Jackass / CKY

What's your favorite Jackass/CKY bit?

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Probably the Cup Test

Anything with Pontius, really

The one stunt where the guy got drunk as fuck and then crashed his car going 150mph and killed himself and his friend

Who else had stupid friends who created homemade jackass vhs tapes
Fucking white kids in suburbia should all be killed

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>bored white kids should be killed for having harmless fun
Okay.

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>harmless fun
They're so bored and lacking in purpose they're jumping off the fucking roof and hurting themselves. It's like a wild animal deprived of stimulation gnawing it's arms off. They should just be put down. It's not a coincidence they all turned out to be failures

>>he didn't spend his childhood outside exploring the woods and building things and doing weird stunts

ok, city boy

Knew someone would have said this when I clicked on the thread.

>suburbia
>woods
You don't understand. There's no woods in suberbia. I did spend my time in the outdoors exploring. Suburbia is just cul de sachs and getting rides from your mom to a shitty strip mall.

hello Cleetus

bam really turned into a stereotypical italian later in life

I will always be surprised that none of them died trying to perform one of these "stunts", not counting dunn obviously because that wasn't a stunt

>You don't understand. There's no woods in suberbia.

Maybe in like those shitty California "suburbs" that are just miles of houses that look like some kind of wealthy projects.

There were lots of woods where I grew up.

edgy

They always do.

>UGHH IT WAS IN MY MOUTH!
>whyd you put it in your mouth?

I wish I was strong and crazy like Valelly so I could defend myself

Fuck off, Amy Schumer.

Any of the ones where they bully Bam

>...are you crying?
>yeaahhh

>Big Red Rocket explodes and nearly kills Johnny
>They fix it up and he immediately does it again
The
Absolute
Madman

Do you think that's Bam's car in te background?

>Bam pisses on everyone
>they dunk him into a hidden snake pit

as a teenage skating hoodlum from the suburbs all of the stuff with bam or any of the other skaters was my favorite. the other cast members seemed lame and out of shape, especially dunn.

horse milking

envelope papercuts

confirmed for living in a shit tier suburb.

Party boy

the band
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Pretty much anything with Dico doing something musical.

colonel gentleman's list of great CKY/Jackass Skits/Stunts

Dico's Freestyle
Mustard Man
He-Man Vs Skeletor
Dico's Prank Calls
Raab's Shit Sprint
Raab being Matt Damon's long lost cousin
Bullying Bam
Knoxville Reaction Shots
Everytime they drop a lamp or vase right in front of some unsuspecting person

My nigga. Used to listen to this song on repeat in middle school.
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jesus what a gay song

>jousts into a supermarket
>WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON HERE

>who else scraped their knees as a child? NOT ME

go away nigger

Takes one to know one faggot

Partyboy. Pontius and Steve-O were my favorites, so I ended up really liking Wildboyz more than Jackass.

Yes.

i rather be a cleetus than a stuck up city cunt who spent his youth in his house playing xbox

t.europoor

It would be great if some group of friends could puck up the torch and carry on where the old crew left off and do it well. I really need something like Jackass back in my life right now. I rewatch the old stuff all the time and the pure joy and amusement they got out of some of their stunts really cheers me up.

The one where Bam cries like a little baby.

Has no clue as to what Westchester is actually like.

Any prank where Bam or Dave England gets butthurt because they can't take the banter

what is it like? all of PA just seems like ultra redneck liberals.

>redneck
>liberals
You can't be both, ya know?