How do you feel about Ismaili Muslims

Hello I am a Ismaili Muslim. I hate niggers, cucks, spics, and all Muslims other than my own sect. I have the most modern liberal sect of Islam. No misogny, no hijabs, no hajj, etc. Can you accept me Sup Forums??


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You need Jesus

Why do you call yourselves Muslims if you don't follow the Quran?

Fuck that jew bastard. I'm really more of an agnostic when it comes to god, but I identify as Ismaili culturally.

Go fuck a goat

Every cunt assumes they are right. Ismailis just believe their imam will interpret the quran for them so they don't have to read it rather they just read Farmans and Ginans. Mostly the same restrictions from the Quran like no alcohol, and modern things like no smoking and no hiab are added.

Fuck off you Polack cum dumpster. Go fix your shit economy. You're as bad as Mexicans. Don't think you're a real part of Sup Forums.

You have hatred in your heart. We can not accept you.

I'm guessing you are the equivalent to Lutherans or Methodists, not good if you are serious about your religion.

Well, if your particular branch of Islam doesn't support Jihad it's fine by me.

As long as you can assimilate to the regional culture.

Aren't you also a nigger (brazillian nigger) so how can one subgroup tell another subgroup that they are accepted into Sup Forums? WTF are we Bernie supporters or something

>I have the most modern liberal sect of Islam
>liberal
you have to go back

Then you obviously dont belong in America

I already did.

That just means we don't fuck goats. just eat them

no you didnt

No, no I am way more American culturally, but I am just saying that I don't really believe in the Ismaili faith. I do attend prayer sometimes and do some cultural stuff like it's celebrations and such but I'm not really Ismaili per se.

why arent you christian if you dont believe in the muslim duty to hunt and kill the infidels and the sinners?

Ahmed you crazy. Go fuck some goats and calm down

FUCK YOUR IMAM
NOW WHAT CUNT?

You pay a tithe to a decadent Arab pervert and have to obey every word he says because he lies about being the descendant of a pedophiles daugher

LMAO at your stupid religion & life
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>No, no I am way more American culturally,
You cant be American without being Protestant

so basically tradition/identarianism. Ok, everybody needs that.

the problem is with IQ90 psychos who take religion seriously.

Jesus was the greatest Jew to ever live. He conquered you and still has you in chains. Beating you fucks like dogs for 2000+ years. Become skeptical of religion like Hitler was.

You'd might as well not even be a Muslim then
t. Shia

Sunnis say you are not Muslim

You obviously dont get America

Yoooo. Ismaili here too. /nizarimasterrace/ checking in

Wow, how did you learn so much about Ismailism?

I don't pay anything.

Also did you make that gif?

sure you can be accepted until your members start killing people, blowing shit up and trying to force the world to submit to your god. as long as your shit stays in your house, we're good.

Yo wtffffffff, do you still take the faith seriously?

just look at that sexy bitch

>No misogny
That was the one redeeming quality of Islam

I'd eat it if you cooked it right with shan masala

This is a Christian board. You have to be a protestant. Fuck off with your beheading, pedophilia, goat fucking and wife beating.

>inb4 yous gay doe
Being gay is a choice. I'm still a Christian.

Nah dude I don't think you get it. The tithe is really just optional. Nizari Ismailis pay it because of the AKDN and other such foundations managed by the Imam. Also check out the new building we made in Toronto.

I can tell you are a Sunni faggot Raghead cuck btw.

Nah just use it as a cover to roast islam.

If your entire identity is defined by being a muslim then you WILL place your customs and cultural rules above the laws of your nation.

Anyone who puts their religious identity above their nationality or other identity (i.e. their career or hobby) is dangerous.

And don't be fooled, the moderates pretend it's just part of their "heritage", but the moment you tell them to go against some dumb law in their book they clutch on to it like a child clutches a stuffed toy - they instantly snap and get really defensive of their supposedly irrelevant label.

Islam is a fucking plague and its people are literally brainwashed into never surrendering their religion even when they themselves don't even follow it any more. They'll drink, eat pork and never go to their meetings, but still get all pissy the moment you dare suggest it's the backward cult that it is.

Christians who turn atheists don't do this because they understand the simple concept of not owning something you don't represent, but muslims have some deep imbedded obsession with defending their shitty goatfucker cult.

