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I already said you have the wrong number.

I KNOW ITS YOU BATMAN, NOW TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS BIRD COSTUME AND SUIT UP OR SO HELP ME GOD

Why would Batman need to suit up if you are just going to make him strip naked to rape the joker?

Prelude?

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Heh. He's got you there, commissioner!

IM A BIT BUSY, COMMISH

I hate to do this Bats, but I need you to rape the commish
Nothin' personal, it's just kinda my thing

...What.

Where'd this meme come from?

You don't want to do this, detective. We need Batman at full mast.

discussion about other ways batman can stop the joker without killing him one thing that came up was rape

Have no fear old chum! I am on my way to save you from this nautical menace!

Thats not funny. How is that funny?

Black comedy

>blatant spidey torch ripoff

Okay then, I must not get it if its a black people thing.

Us blacks have a great sense of humour
Did I ever tell you about the time I raped Batman?

negro humor always escaped me

it originally started as why doesn't Bat-man just kill the joker?
then pictures of Animated Gordon would be posted with the line "Why haven't you killed the joker yet" and such
At one point someone replied with a pic of Bat-man yelling the line "Because I am vengeance! I am the night!" "I am Batman!" to which then lead pic related to be posted with the line "Ok, Ok, fine! But could you at least rape him?"

and here we are.

Batman... help... the only way you can save me is if... you raped the joker... please...

Rape isn't funny you dumb shits.

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Sounds like someone in need of a good raping

Sure it is. Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

God you fucks are so edgy. What is happening to this board?

>triggered

Oh shut up

If you don't like it, ignore it dumb dumb
You're gonna get the same thing on every board.

You damn right it's not funny. Rape is deep and meaningful, and philosophical.

I thought clown rape was always funny.

I thought you were dead, George?

It's funny for middle-schoolers are least. If you think something like this is the height of comedy then you've got a poor sense of humor.

But let me guess, murder and death can totally be funny in the right context?

That was a promising start to the thread. Then it went to shit. Oh well.

Not in and of itself. Murder and death are not funny. These threads are all the same. Same punchline if you can call it that of MALE RAPE LOL care to explain what's so funny about that?

>Not in and of itself.
GEE IT'S ALMOST LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ACCOUNTED FOR THAT
>in the right context
>in the right context
>in the right context

Buddy, chill. You're in Sup Forums.

It can be
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Christ, day in day out with these fucking 'Batman rapes the Joker' Gordon posts and this one finally got a laugh outta me.

A fucking hearty laugh at that. Comedy gold, just,

'Batman.'

Go away, Wonder woman!

Agreed.

Because the expectation is that Jim will ask Batman to kill the Joker, but instead he asks him to rape the Joker, which is nonsense.

In this specific case, OP made the punchline implied, which in cases can also sell a joke.

Ask your dad.

It's not. It can be, though.

Like, not even if a clown was raped?

Rape "not being funny" is exactly the thing that makes it hilarious with the right set up and delivery.

Being an edgy cunt diminishing it's real life impact by throwing the word around is when it definitely stops being funny though, I'll grant you that. "Edgy for the sake of edginess" isn't humor, no matter how hard edgefags try to pretend it is, but subverting expectations and successfully making something you wouldn't ever normally laugh at funny only makes it harder not to laugh, either because you don't want to or know you shouldn't. The joke's narrative on the subject also helps, too. If the perspective is too mean-spirited, or played seriously, it probably won't hold well with others unless they're pretending to be ""dark"" or some shit. But if rape is used as a deconstruction of other things you'd normally expect to see it lumped into (like crime, abuse, fraud, etc.) then having that heavy concept displaced into an already absurd context makes it a lot easier to find amusing.

If you have to explain the joke, THEN THERE IS NO JOKE

Oh shut the fuck up you edgy fedora twats. Rape is not something you belittle.

Could Thomas Wayne beat Pa Kent in a wrestling match?

You gonna get raped,.,..

Thomas Wayne is Batman in other universes what do you think?

From the many traumatic mementoes of Thomas being shot I he seems to be in good shape
but pa Kent spends his time on a farm and has probobly had to deal with a few scuffles so I'm putting my money on Pa

a rich boy doctor vs a strong farmer
Pa Kent would wreck him

Here's your reply

Thomas Wayne built his empire on Krytponian tech he is no pushover. He's like a more subdued Iron Man

>rape isn't funny
I bet You laughed when Deadpool was killing people in last movie right?

How the fuck people cannot see hypocrisy?

Let me guess; you threw a cock at him.

Of it isn't, but joke that are funny tend to be funny.
That said, this joke's novelty ran thin a while ago.

>whataboutism

How old are you 5?

clown rape is always funny

rape...rape..rape..rape

Is that all you sick fucks think about??

This is the face he made when it happened.

Comissioner, give me a call and I will take care of the business. Just make sure the crazy bat will not interfere.

how would Gordon keep batman subdued long enough for frank to frank the joker? he'd have to ......rape him?!

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>Not getting Venom do the job
He's a rape monster.

Nice trips and Gordon would tell Frank to wait till Batman is off doing Justice League shit.

Same here, the idea of a man dressing up like a bat to fight crime is hilarious.

I find this thread funny not because of rape jokes, but because of the absurd leap in logic. Well Batman can't KILL the Joker, so I guess he just has to rape him!

This is my absolute favorite Batman comic, and I had high hopes for Snyder to bring this iteration of the caped crusader to the silver screen. Maybe next time.

Would Joker poop in Batmans spaghetti?

Why doesn't Sup Forums just rape the shitposter?

It's too late, I've already hired someone else. As you can see, he's proven to be very effective in the way he "handled" the Penguin.

Your damn right

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My bad, wrong pic.

Dad used to take me here to see the ballgame. Sometimes afterwards we'd get ice cream and he'd rape me
>Jesus Christ, Father

Man, that changes a lot of famous Bat moments.

>Bane Broke batman's back by bashing bat's butt

Lex Luthor died, so instead I'll rape you

lex luthor kiss

...

Luthor is a chubby chaser

why is lex kissing the black chick from night court?

who wouldn't want to fuck the wall though

You don't fuck the Wall. The Wall fucks you

what does a hen weigh?

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Batman if you dont rape the Joker before the prom then I wont be born!

I think Gordon is saying the truth Batman. Now rape the Joker OR ELSE!

>Implying that isn't the point

He's mega strong, so he wants a woman to dominate him. To peg him

Lex wanted the wall to fuck him

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!

This is the only time that a white character becoming black was an upgrade.

Ahem....

(You)

Haven't seen this level of inane for a while, reminds of the shaking mumi threads from Sup Forums.

Batman, rape Joker

>a rich boy doctor
That became the Batman in other universes if Bruce died that night instead of him and Martha.

Its more satisfying in costume.