he's the most dangerous man on the planet especially now that he's officially Russian
The US Government has officialy classified Seagal as "Lethal Weapon". Even the Bogdanoffs fear him.
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Luke Hall
Lincoln Brown
that fucking jacket, man
Benjamin Mitchell
Ukraine is the poorest, dirtiest and dumbest country in Europe
Poor Seagal is missing so much
Camden Cruz
no, Belarus is worse in everyway
Christopher Turner
>The Bogdanoffs fear him.
Gabriel Campbell
>What is Moldova
Nicholas Wood
>All Russian nations that role-play at not being Russian while pretending to be what is essentially Russian
What did they mean by this?
Nolan Long
what the fuck, Seagal is like Big Boss now
Nathaniel Thomas
Seagal used to work for the CIA, fought the Yakuza and he almost killed Van Damme.
Their concerns are completely justified.
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Charles King
Eastern Europe is strange. Hot women though
Oliver Cox
It's ironic you say that because Ukraine and Ukrainians make more sense than Russia and Russians. Think about how many different ethnicities live in Russia etc. it's a fucking joke of a "country".
Robert Nelson
Did he become an irl villain?
Eli Bailey
Steven Seagal A.K.A. John Alexander was banned from Ukraine because the corrupt officials don't want Seagal getting his fiddybuhgdahyuowmi.
Colton Reed
serbian politicians arranged for him to hold some kind of bullshit instructional class to our elite CT forces
many keks were had that day
he actually has our passport now.
Jace James
You either die a hero, or you Live Long Enough To See Yourself star in dozens of horrible straight to DVD garbage
Dylan Smith
>our passport
I know what you meant but lol it sounds like Serbia has one collective passport for everyone.
Carson Price
>Think about how many different ethnicities live in Russia
Thought really hard about that one
en.wikipedia.org
Russia is 81% Russian. The more you know
Nathaniel Jackson
>filename
Aaron Moore
is this the daily steven thread?
Gavin Nguyen
Is this kino?
Ayden Hernandez
I miss poonani posting tbqh
Kayden Wright
because everyone else was murdered, starved to death or moved away
Levi Gray
yeah. Probably the best ongoing Sup Forums meme at the moment
Benjamin Brooks
Grayson Cooper
Sup Forums memetic standards are so fucking low that I don't understand how they manage to pump out only one decent thing per year on average
Evan Thomas
Fuck off Sup Forums you're cancer
Jaxon Gonzalez
actually Im a virgo
Brody Adams
Honestly I think he might be my favorite actor. I watch the first 45 minutes of Executive Decision the other day. I got SO FUCKING TRIGGERED when Seagal's character died.
Matthew Morales
only his first 5 or so movies are worth watching
Wyatt Jones
I hear he's starting his own army without a nation.
Benjamin Diaz
some should shoop a silhouette of operator Seagal into that pic
Caleb Richardson
I enjoyed almost all of them.
Henry Scott
what did Seagal mean by this?
Daniel Lewis
You are correct, an incompetent easily manipulated moron.
Juan Murphy
Based Seagal making Outer Heaven real
Joseph Mitchell
Does anyone have the webm of Steven's patented corner gun hand swap technique?
Chase Price
kek
Thomas Clark
hes reppilled as fuck
Brandon Gutierrez
This story about Steven Seagal had me in tears.
Ryder Baker
ok meming aside
it's macedonia
now that's a real shithole
Connor Rivera
Source?
Nicholas Cruz
>mfw the Ukrainian military think they're a match for Steven Seagal in case he decided to invade.
This is what leads to history's greatest massacres.
Nathaniel Wright
Meh, still better than the other boards.
Jonathan Edwards
>they just walk up to him with their guns and he cuts off their hands
Brayden Edwards
He's an actor doofus. is that way.
Jordan Turner
>Seagal
>actor
Can't spell Seagal without SEAL. This guy is the real deal.
Luke Martinez
How is that even a country again? Hasn't been relevant since Alexander the great was alive
Jason Phillips
Seagal intervention in south murica when
Samuel Barnes
that's the biggest joke, it doesn't even have any ties to that ancient era, it's a fabricated leftover from yougoslavia with no real place to fit in now
Asher Barnes
>passport for everyone.
We do.
We take the term "passport" very literally.
Our definition goes:
"Document used for letting millions of Muslims and niggers swiftly pass through on their way to Eurabia. Please pass through and don't stay. We don't have any jobs or moni for you. Have a nice trip!"
Charles Wilson
No wonder they hire him, clearly he does all his shots in one take.
Carter Morris
>implying les enfants terribles but with Seagal
The world simply isn't ready
Adam Allen
>you'll never have your own pet american
Why even live?
Jayden Adams
Anyone have the pic of Seagal and some other dude giving bunny ears to Putin?
Austin Brooks
found it
Michael Stewart
He has two now, lad.
Ethan Foster
The world is more than ready
Noah Hernandez
Is there anything he cant do?
John Foster
>Ukraine is the poorest, dirtiest and dumbest country in Europe
nah, albania since the dawn of age was considered pick nr.1 if you needed a degenerate nation. it is their national brand
Ryder Hill
UPHOLD SEGAL THOUGHT COMRADES
Justin Richardson
That jacket is based as fuck, is there a /fa/ chart already to emulate Seagal aesthetics?
Robert Campbell
Albania is a beacon of civilization and a land of opulent wealth when compared to Ukraine, trust me, I have had to suffer immigrants from both
Xavier Martinez
Chase Myers
And a navy
Nathan Cooper
When is he going on a world tour?