Daily reminder:

If you have not served your country or don't plan to then you are not a REAL man.

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i did. was mostly fun.
I liked killing hajis in afghanistan. Iraq not so much i kinda felt bad for them

I guess that your that kind of american that would want the conscription to be restored, right?

You say that like some of us have a choice.

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Peacekeeping in the yugoslav wars was hard

>Being a Servant of Israel makes you a man, Goy!
(((You)))

What if I don't want to be a man?

>fighting for the interests of another country
>no money for new equipment, uniforms, maintenance
>several soldiers died recently in accidents when their 60 year old equipment ultimately gave out
nty

Darn

I expected you to say: not a real white man. Oh well, if it's only a man, then i'll skip this gay jewish mercenary shit.

Do reservists count? I plan on becoming an officer in the TA over here in the UK.

> literally dying for the financial gain of your leaders and the military industrial complex, and stirring up shit in uncivilized countries creating mass immigration and a terrorist menace for homeland security.
> serving your country

OK pal

>tfw family history of mental illness

I'm not a real man because I chose not to die for Halliburton and cheap oil.

Kill yourself subhuman shit.

i want to join the coast guard because it looks comfy. anyone know where i can join?

that frumpy bitch in the back

Real 'men' incoming.

Are you a femanon? Sound like one.

((((>you))))

Lol if you going to fight for Israel at least have the balls to fight for Israel
T. Former IDF

have fun with your dog training you worthless slave. im a man because I make my own way in life.

if taking shit about people who actually matter makes it easier for you to sacrifice yourself on my behalf then by all means please continue to do so.

I had no intention dying in second Chechen war.

Thanks.

Reminder : if you served in the military you're a subhuman

KITT will show you the way.

>Swim out to sea
>Start drowning
>Hope someone sees you and calls 999
>If you survive ask the people who save you how to join.

>ruin your mind and body
>put off starting a family, put off having a career
>possibly even lose your life
>all so you can have the same rights as some purple haired sjw who wouldn't lift a finger to defend this country can have the same exact rights as you
i know we're under a barrage of shilling right now that would rival day one of the somme and that im possibly walking right into this one but I don't care because maybe, just maybe, i can get through to one of these dnc drones. whatever you are worried about, whatever threat you think trump may pose, or police brutality or whatever, it is not even close to the possibility of young white men looking up one day and seeing a country that isn't worth fighting for. if we dont have people to defend us its over, we're done, finished. just thought id let you know

Yeah, Afghan savages can eat shit and die, but Iraq was somewhat civilized and secular before 2003.

There are other ways to serve your country than traveling to others and killing strangers.

>serve in Strategic Rocket Forces on Kapustin yar
>every week is the same
>wait till there's no US sattelites over the site
>get confirmation from Okno station
>you have ~30 minutes to drive Topols in another place
>literally "Gone in 60 Seconds" movie with nukes on board
>every day wait for happening

But it didn't make me a REAL tought super ultra soldier.
Only spetsnaz units can call themselves like that.

>Real man
There's many ways to serve your country.
Start by being nice to people

>Go to work
>drone Muslims
>plenty of time to work out or study during shift
>go home
>4 day weekends every other week
>get more money in housing allowance than my actual rent
>buy guns and motorcycles and cool shit with my money
>have saved over 20k
>college is free up to masters degree

god damn I love the air national guard.

I served in the IDF, does that count?

Fuck my country and fuck yours too.

Yeah... I will tell you about these REAL men

Uncle

>Served in Vietnam
>Did fucked up shit
>Came home
>Alcoholic
>Killed himself at 45

Cousin

>Served in Iraq
>Comes home
>Ends up with a crippling disease because of all the chemicals burned near and around him
>honestly the only somewhat normal person of all my vet family. Likely will die relatively young

Other Cousin

>Great kid before he joined
>Served in Iraq and Afghanistan
>Comes back with a god complex, thinks he should be worshiped. Completely destroyed my relationship with him
>An alcoholic and now a felon for going full PTSD on his wife and beating her to an inch of her life.


