>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks
Be Chinese
Blake Williams
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William Morris
>b-b-but muh gdp growth
Parker Rogers
That sounds about right.
Nathan Bailey
Sidewalk Sinkhole is my favorite one
Dylan Young
>Libertarians will support this
Christopher Martinez
>no reference to gutter oil fried kitty cat
fucking casual
Liam Hernandez
It's sad that father has to do that. China need to tighten up.
Benjamin Gomez
And
>eaten with a side of plastic shavings sold as rice
Carson Price
>posting the gif version
Anthony Cox
I'm surprised all this shit goes on because they can just kill the people responsible and scare everyone else.