/f1/ - Horseplay edition

>Countdown to Bahrain GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism v2.0
Passcode: 12481614

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
136 (138 entries)

>WDC standings:
Sebastian Vettel 25pts
Lewis Hamilton 18pts
Kimi Raikkonen 15pts
Daniel Ricciardo 12pts
Fernando Alonso 10pts

>Team standings
Ferrari 40pts
Mercedes 22pts
Red Bull 20pts
McLaren 12pts
Renault 7pts

>Schumacher Status:
Radish

>Baha status:
Licking ass and taking names

>Mclolren Status:
Tango

>News
Liberty will show the teams their plans for the future in Bahrain
FIA knows on-boards sucks now but they can't do anything until next season
Horny doesn't like engine modes
Hamilgoat chokes in Australia because he can't handle the banter

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evening, cunts

3rd for gimi AND mika

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>Bottas 8th

JUST

5th for Juju

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News
>Formula One Racing & Creative Engeneering Formula One Team LTD ded

>you will never give her head pats after a decent performance in testing

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Bottas will be the dark horse this year.
>#F1

Someone's triggered

WE

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WUZ

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>responding to gimmick posters

rookie mistake

vuokrata ilmaiseksi

LOSERZ

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Bottas at Ferrari when?

Vintage.

It's a gimmick? First time seeing it, I hope you can excuse my fug up :DDDDD

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That is demeaning and bulli behaviour user.
She'd probably get in a strop and hit you back.
But you could just hold her back at arms length as she flails trying to hit you.

Lewis may have 4 championships, but I have MBE

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I thought Jessica got that in the divorce?

Any new Tabitha's from the 'gram?

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Is that Wurz on the left?

Looks more like Fisi to me. Also at this point Wurz was testing for McLaren so I don't see why he'd be in a benetton race suit.

I assumed it was Fisi too. It's certainly not Button.

What is in the bags?

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sand.

he's about to btfo the field after giving them a head start in malbun.

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>forgot to change Nico to Jenson
fug

>Singles life is great Nico

Not that I don't agree with the message.

Also they have like three dogs now.
I personally think she fucks dog cock but I can't be arsed forcing that meme

i WILL watch the bahrain race frens

lel

This is some top level Shitposting right here

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yeah specially since fatjohn had more pace before their "incident"

Gimi X--DDD:D:DDDDddd

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jev insulting mai waifu brenda hartley

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is this the type of white male that is coveted around the globe by women of colour?

Just checked out this """"power"""" ranking shite for the first time

>win the race
>10th
>lose the race from pole
>2nd

What the fuck like

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New to F1 who is the protagonist?

There is no protagonist.

I like LeGOAT but I'm not delusional enough to say he's way better than Ricci and Vettee
Him being better than Son of Eric is correct though

Why does kev look like he's 50

>Emilia Bottas will be on the dark horse this year
FTFY

gimi raiggonen

He knows nothing is solve. Melbourne is always a weird race. Bad teams always do fine there for some reason.

LeGOAT
>Brother figure (Bianchi) who was destined to be the next Ferrari driver dies to the main villain, Tractor Cunt
>Father dies during his F2 stint which gave him the willpower to win F2
>Now the promising rookie that F1 needs

Gimi is more of a based mentor type though
Maybe in the 2000s Gimi might be the protagonist

unironically vettel

weracecomic.ferrari.com

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Did you not see the gets over the past few months?

It's gimi's fuckin time m8s

gimi

>Son of Eric 9th
>Seb 10th
>?