Sure.

Literally all you have to do is MAGA and no one will bother you.

REMINDER:
Ismalis are the biggest cucks for Muslims, they produce material defending Sunni & Shia Jihadists and Islam generally as being a religion of peace, even though they are regarded as heretics deserving of death by nearly all other Muslims

Ismalies believe their leader, their Imam, possesses the light of God, and therefore he can make up and say anything, and everyone has to obey absolutely. There does not have to be any rationale or any consistentcy to the actions and mandated beliefs decreeded by the Imam of the Age, it is dogma only because he decrees it, and if he changes his mind in 5 minutes time, you have to change too.

Islamlies have to pay a substantial portion of their income as a tithe to their Imam, the Aga Khan, so he can buy racehorses and live a decadent pretending to be a British aristocrat.

LITERALLY A SCIENTOLOGY TIER RELIGION

took literally one post to turn into a jihadi.

>Hello I am a Ismaili Muslim. I hate niggers, cucks, spics, and all Muslims other than my own sect. I have the most modern liberal sect of Islam. No misogny, no hijabs, no hajj, etc.
Is this that "Real Islam" I've been hearing so much about for so long now?

Based. I'm a Nizari Ismaili who identifies as Canadian and only Canadian. Although I want to move to the USA since Jewdeau is turning this country away from old values. Also because USA more capitalist.

Also, thank fuck you're a protestant. I see so many socialist cucks catholics on here.

Are Shia Muslims less a threat to western civilization than Sunni Muslims? And if so, by how much?

>no misogyny

No sopport from me. That's the only thing you ragheads have going for you. That and killing fags.

Islam is wicked regardless of whichever sect you are from.

Dw. Both of us aren't religious at all. We use the religion criticize Islam in general. I'm a Canadian first and foremost. I yell at the Sunni Somali faggots in Toronto to take off hijab. Good thing story never makes new because I'm muslim.

>Protestant

Heretic.

LMAO DUDE
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Nice Taqiyya bro. The Ismali tithe is mandatory, you pay it because you have to obey the Imam of the Age because he has the light of Allah in him, and ot goes to pay the Aga Khans racehorses and lifestyle as a faux British aristocrat.

And don't you ever call me a filthy Muslim. Fuck your pedophile prophet, fuck his son-in-law, fuck his daughter, and fuck every cunt who pretends to be descendant from them.

>hates cucks, niggers and jews
That proves nothing, it's the same for Muslims in general. You will still get the rope Mehmet, sorry

You might as well not be Muslim to 90℅ of other Muslims

Nah. Its a much more moderate sect. Now before you yell TAQIYYA XDDD, obv the majority of muzzies are not moderate, but I will say, Nizari Ismailis are absolutely moderate, rich, and integrated. But yeah, true Islam, if defined by the Quran, Mohammad, and the average opinion of the Muslim world today, then yeah its evil. We Ismailis need to do more to roast other muslims. The general sentiment of any good standing country should put capitalism, national identity above all and have a general anti islam sentiment.

All religion is cancer including atheism

>Moderate Muslim

yeah no, we're not falling for this bullshit anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=4LBpmPXv1R4

I am culturally Protestant. I also want to move to the USA. Way more capitalist and based. I got my PAL when I was 18, and bought my first SKS as soon as I could with online biznisses i ran during uni. I hid it in my dorm and one time almost got caught. But yeah i agree Protestantism > Cathy licks socialists.

How are you so interested in such a small religious group?

Why did you take the time to learn about Ismalis if you aren't just a raghead sunni?

It is important to know all the heresies started when that demon spoke to that pedophile in that cave

St Michael will come for you all

I agree the tithe is a little fucked, but the amount of influence our community has gained as a result of the diplomatic ties the AK has is good. But you clearly are some Sunni Raghead or something, because you don't understand the mindset of our community, which isn't actually that devout.

Nah not really. Rules like that are lretty common throughout religions, and I think our sect is best defined by how people follow it today. Almost every nizari ismaili i know drinks, and eats pork.

I could only accept you tied up in my basement to suck my dick, cum in your ass and piss on your face whenever I felt like it.

