)

Oh mighty KEK, please give me a sign that you are watching over me. I beg for your blessing of repeating digits to show me that my path ahead is a righteous one.

Some amphibians can change their sex.

The old gods are coming back, and Kek is their herald. We are on the brink!

>believe
no

it is as entertaining as it is distracting

I'm sure all of us could be doing something productive right now, instead of waiting for repeating digits

KEK VULT?

I must strengthen my belief and dedication.

Once the prophet Trump (praise be his doubles) takes Washington we re-name it Kekka and chimp out if any dirty libshits ever try to go near it again.

Thanks Jeff Goldblum!

This shit happens in too many kek threads

Do you even Hermopolitan Ogdoad?

Kek has a male form, a female for (Keket), and a dick-girl form.

better than worshiping a kike on a stick

Hail Eris!
But let us not forget who Saint Toad really was!

It's a girl with a feminine penis, don't be daft.

PRAISE KEK! May chaos reign!

>KEK is chaotic evil
>Kek is called "the raiser up of the light," and Kauket the "raiser up of the night."
He is the darkness that precedes the light for there cannot be a day without a night.

Rise of the Egyptian religion when?

After shit like I am becoming a believer.

Male, he has a wife though.

Kek has bestowed dubs on me many time this week

Why is kek so based?

Here's something I was thinking earlier about kek; The hieroglyphic depiction specifically shows a computer like structure and helix, almost dna behind it and a man in front of the structure. What if this is a communication not of definition, but of activation. Meme magic could work because the image (in hieroglyphs) itself rather than showing someone browsing the internet, using the computer-like structure for a simulation of life. A sort of "bug" in the system showing up if you will. Meme magic would only work, in my opinion if the world was in fact somehow controlled directly or indirectly by full scripting, otherwise actions on a human-invented electronic device would have no effect on the natural world. Eager to hear your thoughts.

what if this instead implies to true way to the will of kek is to become both man and machine?

A biological machine

trips make it so, we'll be near that point soon technologically as well, hopefully the revolution comes soon because I fucking love Deus Ex

If this post ends in sings or dubs, Kek is worthless and you are all retards.

Sad you can't get a get from kek?

praise be to kek

What does it mean?

praise kek

Praise Kek.

May his memes shepard you through the valley of normies

praise kek

praise kek

praise kek

praise kek

praise kek

FUCK THIS FORCED MEME
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS WEBSITE
FUCK MY LIFE WHY AM I STILL HERE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Convert or die.

and the Poemander.

And the Hermetica.

That is not the way of kek, we are a religion of peace

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post your favorite kek memes

bs

I praise the sun because I'm not some faggot.

Kek hasnt willed anything into existence. These random trip and dubs barely produce results and the 1 time they do every faggot splurges out.

>What if we're the builders of what could be the most widespread religion on the face of the earth?

>2050
>Kekism spans the entire globe
>churches and shines erected in his honour
>lesser religions perished in WW3
>God-Emperor Trump is labelled as a prophet
>mfw it started on a punjabi basket-weaving forum

>What would Kekism's holy scripture be called? >What would the story be?

We would need a 'write a letter to X' thread for this.
I can only imagine...

Dear,
NIGGER
WE WUZ KEK N POO
BAKA A FUCKING DUBS
TRUMP 2016 BLACK LIVES SPLATTER
WE WUZ RELIGION OF PEACE

and so on...

Sup Forums is the monastery.
Our open minds and wholesome thoughts all contained in the catacombs of Sup Forums, spreading through the ether of the universe into the hearts off the kaffirs.

of course! this is the only way it could have been! Praise kek!

Kekist holy scriptures are called the Textus Screencapicus, and are composed entirely of screencaps

KEK I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU IF REPEATING DODGETS WILL YOU PURIFY MU SOUL?

KEK I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU IF REPEATING DIDGETS WILL YOU PURIFY MU SOUL?

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus kekcti.

>mfw a Green Tree Frog hangs at my door
>mfw I praise it everyday and ask for protection from KEK
>mfw Life has gone from shit to great

Were all going to make it brah.

Find Lucifer in Wikipedia and prepare to shit yourself.

PRAISE KEK

Trump and Pence being Pepe and Wojack kind of sealed it for me.

I believe.

>Kekreelolicon

FUND IT

>friend gets back from vacation overseas
>gives me a pen with a green frog at the top, that makes a noise and flashes an LED when you press down on the head

Did kek will it?

praise kek

frogstore.com/

OH SHIT THE MOTHERLODE

>kekreelolicon

You have my interest.

Worry not brother, your digits will come in time as will your faith allows you to become one with the cosmos. Praise kek

This is what converted me.
PRAISE KEK.

I believe at this point and want to build an Ogdoad shrine in my backyard along with a pond filled with tadpoles.

praise kek

>load up clover
>open this thread expecting content
Is s4s doing its thing again?

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>I guess a place to start compiling the sacred book would be by gathering together all known screencaps and archives of epic Kek threads, as well as connecting the dots between the synchronicities.

On a side note.

I am working on a book inspired by this incredible journey we have been on with meme magic and the Trump campaign. It begins some years in the future, nearing the end of Trumps second Term as President of the United States.

The Happening of all Happenings occurs, and the world is in ruin. It is up to Trump as a force of nature and incarnation of Law and Order to put a world plunged into chaos back together again.

*Egregore

he has a female form. it could be ancient egyptians were trying to figure out futanari

I never disbelieved my fellow praiser

i sacrifice these digits to kek. may he bring us happenings

Chaotic neutral.

Why is Kek bowing to a nigger? You people are being taken for a ride.

The trouble is, how do you organize chaos? What kind of holy book would be written for a god of chaos? It's the complete antithesis--organized and structured worship for a chaotic and ny nature unorganized god. For the Ogdoad maybe, but for purely worshipping Kek, it doesn't seem to fit. The only thing I could think of that makes it even remotely plausible is if you put down his commandments with repeating digits--let the numbers speak his will.

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Why the fuck does this keep happening

Chaotic neutral.

No idea, just like that

I really want one of these statues but there is none left on amazon.

Fuck lads what do?

i don’t know which is worst
if you actually find kek posting funny
if you actually believe kek exists
or if you are an edgy atheist who thinks spaghetthi monster is too mainstream
either way this doesn’t belong on Sup Forums retards

Dear kek, please take care of the seagulls outside my window.

Kek is a way for us to make sense of these troubled times. It's no less appropriate than the endless Christianity and Islam threads that shit up the board constantly, or all of the Sikhposting and other religious debate.

It looks silly, but sometimes when times are dark all you can do is dance and laugh. We're welcoming the collapse of the old order and the start of a new one, with Kek at our back.

This. Kek is chaotic change for the better.