Sure thing, bud. I will get right on fucking my life up for a country that hasn't fought in a legitimate war in several decades.

Isn't the army like being a cuckhold for the state?

What bootlickers dont get is that you dont need to me involved in the military to "serve" your country. A worker that maintains streets is probably doing more for his country than some idiot that gets his ass blown up by some mudshit on the other side of the world.

Try the coast

Sounds pretty neat 2bh

What would be better National Guard or Army reserve I ask this because you know I love my State of Wisconsin and want to serve my country.

Tell it to this buddy. Now he is 2 feet less.

I don't plan to, but I would answer the call if asked.

I have the highest security clearance possible; I help my country in '''''other ways'''''

I'll serve my country when the military is used for the greater good and not (((the greater good))).

Most armed forces serve the United Nations, once enough people wake up the real men will tear down the socialist organization and restore national sovereignty

I wanted to but I shit-tier vision.

You don't have anything to worry about, Nigel.

precisely.

Does it count if I was a member of a far-right militia and were trained by army veterans?

50 years ago when it meant something but since then nearly every western military has turned into a cuck fest with a tranny general

>wanting to serve jews

Lol this good fucking goy.

the army is for dumb fucks who can't even get into community college or a trade. Truly the bottom of the barrel

I thought that was the Marines.

How is being a fucking welfare queen make you a REAL man? Hack a real fucking job instead of having to rely on mommy governments handouts.

thats why you join the air force or coast guard, army and navy are for plebs

Marines actually expect a higher education level to get in compared to the Army (Army takes GED and grants more waivers and the Marines don't).

Unless things have changed in the last 10+ years. I almost joined after 9/11 like a good goy until my redpilled dad talked me out of it.

tfw gf used to say she was attracted to my intelligence, but then dumped me because she wanted 'a real man', and a few months later started dating some military guy who left school at 16. Now I'm getting strong urges to join the army and prove my manliness, even though I'm way too political to take part in a war I don't believe in and, as such, would make a terrible soldier.

done my mandatory conscription here, was cool

No thanks.

I'll join if necessary, eg. an actual war. The one time I tried to join was a massive cluster. First, recruiters are the shadiest fuckers. They will do and say anything to get you to sign at MEPS. They don't give a shit. They're like a used car salesman but far, far worse. I scored perfect on my pre-ASVAB. Magically, the MOS I wanted was "full" the next day. But hey user, let me tell you about EOD, you'll love it! Uhh ok, well tell me if any of my 3 backup MOS have openings? Nope, but let's talk about EOD, there's a $16,000 signing bonus!

So I went to MEPS and did all that shit. Sat down with them to discuss my MOS and contract and they still maintained that 4 MOS choices I wanted were all full BUT LET US TELL YOU ABOUT EOD! Fuck it, nah, I appreciate your time but I'm not interested at all in it.

I left. Next day? All of my MOS were choices and they wanted me to come by and make it official. I told the guy to fuck off and stop wasting my time.

I bet a lot of people fall for their bullshit but not me.

No thanks, I'd rather make an honest living

Or you could work for actual well-paying mercenary groups instead of playing pretend soldier in the Army.

>tfw gf used to say she was attracted to my intelligence, but then dumped me because she wanted 'a real man', and a few months later started dating some military guy who left school at 16.

You dodged a bullet with that cunt. You might not be so lucky if you join the Goy Force.

Can confirm, am joining the Navy.

Though I did get into Community College. But then I thought about it and realized I'm 26, I'm not getting any younger, and the Happening is upon us. Why go back to school for 2 more years to get a trade when I can get the gubmint to give me one in exchange for working for them and getting a salary while learning it.

Plus, it's a good impetus to get in (and stay in) better shape. I'm pretty strong and healthy, but I had a beer belly forming before deciding to enlist.

>wanting to join the army exclusively to impress your former gf and to "feel like a man"

That level of betaness will never be washed out regardless if you joined or not.

kek
>women
>attracted to intelligence.

All of my MOS choices were available**

ASVAB scores are lower expectation then army.

Pretty much. Even people still in the military will tell you that recruiters are predators.