ISMALIS ARE MASTER TAQIYYA
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

THEY SURVIVED AS HERETICS IN ISIS-LIKE LAND FOR 1000 YEARS BECAUSE THEY WERE SO GOOD AT CONCEALING THE TENANTS OF THEIR FAITH

TAQIYYA MASTERS

I know, but Ismailis are one of the smallest religious groups in the world. They have no relevance whatsoever. Just a cuck group getting scammed.

Do you study all groups of Islam or something?

Also what other groups do you study?

You can not be a christian without repentance. Stop LARPing my faith you fucking faggot. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Because people make video games about you and the Hashashins are used so much as a cultural trope, especially in connection with the Crusades and fall of the Knights Templar. Would have honestly read dozens of fictional and historical accounts of the Fatamids and Hashashins. Not a big leap from that to, oh they still exist? Oh their beliefs are rather strange? Oh lets read a bit more about them and their theology.

the more i learn about islam, the more sure i am that sunnis are the main problem.
shia, ibadi, ismaili, even weird heretics like the ahmadiyya and the alawites - none of them are as backwards and aggressive as the sunni cancer.

K dude you're acting like I'm offended by that stuff. If you're anti Muslim that's based, but its extremely autistic that you read the wiki article and assume that's what happens today. Do you honestly believe the Ismaili Revenue Services comes to my door amd demands I pay 1/8th of my income? Kek. Also yeah, a lot of his wealth is amassed because of the previous tithes from before, but he was able to grow the wealth from those tithes. Nowadays they are mainly used to upkeep the mosques we have and build really cool centers like the new museum at Wynford in Toronto, which has become a job creator for a lot of people in the city regardless of faith.

Nice pic. Saved.

Also you're correct mohammad was a pedophile.

>inb4 TAQIYYA

I don't blame you for thinking that, because the vast majority of muslims are retarded but there is a minority whois sick of their autism and use theur religion to justify attacking Islam without fear of being called islamophobic

>hate spics

Go back to your own continent, puto.

We're on to your game.

Yeah, because we didn't want to become sunni autists you fuck. We also had based assassins. Since then , we've evolved and become more moderate and integrate. But whatever man, call it off as taqiyya and keep reading that wiki article.

If you're not in your containment country I want you dead, no matter what flavor of shit you are.

Well would you rather have a subgroup who is based like Assad and who integrates and marries only with their own kind and calls for decrease in refugees, or would you prefer numale leftist whites who call for more, actual radical sunnis.

All "muslims" regardless of their sect, can die,.
Every man , woman and child who worships allah needs to be eradicated from this planet.

Go fucking die muslims trash

OP afraid of getting roasted himself and tries to shill his sect.

Don't worry OP, you will be one of the first to go.

The thing is, you're not that exciting or exotic IRL when you realise that Ismalis are just dumb as fuck peasants manipulated by a clique of Babs/gates/bohras/imams themselves to believe that their leader is an manifestation of God, and used by him to collect a tithe so as to fund his lifestyle as a pretend British aristocrat and race horses with everyother dopey Arab and underworld crim.

Not a bad achievement for an Indo-Persian fakir, but the same scam of any Eastern mystic who claims to be somehow God-like or possess a quality of God to bamboozle gullible Indians and Iranians.

Contact me, based muzzie...?

God equals Allah to me. But desu I dont actually believe any of the religious stuff and prefer Protestantism culturally. What if I identify as Canadian and not hyphen canadian? I only use my religion for networking and criticizing islam without fear of islamophobia

>SLIMY MUSLIM COMMUNITY

Neither.

First to go? You're stupid fucking country has high approval ratings for Merkel who is an apologetic whore who will let everybody walk and shit all over you stupid shits. Hope you like Sunni Sharia. BTFO

? I'm not OP and by no means am i shilling my sect (Nizari Ismailis). We aren't proselytizing, and if anything, only roast Sunnis and the majority of muslims (who are actually radical, not le peaceful majority meme).

No one here knows who merkel is you retarded goatfucker

>Ismailis just believe their imam will interpret the quran for them

So you are one extremist imam away from strapping a bomb to your chest.

Have you or your family ever paid Dasond?

Also you need to get your people under control. Your millenials are weak pathetic faggot krauts and your women (most) all are pro BBC and pro refugee. Why the fuck would you get rid of allies, who vote conservative?

