Be Chinese

>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

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>b-b-but muh gdp growth

That sounds about right.

Sidewalk Sinkhole is my favorite one

>Libertarians will support this

>no reference to gutter oil fried kitty cat

fucking casual

It's sad that father has to do that. China need to tighten up.

And
>eaten with a side of plastic shavings sold as rice

>posting the gif version

I'm surprised all this shit goes on because they can just kill the people responsible and scare everyone else.

empty cities, no residence allowed.

that's only if they work overtime

This triggers the pisskinned stinky chinky

Why does everyone insist that China is some huge threat to American hegemony when they can't even build an elevator that works?
Their entire culture is based around cheating and stealing. In the event of a war half of their planes would probably fall out of the sky and all their weapons would jam.

They don't kill people for "accidents".
Only when it's "intentional".

The difference is, of course, whether the inspector gets his bribe or not.

Anyone ever notice asains don't really seem to love their kids, at least not in the same way white people do? I never seen asains really playing with their kids or showing them affection. They're like tools to them.

I'm honestly totally surprised their nation hasn't fallen apart yet.

I can only imagine that the bribing, cheating, and stealing is so rampant that it's all actually keeping itself together in order to continue to the bribing, cheating, and stealing.

None of those things happened in my year in China. But did have a good one.
>coming home from gym, get off at Xizhimen
>walking to my transfer line i see something on the other side of the barrier
>9 chinese people standing in a group looking at a woman on the ground having a seizure in a pile of blood
>throw off my backpack, slide under the barrier and start giving her first aid. Get ready to turn her on her side and look for where shes bleeding, her head.
>start shouting orders to the onlookers, you call an ambulance, you get me paper towels, you get the train staff, you search her phone and message her friend, you help me.
>treat her until paramedics arrive, get her friends number and find out she was doing fine and recovered well.
I honestly think they would have let her have a seizure on the ground and walk by to go on with their day. They need a white to give them orders.

If white people loved their kids they wouldnt have 80 % divorce rate.

Are you a chink Canadian?

Quality thread Mein Fuhrer, good job.

That's because China is more libertarian than the US. In the US the guy responsible would have to pay a fine.

was she hot

Investments

>Anyone ever notice asains don't really seem to love their kids
Pretty sure all the asians I've ever met loved their kids more than american parents love their kids.
Note: giving in to your kid's every demand is not the same as loving them.

You forgot about the poisonous air, food adulterated with sewage, crime syndicates, government secret police, gridlock...

>be Scottish
>wake up for tea
>power is shut down cause there's no wind
>use coal oven instead
>can't use car because of carbon tax
>barely avoid getting fined for breathing too much
>narrowly dodge a bin lorry that rolls over a street of glaswegians
>finally make it to desert
>have a heart attack
>10 government officials have to accompany the ambulance
>none of the hospital equipment works killing hundreds
>staff mixes documents up, get kicked out of the hospital
>sigh with relief
>get sent to prison for exhaling too much carbon

What you call "bribing, cheating, and stealing" I would call it a libertarian paradise. It's the same thing as with the West, just with different terminologies.

you can get sued in china for helping (even first aid and cpr) thats why most people dont help

White student studied ching chong.
No, but she invited me out for dinner later with her boyfriend. Good people, didnt sue me

excellent

Cucked

this is hardly sexual

im so glad I don't live in china

Explain

We beat our kid with stick as thick as one's arm, we force them to lean fucking Piano just so parents can show off when talking to neighbors/friends/relatives, we think our children are expendable/replaceable.
After all, if you "accidently" kill one, you still got 9 more and that is one less mouth to feed.

Right to suicide

>be German
>destroy Europe for good this time by flooding Europe with middle east people
>happenings every 2nd day

Get rekt

China is the future of humankind, whether you like it or not.

in china there are laws if you help them you pay for their medical bills so it is better to let them die on their own

Libertarians are against mega corporations. Pic related.

>Scotland
>no wind
Nice joke mate

You would know, wouldn't you chang

How would you stop them?
You can't regulate corporation in Liberterianism.

