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DCucks BTFO edition

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What cup size is Evans?

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wrong image op

Marvel sure does have some big guys

they're both shit.

that's every edition tho

>Apocalypse
>Not Days of Future Past

>posting Whedon when hes in DC

Marvel has won zero (0) oscars in 14 movies

wtf

They all got that typical white guy hairline

>make-up, the participation trophy of film awards

I'm not sure I would go around touting Suicide Squad as a bastion of quality within your franchise.

>marvel can't even win participation awards

So sad

bottom right is perfect desu

Logan and Dr Strange are really the only decent marvel movies tbqh.

DC not even nonce

>buzzcut
Does he have AIDS?

Whats your favorite MCU movies?
Captain America Trilogy
GotG 1&2
Ant-Man

Favorite DCU movies
_________
Really, Cyborg is the only one i'm interested in and its going to be a while. Probably won't be good. Might not even be made.

Has anyone got that video of the guy hysterically laughing about Hencry Cavils hairline?

> DC keeps hiring meathead dipshits that make shitty movies with no understanding of the comics
>MCU keeps hiring nerds with creative vision that understand what they're making

BUT LOOK AT ALL THOSE MUSCLES BRO

>Whats your favorite MCU movies?
how can you pick just one? they're all great besides it's all one big movie anyway

>Favorite DC movies
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA
HAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

>DCucks
>OP thinks this looks like a cuck

>this doesn't look like a cuck

Can marvel nu-males even compete?

this photo is fucking patrician, everything on it is classic

now go back to yours modern avant guard but still fedora director

>nobody's made fun of my DC husbando yet


feels good man

>overcompensating that hard

>no socks
>that polo

I want to cop those pants and shoes. Could be wearing them so much better

So is there going to be a Batman Afflek movie, or does DC not like nice things?

That photo will appear on the dictionary next to the word 'nuManlet'

the size that gets yo mama wet

>THEY ARE DUMB BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG MUSCLES ONLY SMART THRIFTY TRENDY NERD BETAS ARE ALLOWED TO BE SMART

The Virgin style

Snyder isn't smart though

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the second one

No they're dumb because they have low intelligence and make dumb movies. You guys meme about their muscles because that's all you have.

>he's dead, Jim

Having a PhD doesn't mean you are intelligent

making Disney flicks does

>same tone of brown shoes and pants

BAHAHAHAHA

why is the first batman in the shit pool?

they all make a billion so yeah

Why is Jesse jerking off his tie?

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>4 out of 14 = all

you clearly aren't smart either

random anons being dummies will never make BvS a better movie or Snyder less of a hack :(

No, he probably got hairplugs. Every actor who gets hairplugs shaves so it's not too obvious.

He had this weird haircut in Star Trek Beyond to disguise his receding temples

Daily reminder that Snyder is shorter than Iron Manlet

MODS

Says the guy shilling a movie in which the climatic fight happens when the MC turns himself into a pacman

fuck off with this console war tier shit you fucking underage fags

Dude lundgren went to mit you stupid fuck on a fu scholarship but quit out because he became a movie star and found mit full of cuck nerds who weren't as smart as him.

>high waist pants
>no belt

Ugh

>tucked Sopranos goombah shirt

Fucking vomit

>black grey upper
>brown and brown lower

Who the fuck dresses this guy? Shoot your stylist.

I'm not shilling shit. I'm making fun of DC for their constant whoopsies, and DCucks for their sad attempts to find anything positive to meme about.

Attacking me as a shill and attacking whatever you're talkin about with Pacman will never make BvS less shit and Synder less of a hack.

How is it possible that mods do fucking nothing about this? Why don't they just ban disney shills or make /cpsht/ general or containment board?

Also a franchise not capable of winning an oscar is shit no matter how you spin it lads

>pudgy
>young boy
>holocaust survivor

vs

>irish potato
>average girl
>flatchest chink

The winner?

shit he looks old

I loved The Punisher movie.

Pratt is best Chris, even though he is balding

And evans is wearing a hair peice, or had plugs

but rotten tomatoes are the brainlets

only a peasant lets others dictate his taste

and i say that as someone who hates snyders shitty DC garbage flicks

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>Leaving out floptastic
>The biggest comicbook blunder
>Marvel

BAHAHAHAHAAH

>marvel is made by nerds who love comics
>dc is made by meatheads

hhmmmm makes one think

i don't like the anti white business of marvel though, im really sick of nigger-washing white characters

People still use that laughing meme?

>WHY DON'T MODS BAN PEOPLE THAT TALK ABOUT TELEVISION AND FILM ON Sup Forums?!?!

>DON'T THEY KNOW WE HAVE CUNNY AND FEET AND BLACKED THREADS TO BE MAKING?!

ANOTHER FRESH REVIEW

>sub 300lbs
but thats weak dude

They don't since a DC friend made a similar video about Civil War shitty fight choreography and it was ten times more funny

>ten times more funny

according to you and the other 5 people who saw it

Read comics growing up, still have a chunk of them.

DC Make the better movies for cinematography.
Marvel make easy to watch easy to forget movies. Nothing iconic in them.

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What is this thing, did zack hire koksal baba?

Forgot to add pic

Didn't suicide squad just win one for make up and nothing else?

Wanna know how much money Marvel made in 14 movies?

I bet he spent like 40 minutes taking this picture.

depression for working with gal gadot

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>bottom right
When did they start casting belters?

Snyder is no cuck

He's a homosex

>logan
>good

pls kys RIGHT NOW

>logan
>not one of the best capeshits of all time

Your obviously the underage one of you can't tell that Logan was a shitty knockoff of Leon: The Professional.

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what breed is that mongrel? (both)

I dont like when someone holds their phine like that, i feel like they are taking pics or filming me

why would you think making Leon but with fucking Wolverine is somehow a bad thing?

Also you misspelled you're and nobody is impressed that you're aware of other really famous movies.

I was just goofing about you being young before but now I know you are.

I'm not them and I'm not expecting anyone to be impressed. I'm just saying that making Leon with Wolverine IS a bad thing. It's unoriginal and lame.

Cry more bitch nigger.

>manlet
>still makes kino
>still marries a good looking woman and has multiple kids with her

is there anything he can't do?

Succeed at the box office

>Adaptation of a famous comic
>has thematic similarities to this movie I saw
>therefore unoriginal and lame

Professor X had a brain spasm and killed all his students and we're watching a multiverse story in that aftermath. Oh but the movie Leon also had a bad guy with cool glasses and a little girl interacting with a badass loner. HOW MANY TIMES DO THOSE HOLLYWOOD JEWS HAVE TO RETELL THAT CLASSIC STORY!??!

>I'm just saying that making Leon with Wolverine IS a bad thing
They didn't. You said they did, because you probably don't know a whole bunch about much.

at least post the updated version!

does this picture post?

>A manlet taking dramatic, filtered selfies of a 295lb deadlift

oh shit it do

classic

why do random women from tv shows in the 60s look better than millionaire movie stars today? What the fuck happened?

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