So I went to see this movie last night. And here's what I have came up with in regards to the film
>gay sulu wasn't as forced as I thought it was. It shows up for a total of 20 seconds in the film >the real propaganda was the typical stronk womyn bullshit >alien lady saves Scottie from his alien captors and asks him what the badge on his shirt was for, he then explains it means he's in star fleet and he's an engineer >Scottie then begins to explain what engineering is to the alien lady, but then she says she knows what it is because "muh female engineer" >alien lady is basically secondary protag of film and pulls of typical stronk womyn shit
Other than that I couldn't find anything else with the film. What do other Sup Forumsacks think?
Joshua Carter
Dead franchise, won't get a penny from me.
Justin Myers
The first movie was awesome because of muh nostalgia.
But they already fucked the franchise by the second film, when Khan created a teleport device that could leap through the galaxy.
THat alone should be enough to make the use of spacecraft obsolete overnight.
Why take a starship if you can teleport to the place you want in an instant???
Also lens flares. Lens flares every fucking where.
Mason Sullivan
sure all those things i can handle, but what i do not understand is why the hell would anyone build a space station and have only ONE climate regulator??? thats seriously messed up, what happens when there is a malfunction? why route that much power to one single location instead of having multiple? star cuck is a dead franchise and has been dead since wrath of khan
Andrew Cooper
Captain Janeway is my favorite captain
Mason Lee
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! DEEP SPACE 9!
Xavier Diaz
I thought it was easily the best of the 3
only thing that pissed me off is when they tried to go to warp with the deflector dish all smashed to fuck
that would have killed everyone onboard if they had been able to actually do it since the deflector dish creates a sort of bowshock to repel any tiny grains of space dust that would otherwise rip through the ship and kill people
Still was stupid that Sulu was gay after GEORGE FUCKING TAKEI said that it would be disrespectful to the character he had basically breathed life into as his life's work but I'm glad it was such a brief thing that if you dropped your phone at the right moment and bent down to get it, you would have missed it.
Landon Parker
Dubs of truth. Janeway confirmed as best captain ever.
Carson Lee
>"muh female engineer" And you know, 10-15 odd years of fixing a Space Ship and setting up holocloaks.
Worst part of the film was the doomsday weapon was lackluster as shit. It could barely kill a single person in over a minute and didn't even seem to be expanding beyond uncomfortable fart range.
Also the fact they shot out the fucking viewport on the BRIDGE of an interstellar SPACE SHIP with 2 shots from a random pistol.
Not like that should be thick or resistant to impact given it is the only thing keeping space death from the command center of the entire vessel.
Evan Sanders
yeah but it was a really big climate regulator
and you're a fag for not liking TNG/DS9
Kayden Edwards
well good for you guys, cause I have it on a pretty good authority the Captain in Star Trek Discovery is gonna also be a wimmens
Dylan Lee
It was the size of a quaint condo.
Also how does that regulate the flow of air to the equivalent of a Death Star and not have so much pressure flowing through it that it didn't vaporize them the moment they stepped inside?
There were so many lazy asspulls in this film. I like star trek and know it is famous for asspulls but this was pathetically stupid in so many places.
Chase Phillips
I literally can't watch Voyager because of her, her voice is horrible
Jose Moore
Lel, that's another ruined movie then.
Gabriel Thomas
>tried to go to warp with the deflector dish all smashed to fuck This alone makes me not want to see it. Who the fuck signs off on this shit? Would the masses really not watch a Star Trek movie that makes any goddamn sense?
Owen Scott
>woman who lived on a starship her whole life knows what "engineer" means >SHILL SHILL STRONK WOMYN FEMINIST PROPAGANDA REEEEEE IT'S THE JEWS
I love you people.
Caleb James
you are talking about an organization that makes it regulation to have secondary backups for damn near everything....(which is canon ds9) but it only has one life support system? is that what that movie is saying?
Thomas Martin
How do you feel knowing that, that voice now accompanies this face?
Carson Gutierrez
her decisions were too "by the book" and it always worked out because of it. every time. it pissed me off. she made no real judgement calls, always prime directive says...
Nathan Garcia
Never watched that show either
Joseph Young
Yeah there were a few times when she could of gotten them home super quick but "muh prime directive"
Also pissed me off a bit
Matthew Thomas
The TNG cast was 10x better, I can't downgrade that much
Ryder Ward
Definitely the worst of the 3 new ones, bullshit faggotry and stronk womyn aside.