Has anyone seen someone doing this any where but china? It happened over there, but we all heard about it. No one wants to get fucking ground up by gears.

They can't live in the buildings because they will just tip over

Do any of you tards have that webm of the escalator killing a woman with her child? I thought that was bloodcurdling in nature.

"""""humankind""""""

chugging down salamander piss for breakfast before going to your 18 hour workday in the iPhone factory.

future looks bright indeed (well, apart from the perma smog)

At least China looks pretty cool.

They would still rather play this game than take stairs?

>implying this is anything compared to the everyday dangers of nature for pre-technology humans

i can't click play on that elevator gif/webmd

i feel like something bad will happen to the boy.

Nothing happens

matter of fact, yes. but since you call me a tard, you can now officially get fukt

it's a vid of people taking precautions, no one dies

Na, it is their fearful reaction to a mother getting ate up by one a while back.

The cities are a lot smoggier than that, they have to photoshop everything to get rid of the haze or wait till it rains to get clear shots.

The webm is just a series of people testing the ground before stepping off.
Nothing bad happens, it's just sad.

CPR is brutal, and breaks ribs. In China they could sue you for that damage you caused.

Also, of you hit someone with a car and the get disabled, you have to pay for their medica lexpenses for life. So they will often put it in reverse and run you over again to make sure you die. The penalty for manslaughter is much less.

Yes, you can. Libertarianism is what we had from 1776 until the early years of the 20th century.

You're confusing libertarianism with anarchism; they're not the same thing, at all.

Anyone know the story behind those clips of people igniting manholes and causing explosions?

Life in turn of the century european cities was pretty fucking awful too. Your lives are all better for it now, though.

Don't listen to these sick fucks. They're just trying to get you to watch some fucked up shit. Those webms are disgusting.

Source? Or some article. Sounds like a meme to me

Oh, another ignorant retard.

Just look back at Europe, the rain in Germany was acid and black.

You are quite shortsighted even though you have such big eyes.

Quite ironic

Aren't you aware we are the year 2016 and gdp is everything? Even if the economy is actually shit as long as the gdp grows everything is going according to plan.

Have you been to China? It's a shithole.

How did china become so shit? I mean they have a fuck ton of people. Not just any kind of people, smart ones. Asians are inherently smarter on average. Isnt their military not to be reckoned with that many people?

Or is it that they never expanded outside of their country and conquered like the whites did? Could their desire to stay within their natural borders from the beginning caused this?

Shouldent China be a superpower with technology and industry leagues beyond any one else? How did China become so stupid?

Like if you have 100 europeans and americans versus 10000 chinese, there is no way we could win against those odds.

We could have build such a place.
But kikes..

Guangzhou is pretty cool.

They're more conservative about it and one reason to have kids is to send them to work.

>live in first world country
>call an escalator an elevator

you people are so fucking retarded

Our malls use chinkvators as well. I've seen flimsy covers with my own eyes...

No it isn't.

It's a toxic, police state shit hole that has exhausted all of their growth options. They've got enough momentum to keep it going for a few years, like the late era Soviet Union, but the mafia in charge are going to cling on too long and a Russia-in-the-90s scenario is looking inevitable now.

There's a reason that all their rich people stash their loot and have their kids educated in the West.

>cause

I think you mean because you autistic faggot.

if anything they love their kids too much.

>Libertarianism is what we had from 1776 until the early years of the 20th century.
Yeah because that was sooooo great.

It's like having a little dog and saying "See, it's totally fine if I don't train it or anything. Sure it barks and nips, but it can't hurt anyone so its fine".
Now you have a big dog. The rules change.

oh, you're a chinese

ein loempia bitte

They are also made of cardboard
youtube.com/watch?v=iEF8OAITB-E

Just take the fucking stairs. No amount of money would get me on a chinese escalator

