Is Adriana from The Sopranos a realistic character?

Is Adriana from The Sopranos a realistic character?

Knowingly...
>...gets insulted
>...gets beaten
>...gets cheated on
>...gets treated like garbage on a constant basis

Yet she still sticks with her bf, despite being hot af.

But maybe more importantly... where does one get a gf like that?

pretty realistic

Her mum was an alcoholic. She clearly has some good Samaritan complex combined with co-dependeny. So yeah, they were both fucked up and their relationship was realistic.

Women are stupid.

Yup. You gotta have drive. Be more than a blob who watches the teevee.

Yes. I found her nervousness in the later seasons very accurate, having held a secret from my family for 2 years myself.

it's realistic, and if you want someone like that just find a fucking idiot, a girl who isn't very smart and has a somewhat shitty childhood (i.e. no father figure)

You will be the father figure and she'll do anything so you don't leave the way her dad did

>is in a constant mental struggle worrying that Chrissy might leave her
>therefore she never cheats on him
One of THE most realistic depictions I can think of. Her mind is focused on him, because she doesn't truly own him. He has the power in the relationship and she acts like it.
good job, Christopher. Once she feels comfortable that she's got you, she's free to have a subplot where she fucks someone, most likely one of your friends.

and her NOT blowing Tony isn't a sign of infidelity, she still didn't do it, no harm no foul

All the "Italian" woman in the series were extremely accurate portrayals.

You can't have a girl written by men be realistic or accurate.

>and her NOT blowing Tony isn't a sign of infidelity, she still didn't do it, no harm no foul

Wasn't that partly due to Tony himself?

Adriana is fucking beautiful in the series, but looks kinda shit in photos.

Not that it would change anything, though. I'd still fuck her until my dick fell off.

>t. virgin

>fucking her
>tell her to either keep the bag on or to try harder to look like she did 17 years ago

She's 45 now, I mean c'mon, what do you expect.

(Currently fucking a 57 year old woman though)

People are acting like Chris isn't attractive to women

>young
>important
>knows people
>violent when he has to be and has no fear
>rich
>confident

They all know you're gay, it's alright

>he can light my cigarette in the rain

>the scene where he chokes the fuck out of her when she confesses to be an informant
>she comforts him by the time he lets go

Fuuuuu

how do I get a girl like that

Gotta find damaged goods

Oh fuck they just killed her...

fuuuuuck

she's just an idiot. probably the single stupidest character on The Sopranos

>>...gets insulted
>>...gets beaten
>>...gets cheated on
>>...gets treated like garbage on a constant basis
>Yet she still sticks with her bf

This is normal. It's woman psychology, so they had to invent a way to make it men's fault. They called it patriarchy.

Toutes nos felicitations monsieur President.

t. never read Tolstoy

how in the fuck am I going to read a book about russia from hundreds of years ago and give a darn?

>her death scene
Absolute kino

...

Hey, I got that reference.

Which is funny, because the 57 year old lady was the one to point it out to me.

She's falling for me, while I'm getting bored of her. Don't wanna break her heart though... ugh. Probably should take this to /adv/

>you will never be the guy in charge of finding the most phallic sausage

that crawling ;_;

Yes, it is not unknown for abuse victims to stay with their abuser and even defend them. Abuse leaves psychological damage, especially in people like Adriana who are already unstable people.

I was so sad when she showed up in Californication.

which is actually great, for actually keeping them faithful.
coming down to the actual point of marriage, it's putting a ring on her so she won't fuck other men. that ring does nothing to prevent that in practice, unless you're a scary dangerous dude she has a previous attachment to. and even THAT isn't an actual guarantee, it's just the best case scenario outside of locking her in my basement.

treat em mean, keep em keen

No you can't have an accurate woman character written by roasties actually.

Their incapable of writing realistic roles for their own gender

she became an informant over a petty charge, they probably wouldn't have booked her. just shows how manipulative the feds are.

anyways, who do you think would have flipped if faced with a serious charge? I think chrissy paulie and sil would serve any sentence, not sure about tony

*tips fedora*

Very nicely done

You know fedoras like women you turbofedora

tony would NEVER EVER snitch

>paulie

would snitch so goddamned hard, c'mon man

is it just me or is paulie repeating his jokes the funniest thing ever?

OHHHHHHHH

you know Quasimodo predicted all this

He literally rats on Feech and the arabs during the series

both don't count