Aus/pol/ General - Sunday Night Shitposts Edition

Hello mates how is it going?

Is anyone else following the senate count?

They will be pressing the button in Tassie at least next week. Other states to follow.

Results so far can be found here:

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/

One Nation looking pretty good for 3 seats. Lionhelm in NSW has improved in late counting and might keep his seat. He is a 50-50 bet right now I reckon.

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Hello? Plz respond

Is there anybody out there?

Hello!?!?!?1

hey

I really hope Leyonhjelm gets back in lads

Hello m8. Nice to see you.

What are you up to tonight?

Did your girlfriend have her period all over your rug?

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fuck that'd be mint

not getting my hopes up though

Personally I would prefer Lionhelm misses out.

I need a senate that will block any Liberal attempts to deprive me of my autismbux.

h-hi guys

Sup Kunts, nice to see Pauline has a sea

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Australians are cunts you guys do nothing but shitpost on Sup Forums and now you want your own Aus/pol/ General?

Are we supposed to take you guys seriously?

Maybe if you would stop shitting up Sup Forums with your stupid posts and stupid threads maybe people will start to take you seriously again

LibDems have a pretty good shot at getting two senators in. Leyonhjelm in NSW and Gabe Buckley in Queensland. Really hope they get in, i'm sick of the nanny state.

>caring what seppos think

>implying we give a fuck

Cunt it's a shitposter reviver session. The tired ausposters can come in here and have a brew and some bants with the locals before heading back out to ruin everyone else's threads. Enjoy the increased post quality whilst it happens you ungrateful landwhale.

Couldn't have put it better mate

shouldn't you be herding dindu's to stop them killing cops?

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>i'm sick of the nanny
Niles the butler had some pretty good put-downs of that barren skank CC Babcock though you have to admit.

>not wanting to ravish cc babCOCK

I'm gonna go take a big fat American. That's what I call shitting now after reading your post.

TOOT TOOT! TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT!

hey

>and NOW you want your own Aus/pol/ general?

Kill yourself cunt
Its been around for longer than you have you cum eating poof

the medical system here is a complete fucking joke you can get prescribed enough drugs if you complain to a shitty specialist and lie a bunch and you can get enough drugs to spike someone to death easily its insane how is this even a fucking first world country t b h

hey

How are kangaroos seen over there? They seem so fucking cool to me, unless they're super aggressive I'd love to interact with one.

Ordered this book. Looks interesting.

3 seats for Pauline. Fantastic news.

Let's hope One Nation don't fall apart again.

It was a real shit show the last time they had elected members.

a revolution is upon us, hope ill be able to glass a lebo soon.

What's going on fellas. I'm considering starting to smoke crystal meth. I have already took meth pills a few times but i want to start smoking the shit? Does it really get me addicted or is that just a meme?

m8 it is a shitty drug. It gets you addicted because coming down from it is so awful that you need another hit just to stop you from killing yourself. Repeat until you are a full-blown junkie.

Eat some nice tasty tacos instead.

Who's up for a night of memes dreams and steell beams?

Sounds okay m8.

If you're white: Don't do it! It's degenerate in the extreme!
If you're non-white: Go ahead mate. Knock yourself out!

Day of rope soon! They'll have no where to run but into the sea! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

Christ mates is it all over?

get off the neet buxs cunt. get a real job.

doubt it will pass

Fuck m8 thats no good

think of all those tax dollars going into businesses instead of lazy fuckers with no cares in the world

i only recently managed to get a good stable job
and i remember thinking how much easier it would be if the government spent tax dollars on businesses instead of my fat ass
this can only end well user

NEETs get their dole and then spend it at businesses m8.

Hope it starts warming up soon lads, too fucking cold

hi aussie dogs.

leb here.

heard ur being racist again?

come up western sydney and see what happens. ill take all u dogs on. you are nothing. we lebs run western syndey. soon we will run australia. u will submit like the good little dog you are. woof woof you dog.

now say sorry.

cracking down on dole cheats is objectively a good thing but it really shows how cucked the libs are when they will do that but won't even chase the corporations who dodge tax through bullshit loopholes.

fuck their jew shit.

didnt a leb get stabbed the other day by some white teenagers? top kek faggot the day of the rope ib comings :D :D

this'd be good if they stopped giving all the jobs to chinks and curries

say sorry you fucking aussie dog

fuck off terrorist

Good

>being on centerlink
>ever
Should just kill yourself Tbh it would do the country a favour

What are transfer payments?

a payment made or income received in which no goods or services are being paid for, such as a benefit payment or subsidy.