K another one
>at club with international students
>being a fucking leaf and chatting up female leaf
>sorry user, gotta go to the bathroom. 5 minutes pass
>female leaf approaches me, says theres a chinese girl in the bathroom laying next to her puke
>go in with her, pick up the corpse of a woman and try to find her friends and take her outside.
>she latches her body around me ala OoT redead
>keeps trying to kiss me while me and the chick leaf are bringing her through the crowd.
>when female leaf isnt looking she starts grinding on me while im holding her and kisses me. but soon stop her as the smell of vomit is all too obvious even in my drunken stupor
>"come on. I let you fuck me"
>go to doors to go outside, leaf is behind me
>4 security guys get up in my face, take her off of me and are shoving and making accusations. I didnt even rape her lol
>female leaf saves me by saying we are helping her. Sounds better coming from a girl than big white guy
>decide its not their problem and let me carry her again until her rich guy friend starts screaming at me.
>"just enjoy your night" as they tell him to fuck off with her.
The leaf turned out to be an sjw, should have gone with the redead.

>Implying the stairs isn't made by chink.

>loempia

Sorry, I only offer brown dicks for locals.

It's quite the bestseller.

>Asians are inherently smarter on average
No, they really aren't. Their work ethic is just better; largely because of punishment based encouragement.

>asian waifu faints in the distance
>i teleport over to her, catching her before she hits the ground
>immediately give tactical orders to the surrounding gooks
>weeks my furry zombie prepper LARPING has prepared me for this
>she grasps on to my puka shell necklace
>"t-tthannkk y-ouu user"
>nothing personnel

as the other anons said, it doesn't look like that. The air is unbreathable.
Chinks actually buy Jared air from England for $$$ so they can be reminded of what breathable air is like.

It's a massive socialist state, it by definition is the opposite of a libertarian paradise.

>Asians are inherently smarter on average

this is false. you talk like a faggot and your shit's all retarded. the asians that make it to the west are smarter on average. did you ever for a second think why they might not represent the population they left behind?

come on now, use your fucking brain. even if you are too lazy to go look up the statistics, just look at their fucking countries, geniuses don't make that

...

Can second this. I hope they enjoy their bans.

kek. thanks guy. i'll just skip it for now.

>itily
not even once

>a fuck ton of people
Lots of stupid farmers...

>Asians are inherently smarter on average.
Obviously untrue

>Isnt their military not to be reckoned with that many people?
Yes, their neighbours have to take them seriously.

>they never expanded outside of their country
They have been expanding for milennia. Mongols, Hui Muslims, Tibetans, Uighurs... they are not Chinese.

>desire to stay within their natural borders
see above

>How did China become so stupid
Mao and Communism.

>Like if you have 100 europeans and americans versus 10000 chinese
Well that's an inappropriate scale. There are at most 3 times as many Chinese as Europeans/Americans. Probably more like 2... because they lie all the time and there's no reason to suspect that their population statistics aren't also lies.
So it's 100 Euros vs 300 Chinese... and the Euros would and do win.

That's nothing. Try a North Korean elevator.

It's depressing more so than anything.
Also good ammo for encounters with libertarians.

It's the remnants of ancestor worship.
That's what does it.
It's the whole "If you're not my family, then you're just something I can exploit" mentality.
It became especially prevalent after Mao's disastrous reforms.
15+ million people dead.
Then the Cultural Revolution that turned everyone against each other

You can go back even further. You can find ancient cheating devices for state exams.

This is going to sound crazy, but the answer is religion.
The West has had a culture for centuries of "Do the right thing, even if no one is looking, because God is watching".
Even as the West has become less religious, we've kept the first part.

Regular occurance in China. With over a billion people, this kind of stuff is expected.

>The twigs they used to hold that building on the ground

KEK

How do you explain all their technological breakthroughs?

That is beside the point. I am talking about why their country seems to be in shambles. What caused this? They have an intimidating amount of people. People that can become soldiers, people that can man military equipment and outnumber us 100 to 1 easily. Do they not realize that they can easily sweep the nation due to their sheer numbers alone?

The western nations tend to get the smarter asians fleeing that shithole of a homeland. The dumber and poorer ones don't have that luxury.

Since only the above average and gifted asians are the only ones you ever have any experience with you never get to see the average chinamen that outnumber them back home.

>loempia
>chinese
Pick one.