If you have any intellect whatsoever... you are wasting it by serving.

>dying for Obama

I pay my fucking taxes, that's plenty.

You need military experience first. Otherwise they will not hire you.

RNLI HQ, Dorset.

Served with them for a while after I came out of the Navy, pretty fun if you like cruising in boats and shit

>joined Army as officer
>fuck myself up in a training accident.
>get medical discharge, left in constant pain

Fucking hell lads, literally worst of all worlds. Never even made it out of training, so can't consider myself a proper soldier, but still left with life-long injury.

They sent me a veteran pin when I left. Can't wear it, but can't bring myself to throw it away either. It just sits in a draw mocking me.

It's not enough being cucked by the state to support cleetus, paco, and tyrone. You must also die for the state as well.

Why aren't you patriotic?

Navy EOD is actually pretty dope, there like special forces tier

>tfw I live near the Prince family in Holland MI
Feels safe m8

Die for Israel..i mean America, goy!

> if you're not on welfare you're not a man

Its pretty hilarious how many turbo welfare recipients they can accrue by simply suggesting that their target demographic are pussies.

Looking at all this shit in this thread taking the piss out of soldiers just let me remind you that you would all be getting fucked in the eye by someone jap and kraut by now if it wasn't for them.

The US has been serving the Jews for the last 100 years. None of the wars were in out interest at all including WWI and WWII

fedora memes aside, women are instinctively attracted to intelligence but not to betaness which overrides any perceived intelligence.

You will do nothing but protect convoys and bases, probably will get blown up by roadside bomb

>serving the global policy of psychopathic banking families
>serving your country

There's nothing about this country worth saving. Maybe Trump will change that.

Also
>being 30 years old

It's too late.

The el paso county flag is literally just a picture of texas lol

Tried to enlist 4 times. Tympanoplasty that was recommended by MEPS docs from an initial DQ wound up DQ-ing me from the subsequent 3 times I tried again. Wound up doing Americorps. Helped niggers in my backyard rather than niggers half a world away. Still want to enlist just so I can get the fuck outta Wisconsin.

I would have gladly served in a just conflict.

Dying and killing for Messianic Jewish interests just didn't sound appealing to me.

We really should have just built a massive sea wall between us and Europe and let the Fourth Reich sort out the cucks there

My recruiter was bro tier. Took me out to eat and got me the MOS I wanted(68 whiskey) with a bonus as well. Didn't push any bullshit on me other than say that with my asvab scores, he would go in intelligence

There hasn't been a meaningful war in 70 years

>Not fighting for your country against an aggressor instead of being the aggressor

Typical American

T. Simo Häyhä

Only idiots serve. Why do you think all the rich and powerful avoid their "duty"?

Yeah she's a bit fucked in the head, although she's been with that bloke for more than two years now so I guess it's working out for her. I'm not even that unmanly desu, just live in a country where displays of masculinity are frowned upon, whereas she's an eastern-euro and they have way stronger opinions about how men and women should act.

Bitterness (not betaness, you bloody joker) is a very difficult and irrational thing la, you'll learn that if you ever catch feels for someone.

no complaints there tbqh

read some

"Revisiting my Memoir", "On Being Wounded" by Edward W. Wood Jr.

I won't serve a nigger and I won't serve Hillary Clinton. I'll try to be commissioned as an officer if Trump is elected though.

I am 32 myself. My father wouldn't let me join the Marines when i wanted to be a good goy a few weeks after 9/11.

My cousin ended up joining. Now he is on disability from a chronic disease he got in Iraq and needs drugs just to sleep on top of his PTSD treatments.

Feel bad for my cousin though. He is one of the good ones.

I don't doubt that.

I was trying to get into a trade MOS to get experience and military preference. Welder, plumber, HVAC, and carpentry were my 4 choices. If they didn't have the space, so be it. They didn't have to try to bullshit me and then yield to my choice at the last hour.

My friend went to MEPS with me and signed. 5 years later, he's out and wished he didn't ever sign up.

What happened user

Nationalism requirment for manhood?

Fucking liar.