Shit plot, mediocre dialogue, boring villain whose motivation was vague.
Pretty disappointed cause I like Star Trek. Justin Lin is incapable of making actual quality movies
Dylan Martinez
>Star Trek this belongs in the 20th century.
Charles Cooper
The entire point of the original series is to show a world that is multicultural doing well.
They even have an alien on board because they're so progressive.
I love the show but you can't deny the obvious leftest push in it.
Same thing with M*A*S*H, it's a great show. I love it, especially the version without the laugh track to it. But there are obvious moments when it's just pushing the left's agenda. Like whenever they're going somewhere and Major Frank Burns brings a gun all of them are shocked that one of the doctors thought it would be a good idea to have a gun in a war zone.
William Allen
Based
Connor Clark
Best captain coming through
Cameron Sanchez
>watching nu-trek
Josiah Butler
100% truth yet shatter was never afraid to slap a bitch who was getting out of hand
Nolan Sullivan
And he took his mission to go where no man has gone before a little farther than just exploring the galaxy
Jayden Perez
>So I went to see this movie
degenerate.
Carter Thomas
>he did something I'm too autistic and antisocial to do, so I must call him a degenerate
Thomas Myers
>Other than that I couldn't find anything else with the film.
You're fucking blind or a nigger, nigger being a key word.
Ryder Evans
>giving money to jews >austistic, antisocial
oy vey
Joshua Anderson
Explain what I missed, Mr Angry McFuckFace?
Thanks for confirming you're an autist.
James Smith
Star Trek is nothing but Jar Jar pushing multiculturalism down your throat.
Jar Jar is the very definition of talentless hack.
Charles Ward
Simon Pegg co-wrote it and the trailer had Beastie Boys so it can't be that bad. AFAIK Pegg hasn't been cucked.
Jordan Rodriguez
Movie honestly had a shit plot Seriously the captain was butthurt about moving into a peacetime job so he's going to kill millions of people with a deus ex machina plot device? Fuck right off at least the admiral from the second had a good motive.
Owen Foster
I liked it desu. I've honestly liked most of JewJew Abrahms movies. He's a good film maker.
I also enjoy when there is a qt 3.14 lead character
Joseph Barnes
>gay Sulu Wait, what?
Nathan Jackson
The transport device was canon technology from DS9's mirror universe
Jayden Hughes
>normies have ruined geek (lack of better term) culture forever >we will never have good female characters again >we will never have good nonwhite characters again >we will never have interesting villains again >everything either pushes lefty politics or does nothing artistic at all
Just kill me
Evan Williams
yeah sulu has a husband honestly not a big thing at all because its a 5 second thing and sulu doesn't actually say he's gay at all.
Anthony Gomez
Same. I fucking got tears in my eyes when they got back to Earth.
Fuck that bald pretentious fuck, blind nigger and his autistic robot.
Jonathan Morales
Never watched DS9 desu senpai. But still, if an overkill technology like that existed, it would render the fleet useless.
I dont understand how the writers didnt saw that comming.
Gavin Morris
To use a teleporter, wouldn't you need to know your destination? The whole point of star trek was to discover new places and shit. The teleporter would be good for interplanetary travel within the Federation, but it would be worthless for pioneering.
Michael Baker
>in the future, humanity dont have telescopes Typical pilot device that was made to cut corners, but writers didnt got a good think if that would fit the universe.
Gavin Young
It was relatively limited to the amount of matter that could be transferred but the mirror universe version could facilitate interdimensional transport and return just by mashing a button on a handheld device and The Dominion's transporter could be use to transport individuals from one quadrant of the galaxy to another. Neither were used more than a few occasions because, like you noted, it is a totally broken plot device
David Peterson
It was ether space dust or ten thousand assholes crashing into them, it wasn't a hard choice to chance a tiny warp jump. Plus the deflector is a passive messure, as long as 1 shield generator worked they would be fine.
It was actually pretty good, and included gobs of enterprise tv series canon, and somehow managed not to violate any of it, we can no doubt thank pegg for that. My only real complaint, and I don't know if it was the theater or what, but I couldn't hear the fucking dialog at all, the action and music drowns out 2/3 of it.
Xavier King
First one was bretty good because it was just a generic action movie with star trek flavor. They dun goofed after that.
Brayden Gonzalez
Ya, kahns transporter was basicly iconian gateway tier.
Mason Cruz
>20 useless seconds of gay sulu Served no purpose
All your other points I agree with, but Sulu was definitely forced
Jordan Harris
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