Why are black people allowed to post on Sup Forums?

Drugs are bad. Only losers do drugs. You're not a loser are you?

It is spelled "looser" you moron.

lol wtf

I know. Jobs are really hard to find. That user is nuts.

they go alright
in the main cities they're not really anywhere to be found
but at my holiday place they are usually all around the bush
generally peaceful and mind their own business, and you can feed them - however the fathers of the families can be pretty aggressive sometimes

not much cunt
nah i wouldn't try that shit, i haven't looked into it TOO much though research-wise so I could be wrong
but a bit of bud and MDMA from time to time is fucking great for me

if you're referring to the one in panania/bankstown area, yeah mate
i knew the cunts who stabbed them, bunch of dropkicks

The guy who got stabbed had followed them and smashed the window of their ute.

POST MORE HENCH 'ROO'S

filthy kalb
cant wait to get the fuck out of bankstown away from your lot

yeah mate its a pretty fucked story
all a bunch of degenerates either way

i just had sex but my hands now strongly smell of the rubber

Yeah dildos can make your hands smell really strongly.

>what is soap and water

still wont go away senpai

Scrub harder with a flannel, then use a body wash.

cheers mate will try

An alcohol based one will be your best bet.

I'm unemployed for over a year now
please help before I lose it and go guerilla

Focus on Western Sydney. It has the highest amount of slime living there.

Any ADF cunts in here?

Looking at finishing my comp sci degree and trying out for the chairforce as an officer.

3rd for based Leyonhjelm getting back into senate.

Thanks for dumping all your human refuse into our country Australia. I guess pay back is a bitch.

You talking about those kiwi criminals we deported m8?

nah.

I just looked at the latest immigration statistics and we are getting flooded mate. Fucking biblical levels of immigration.

How long till we see some action in the senate?
>END IMMIGRATION
>BAN HOMOSEXUALS
>ABOLISH THE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION ACT
I'll be disappoint it none of this happens Sup Forums you promised!

Probably our chinks and curries joining their brethren in auckland.

>BAN HOMOSEXUALS
Gay marriage is going to pass, the homosexual debate is nearly over.

Can't wait to see how the immigration debates and discrimination talk plays out though.

yeah mate it's a result of the "refugee" intake, the increasing number of asians, and the lebs/lefties

everyone that's somewhat based sees NZ as a good alternative so they're jumping ship, and as that happens the bad lefties jump ship as well

god help you

>abolishing the anti-discrimination act
huh? that thing's never done anything. i got my face slammed into the concrete multiple times by cops, one time they used a "search warrant" to steal half of my shit. i tried to go to the nsw police to report it and my report got memory holed over and over

it might as well be called the "Anti being-mean-to-women act". if you're not a chick nothing gets done.

does australia have the most generals of all the boards?

falcunt is biggest cunt

>one time they used a "search warrant" to steal half of my shit
What sort of criminal shit were you into m8? Drugs?

literally nothing, i was at a party once and a girl forced her way onto me when i was half out of it. i threw her off and it turned out she was the daughter of the local sergeant and he decided to make my life hell.

i'm an asian (only half and yes i do work for my country and no i don't eat dogs) so police officers would pull me over whenever i drove around and would refer to me in quite racist terms (ching chang chong fuckhead was used a few times), bring the k9 unit out (their excuse was they just happened to "see me" but that was false) and get the dog to rough me up.

one time i was pulled over and one cop got out, walked up, smashed my tail light out, and used that as an excuse to pull me out of the car and scream at me. i lost my cool so he "detained" me, yelled at me to "stop resisting", then smashed my face into the concrete and scraped my face to shit before bringing me back to the station, letting the other cops have a go at me, then released me "without charge" 2 hours later.

the search warrant was on "suspicion of drugs" but really all they did was tear my shit up, bring a knife to my furniture, and smash my TV (one of them smiled to another and said "Looks like old ying-ping here's angry")

i ended up moving because NSW police wouldn't even call me back and i wasn't game enough to file a lawsuit or anything like that.

There is a kangaroo in this ww1 footage :3

youtu.be/uAJaefX-F34?t=1m3s

That's a wallaby m8.