Why did she want him so bad when she only just met him?
Even going so far as to chase after him when he escaped when he never expressed any real feelings for her. Shouldn't it have been the other way around, the dwarf trying to get with the unobtainable elf? Instead she was literally lowering her standards and moving heaven and earth just to see this dwarflet again.
Like she was obsessed.
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because hollywood producers and guillermo del toro fucked this movie, peter jackson fucked up but he was pretty much destined to fuck up with what he was given. this shit reeks of producers raping a script.
The jews had to find a way to push interracial breeding and this is what they decided
The real question is why didn't Galadriel riverdance in The Hobbit?
patriarchy enforcing stupid tropes like women needing to obssess over random white men
>Why did she want him so bad
She was written that way.
she was female and horny
have you never interacted with girls, OP?
This
Daddy issues/teenage rebellion.
>teenage
kek. Do people who bitch and say "Sup Forums, pleas leave," to that really not sometimes find that shit funny.
>teenage
picture is me
Why didn't they have Tauriel being bred by a strong black Uruk?
Because it was real
that meme is so bad it must be from 9gag
Because it was real
God damn it
newfag
>Watching THAT MY BOY IS THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG IN IMAX 3D™ on ITV the other day
>The handjob scene happens
>Try not to break down in front of my family
Because it was shoe horned kike race mixing propaganda that wasn't in the books
>caring about LOTR and Hobbit characters that are not Gimli, Sam, Gollum, Gandalf, Saruman, Viggo Mortensen, Grimtongue, Sauron or the Ents
Sure is pleb in here
well meme'd
This
>>The handjob scene happens
???
>Doesn't even know the origin of it
>He's only been on Sup Forums for less than a year
most epic of memes
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When she gives him the healing touch and they keep cutting back and forth between his sweaty face and her looking into his eyes with a weird glowing light. It's suggestive.
your strawmen doesnt make your shitty maymay any better. but I bet you can get some upvotes on le reddit
Why would I go where you came from?
Even manlets with good looking faces get pussy.
oh that's hot
you think she gave him a ruined orgasm like Sasha Foxxx?
nice now I can't unsee that
god damn it
>It's suggestive.
It's suggestive that he finds her rather radiant and attractive, but nothing more. Get your head out of the gutter.
Because they thought it was better to make the main antagonist white.
Supposed to be forbidden love crap. Dwarves and Elves hate each other which makes it all the more erotic.
At least the dwarf stuff looked badass.
>he doesn't imagine radiate women giving him handjobs
I can, but that's not what's being suggested.
we never saw the mattocks though, and Tolkien described them as having mostly mail, soem kind of mail trousers and round shields and short swords.