/nfl/ general - SCIENCE! edition

NO: Saints reunite with Ben Watson on 1-year deal
NYG: Schefter: G-Men want two 1st-rounders for OBJ
DEN: Broncos acquire Su'a Cravens for 5th-rounder
CHI: Nagy confirms Burton will play the Kelce role
MIA: Gase still high on WR Parker heading into '18
DAL: Cowboys to cut Dez Bryant and his $16.5M hit?
FA: Patriots 'meet' with Johnny Manziel Tuesday
CLG: Report: 'Fins expect to miss out on top QBs
NYG: Giants: OBJ not on block, but we're listening
FA: NFL adds 'targeting' penalty to rulebook
FA: Free agent TE Ben Watson visits the Saints
PHI: Pederson: 'Safe to say' Eagles keeping Foles

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Joe Flacco is shit

The Browns will be a mediocre team next season and there's NOTHING you can say that will convince me otherwise

>Hop in faggot, we finna snatch the AFC

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>making the thread early
fagit
but at least you aren't memecord scum

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>Ravens drop 2 first rounders for OBJ

How would you feel about that, ob?

Fuck that. You're gonna have to give him 20 mil a year to keep him long term.

>Source: #Browns QB Cody Kessler is being traded to the #Jaguars. A new backup.

I can't wait to watch the MFL (Mars Football League).

Duh

True, there's no way the Ravens would do that. He's too good, they only dump millions of dollars on severely mediocre players.

Would watch.

Better gravity than the moon, makes field goals easier.

He should unironically win the starting job there.

>t. Trips of Truth

>he thinks spending big money on WR's is how to win games

This isnt Madden son. It doesnt work like that in the real world.

Things you never hear, I'll start

>Wow, I'm pretty happy with who the Jets drafted

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Today is Derek Carr's birthday /nfl/!
Happy Birthday based Carr

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>he thinks spending 30mil per year on a bottom 5 QB is how to win games

The Superb Owl Champion Cleveland Browns

>christfag
I could not care much less about him, t.b.h.

Patriots Rumors:
>Patriots seriously interested in Manziel
>Have asked him to block all media and turn off social media before continued talks
>Riley McCarron expected to play role of Amendola

I agree that, would be dumb to do also. Probably why no one has ever paid a bottom 5 qb that much

That's nice. He doesn't deserve to rot on the Browns.

>Riley McCarron
Where does Bill find all these literal who receivers?

Good for him, could beat out Bort maybe

See:

The Ravens are currently doing it

/Bills Owl 2020/

>backup

>Have asked him to block all media and turn off social media before continued talks

You now remember miko grimes

I bet that crazy whore knew her way around a peenor like no other

>Rams

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Finna be a bottom tier QB in AFCW when mahomes starts to ball out and chargers draft Lamar Jackson to replace rivers when rivers decide to retire

>Joe cucko winning anything let alone the division

Top kek

Yeah, Pat might be "legit dangerous"
to your own playoff hopes hahahahaha!

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remember, kids, don't trust Hue Jackson on anything ever

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Who won the division the last 2 years you raidmonkey

>keypad on the door handle
what is this 1996?

Yeah when the division was starting to crumble, it was a sign that the chiefs weren't even s'posed to be in it when they lost to Tennessee, blowin a 21-3 lead to a team that would get HAMMERED by NE in their next game.

>G-Men want two 1st-rounders for OBJ

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chekt + rekt

You just blew up your defense nigger, if mahomes doesn't pan out the queefs are done

reminder: the best tight end to wear 87 is named celek.

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we winning it all next year.

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With what? A rookie with a year of bench time? Who was also noted for saying his playbook was hard to learn? Shit, the Chiefs better take a QB now while there's rich pickings.

We could win the bowl with Kaepernick.