You're right that most muslims have violent opinions and are by no means peaceful, but its retarded to get rid of legitimately based alawites and nizaris and ex muslims, who are the onyl people who can criticize Islam without getting raped by (((Merkel)))

Only when we go to mosque which is like twice a year now lol.

When I'm older I'll probably do it because AKDN stuff is pretty cool except for their pro refugee autism.

But no way im paying 1/8th of my income lol.

Don't deny you are taqiyya masters, or is that an example of your taqiyya mastery on display?

The only reason your heretical sect survived for 1000 years is because they were so good at lying and concealing your beliefs from other Muslims who would kill you for heresy. That also means everything you say as an Ismali about your faith also can not be trusted now.

Tell the truth, if the Imam of the Age, Aga Khan or his successor, decreeded that Ismalis had to be like normal Sunni Muslims (which has happened in the past, to avoid persecution), and start jihading and attacking kaffirs, you would be obliged to obey, because he has the light of God in him and is a successor to Ali, correct?

The same as if the Imam of the Age decreed that all Ismalis has to sign up for scientology courses. Or ifnhe decreeded that this year youd have to pay a 90% tithe, maybe because the price of racehorse hay went up, or for no reason other than he is the Imam of the Age and you are obliged to obey him.

Can't you see it's just a personality cult? Your religion is nothing more than slavish loyalty to the whims of one man purporting to be God (or rather have a quality of God within him)? You're not an Iranian or Indian peasant any more, you should know better.

No you don't. Ismalis are the biggest cucks for Muslims generally. The Aga Khan produces loads of educational material that presents all Islam as a religion of peace.

Rick Perry bought your Islam is peace meme in Texas and got caught out. Ismalis provide the propaganda taqiyya to enable Sunni and Shia radicals. Nothing you do is based.

>Here is the Aga Khan/Rick Perry curriculum: Scrubbed from the web, cache scrubbed from Google Search
jihadwatch.org/2011/08/here-is-the-aga-khanrick-perry-curriculum-scrubbed-from-the-web-cache-scrubbed-from-google-search

What should happen to apostates?

What do you do?

Business owners?

Eh, American is a jewish country hence you do not belong.

Yes exactly. It's worse than that, the Ismali Imam has the light of Allah in him, so anything at all he decrees has to be obeyed by them.

If he turns radical, if he turns scientologist, if he turns transexual advocate, they all have to obey him absolutely.

Ismaili genocide and exodus best day of my life.

Aur wapis tere jese tattay jaa hi nahi sakte, kafir bhenchod

They should be celebrated as heroes.

>No mysoginy
I mean, you're fine with me but probably not with the rest of Sup Forums :D

Found the Muzzie.

No. At the end of the day you still are Shitskin Muslim.

The religion has evolved a lot now. We're richer than those raghead fucks so Now we turn the tables. Taqiyya had usefulness in the past, because without it, you would have a lot more Sunnis, which believe me, you wouldn't want. There have been concerns of the past in giving the Imam the tithe, and I agree it was retarded to do that in the past, but today few people pay it, its voluntary, and the Imam only uses it for the foundations and upkeep of our facilities.

I know you think I'm lying to you or whatever, but you're retarded if you think the sect would become some low IQ ISIS clone if the Imam decreed it. Maybe one of those poorfag Afghani ismailis, but the guy wouldn't say it in the first place. The Imam really only gives farmans for people to get guidance from, but people dont always listen. Most Nizari ismailis drink alc and eat bacon. And that goes against what has been decreed by the imam. But I guess we're just pulling taqiyya on our imam kek.

Ismailism supports Jihad and Sharia.

Don't believe the mudfuck lies.

They should get their dicks sucked by 72 virgins

>Why the fuck would you get rid of allies, who vote conservative?

Reminds me of the rhetoric of the cuckservatives in the US.
>H-hey, destroy your nation by letting these foreigners in because they might vote conservative. They're catholic and family oriented, si.

Just fuck off with that nonsense. If we have to exterminate half of our population to rid ourselves from leftists, then so be it but that doesn't mean that we have to or should deal with shitskins like you.

Nah im studying rn. Engineering but plan to go into biz. My family isn't rich, but I personally have made a few passive income streams which have been successful.

>Nihilist