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Anakin is a top tier slutfu
How was Bloodline, you guys?
So how about that new Han Solo?
Is that the actor they're thinking about using?
I'll be honest, as a Han Solo fan, this movie sounds like a bad idea. I'm kinda hype for Rogue One, but as for the other anthology movies I'm very lukewarm about them. Heck, Josh Trank was supposedly in negotiations to direct one, before his breakdown and subsequent removal from it.
They just confirmed he's the one playing young Han. And yeah the movie does seem like a bad idea.
I'm keen for a Ewan McGregor Obi-wan movie but that's it.
I wouldn't mind it being animated with that one Harrison Ford look-alike guy's voice. But a live action? nah
That one could be OK because the filmmakers can get Ewan McGregor for it, you're right about that.
WHY? WHY DO THEY DO THIS? NO ONE WANTS THIS
This is what Star Wars is now. You wanted this.
Now shut up and eat your lemons.
NO
He looks nothing like Harrison Ford but he was 10/10 in Hail Caesar and Stoker.
I'm interested at least, and considering the idea of a Young Han movie sounded like the worst fucking thing in the universe that's a hell of a lot better then I was expecting.
Han Solo movie is going to suck. His character is literally handsome rogue. Alden is 1.76 m, he's a fucking manlet and couldn't ever be taken seriously. HF is 1.85 m and was handsome as fuck when he was younger. No homo
user, I'm sensing some pent up lust for the Ford
A little makeup and hair dye and Pratt might be able to pull it off.
>user, I'm sensing some pent up lust for the Ford
N-NO HOMOSEXUAL LUST. Seriously though, I think Disney don't understand something fundamental about Star Wars. Leia looked good. Luke looked good, even the old hermit looks more like some classic grandfather type and chill as fuck, and the villains all look like villains. We went from Harrison Ford, to Hayden, to this, pic related.
>pic related.
She's a cute gal, what's your problem? She's not uglier than the rest of the cast who all look normal/bland/not obviously ugly to me.
That's harsh man. You haven't seen her audition. Just cause she don't tingle your dingle doesn't mean you have to compare her to top tier boys
>cute
No.>You haven't seen her audition.
Because her role in college humor is such an example of great acting. Mmmm-hmmm. I'm just saying, in a space opera character should look great. No short fat asians.
oh man, will she play an alien?
Only your acting complaint can be taken seriously, but if you can't acknowledge that your idea of good-looking is pretty narrow there's not much to discuss.
And her jaw and face is pretty wide, but that doesn't have to coincide with fatness.
I don't think so. Isn't she rumored to be Finn's love interest? >but if you can't acknowledge that your idea of good-looking is pretty narrow there's not much to discuss.
Not sure what you mean by this. I'm saying she's ugly and it doesn't fit for a space opera. At least Daisy was tall enough to be taken seriously so to speak.
>And her jaw and face is pretty wide, but that doesn't have to coincide with fatness.
She looks pretty chubby to me and they're already filming, aren't they? I just don't get why they didn't get a cute asian because that's what asians would want to see, right?
>A little makeup and hair dye and Pratt might be able to pull it off.
Except Pratt's older than when Ford first played Han. This Han Solo movie is supposed to be a younger version.
>I just don't get why they didn't get a cute asian
A cute asian like that typically can't act very well. Nor can they speak english well either.
>I think Disney don't understand something fundamental about Star Wars.
Yeah they do - people want predictable nonsense that that numbs their brain for 90 minutes.
You want art? Go somewhere else. You want a toy commercial, Disney's got you senpai
There's beauty beyond kawaiiii, Sup Forumsnon, and just because she doesn't fit your idea how people in a space opera should look like doesn't mean she can't be there.
And a fat asian can typically act?
They're more likely to. They have to compensate something for their lack of good looks.
>They have to compensate something for their lack of good looks.
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> an actor doesn't fit my beauty standards they shouldn't be there
Looks is part of the job, so yes.
I said your standards. Yours. You don't represent everyone you fucknut.
keep telling that yourself, landwhale
And this is why you see short fat asians in the modeling industry all the time.
Modelling =/= acting
So is all the BBW porn out there a fever dream then?
>Modelling =/= acting
There's no difference, retard.
So someone who looks great but has no acting ability should get a lead role on a triple A film?
Yes, if the alternative is someone who looks hideous with no acting ability.
Acting isn't even hard, user. Especially in a Star Wars movie. It's not fucking Hamlet. Based on her criteria so far
>She's chubby
>short
>can't act
>ugly
Again, tastes prefer but she's a terrible choice
So what happens if you have two supermodels and one is a better actor than the other?
Hollywood figured this out a long time ago. Whoever has sex with you.
It's still a skill, and you still need people who can act at a reasonable level of skill unless you want a cast of Keanu Reeveses.
If this girl can't act, then yeah she's a terrible choice. But she's also not too ugly to be cast for a role. Meissa McCarthy is pretty much the exact opposite of Hollywood beauty and she gets plenty of work.
___________ Fair enough _____________
it's probably not worth it discussing a girl with 5 minutes of screentime desu senpaitachi
>But she's also not too ugly to be cast for a role.
Yes, it's just my opinion and I do admit my standards are unrealstically high but there's a reason why I love Star Wars. Deep writing? Eh, the movies were great. But seeing Leia in a slave outfit rocked my world when I was a kid. I want more sexy Twi'Leks.
>Meissa McCarthy is pretty much the exact opposite of Hollywood beauty and she gets plenty of work.