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True.

vick was such a good pick up for the eagles, what an exciting season that was

He's a locker room cancer and will break up the offense

>Based Nationwide man refusing to acknowledge the shitfest meme that is non-Thanksgiving Thursday Night Football

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>Choker
>Based

the season that turned me from casual to addict

Would you pay a RB who had the 24th best YPC last season behind a top 5 O-line his $17/yr asking price?

...

*17m

Kessler did some good football in 2016, it sounds like "Browns gonna Browns".

1rd for Chorgers and Based Rivers

all must mean 4 games in your country

you are white and ignorant
is he as easily replaceable as you make him stat boy?

>thinking kaepernigger would be good for a team
dude got beat out by blaine gabbert and didn't win a game and was mostly blown out, he's washed up

I dislike these implications user

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he doesn't really fit Hue's deep-throw oriented offense very well, but fuck, neither does Taylor. and Stanton doesn't fit the role of an NFL quarterback period. dumb move desu

They won't even be that good. Bottom 25%

I'd say the Pats will suffer from the Super Bowl hangover but they play in the AFC, so....

Lots of legit contenders in the AFC tho

Oh sweetie.
Name me 3 QBs you fear in the AFC not named Tom Brady or Big Ben.

Toxins, Stillers, Jags, Chorgers, Bills, and Chefs could all compete with the Cheatriots

Aaron Rodgers
Matthew Stafford
Matt Ryan
Tony Montana
Alonzo Ball

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>the qb is the entire team
people like you are what's ruining the league

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My keyboard doesn't actually have LED's desu

Philip Rivers > Big Ben

Philip Rivers
Marcus Mariota
Jackie Chan

....damn it!

Because Alex Smith, Marcus Mariota, Tyrod Taylor and Blake Bortles did such a bang up job in the playoffs last year.
QB isn't the be all, end all factor but it's damn important.

The Vengeful Ghost of Andrew Luck

>is he as easily replaceable as you make him stat boy?
I'm not going to pretend he's easily replaceable, but $17m goes a long way when it's spread out to multiple positions. Bell is still one fuck-up from being suspended an entire season, too.

well Nick Foles won the whole thing, and he's not really a world-beater either
also, Mariota basically won the game against the Chiefs on this own *cough* jeff triplette *cough*, and Bortles nearly beat the cheaties. you can win an owl with a mediocre qb, it's far from impossible
and a team like the Titans, despite having a somewhat of a question mark at QB, can be a contender because of how good their roster is all-around

Andrew Luck is better than Brady and Ben

So did the league figure out what's actually a catch now so they can keep it consistent?

>Redskins trade S Sua Cravens to Broncos

>Nick Foles won the whole thing
with a top offense and defense around him, as well as top coaching and the easiest route to a super bowl in 50 years

Not really, the definition of control is going to give problems next year.

That's nice. He's also going to retire a loser with nothing to show for it.

>Lions trade Zach Zenner to Patriots

The Patriots had a way easier route to the superbowl and isn't even close.

>implying the chiefs dont run the deepest playbook filled with new tricks and gimmicks every single week
Kys mcdaniels

>screen
>run
>bomb to hill
>chekdown to Hunt
>underthrow Kelce
>screen
>failed trick play

You spelled the Eagles wrong

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You're a thread late and a dollar short

>49ers in talks to trade for OBJ

does that mean he is a locker room cancer?

This. This so hard.

>2 first round picks for a temperamental egoist cancer WR who wants to be the highest paid player in the league
No one is dumb enough to even approach that. It'll be highway robbery if the Giants get a 1st with a pity 6th thrown in for that diva.

And I'm glad that we can finally put the whole 'who was the best receiver from the 2014 draft' question to bed.

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Don't steal my lines loser

Meanwhile, the literal Garbage Time King aka Mike Evans is a top paid WR despite never sniffing a winning season despite supposedly having a franchise QB and the next school shooter rooting them on

You'll have to be more subtle than that if you want to make me mad. I know you don't even believe the shit you're saying.

>If I delude myself into thinking you're not being serious and not telling the truth, I win!
UCF Shooter, everyone

Thats my line you testicle touching bitch

Kek