Well, sure. They still need to cast various people and there's tons of movies where you don't need beautiful people. My original point was space opera = sexy characters. >it's probably not worth it discussing a girl with 5 minutes of screentime desu senpaitachi
/swco/
> seeing Leia in a slave outfit rocked my world when I was a kid. I want more sexy Twi'Leks.
Get Skyrim, get mods, get ENB and take lots of screenshots to fap to, because that's the only way you'll get a body with the proportions you consider sexy in the poses you enjoy.
Implying I'm not Palpy and I'm having a coke party with sixteen sexy Twi'Leks, 4 of them underage. Checkmate, user.
Alcohol is the only acceptable drug, coke will burn through your midichlorians my apprentice.
Why is Anakin such a slut?
It was pretty good, but I'm just saddened that Leia lost nearly everything she worked so hard to accomplish. Fuck the New Republic, they're just as retarded as the old one, but got that way quicker.
>What are they going to do? Build another Death Star? - The New Republic
You're joking right?
He's like the only person in Star Wars that isn't.
I just wonder how she's going to be in Episode 8, will the remaining bit of the NR see her as a savior or will they try and fuck her over again?
I'm not looking forward to more Carrie Fisher to be honest
It could go either way. I should hope her arc shows with how she deals with the remnants of the Senate and how(if) she can finally convince the Republic to rally together and defend themselves from what is now a very obvious threat. We've seen her as a freedom fighter for four movies now. I want to see how she fares on the galactic political stage on screen for a change.
>Carrie Fisher
She was good in the OT but let's be honest, she's done a lot of drugs and are basically senile at this point. Her playing freaking Leia now is pretty hard for her.
Well, according to MSW leaks, she is going to be in a coma for most of the movie.
EZ PAYCHECKS
I'm not worried about the Han movie. It's a horrible idea, but the directors are Lord and Miller and somehow they are able to turn every bad idea into a good movie.
If they are going to make it either way those are the directors that could make it good
Should've been animated.
Should've cast Ingruber.
I wish Anakin had been a slut. He should have been stringing Leia and Ahsoka along the whole time. It's unlikely that somebody so reckless, narcissistic, emotional, arrogant, insecure and selfish wold be satisfied with monogamy.
Should've been animated Ingruber
>Leia
I'm not sure if that was an accident or not
>ywn be a slut in Anakin's harem
Meant Padme but whatever, all princesses look alike t'me.
You could see her struggling to take such masterfully written lines such as "it was SNOKE!" seriously.
Fuck that. Skywalker's are for pure loving, cuddling and hand holding .
Amidala and Organa are sluts.
I dunno about a full blown harem but having a wandering dick is the definitive flaw of great and powerful men, it could have helped paint him as something of a scumbag to ease the jump between angsty teen and full-blown child massacre-ist.
I mean, fuck, if you can't stay true to the Jedi Code, why limit yourself to one waifu? Seems a little arbitrary to not remain faithful to the oaths of the Order but remain true to the oaths of matrimony. Fuck it, you're Anakin Skywalker, you're the chosen one. Maybe you just have more love than most people, who's to tell you you can't love who you want? What right do they have?
You wanna fuck your wife? Go ahead. You wanna fuck your Padawan? Be my guest. You wanna fuck the cat slave queen? She seems game. You wanna fuck that bald Sith lady? Why the fuck not, you're Anakin Goddamn Skywalker.
>hand holding .
lewd
pure sluts
...
It's called love user, and the fact that Ani always wanted to have a family, not a harem.
So what's the average age of a droid and how old can they get?
I always thought R2D2 was considered old as balls, but apparently this fucker is 1000 years old.
Obviously battle droids have shorter lifespans but whatever.
I've always thought that they should have made Anakin have a thing with Ahsoka during TCW to show him slowly becoming an asshole. That would actually have been a great twist to the series if you found out that Anakin was going behind Padme's back and messing with Ahsoka during the Clone Wars.
I don't think there's something like an average for droids as a whole; you could gauge the different categories of droids though, I think, but even excluding the Cat 4 (military) it entirely depends on their owner and upwards compatibility and/or ability to keep themselves running.
Then again, physical age is quite meaningless to a droid, isn't it? You can swap out any part of your body or download your memorybase into a new, as long as you got something to download.
> pedophiles thinking their fetish is good storytelling
TCW Ahsoka is not for sexual
Probably depends on manufacturer, type, quality, etc
Just like real tech
Droids wouldn't really have lifespans per se. In theory any droid could probably last for ages if it was properly maintained.
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Weekly Pablo tweets.
This. And also in general owner care. Which isn't likely to be great since droids are as disposable as your average cell-phone or whatever.
>TCW Ahsoka is not for sexual
You keep telling yourself that.
Are you implying you wouldn't lay your head on Harrison Ford's chest after a long day, like bros.
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That's pretty pessimistic bro
Fuck you too, user.
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I think it works if Anakin honestly feels something for Ahsoka. As if in Anakin's arrogance, he genuinely feels that he's capable of managing multiple relationships without anything going wrong and leading Ahsoka astray, taking her perilously close to the Dark side as he's starting to slip.
You aren't wrong
B-but the music is 100% TRUE and HONEST proof that Snoke is Plagueis!
PABLO MUST BE LYING!
>mfw
still died
I think you should both be thankful for what we still have
Yeah, that's why he's making a grumpy face.
Dummy.
Sorry Hego, you kinda fucked that one up as well.
> muun language is a mixture of "uhm" and "eh" sounds similar to binary
That fact made sense till I saw these posts and remembered how much syllables you actually need for short messages