Be italian

>be italian
>keep eating pasta as usual


Why are there never any happenings in Italy?

The biggest happening in the last 6 months was a train crash two weeks ago that killed 30 people.

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You're not white enough to be a big target, yet you aren't retarded like most browns

3000 dead in the Mediterranean Sea since the beginning of 2016

Shitskins drowning in the sea isn't a happening, mate.

> Carbonara alla francese

youtube.com/watch?v=cYV3zfG2lb0

>terrorist attack in italy
>racists win elections thanks to it
>we stop welcomeing rapefugees'sboats

now you know why we don't get attacked.

[spoiler] also good intelligence lures potential terrorist, offer them guns and kicks them out of the country if they accept [/spoiler]

we already have enough terronists

because our only and true enemy is our laziness and lack of attention, also criminality which is a consequence of laziness, surpassed that, we are fine.

Do you seriously care about dead niggers?

because mafia prevents it

Itexit and restarting the Roman empire when?

Go trigger the local Syrian into pulling off a terrorist attack, Luigi.

We're the harbor of Europe, if we close the project of destroying Europe with shitskins would come to a great halt. We just need someone with an actual pair of balls to show up.

>[spoiler] also good intelligence lures potential terrorist, offer them guns and kicks them out of the country if they accept [/spoiler]

Any sauce on that?

top kek

This

Charismatic leaders give hope
No Trump or Farange or Le Pen here

didn't sicilians hunt down some """""""refugees"""""""?

no real syrians in Italy. Most of those claiming to be syrian are actually from ethiopia or somalia

they enslave them and make money off trafficking refugees

my friend invited me in italia for few months and he stays near bologna (or more north i believe)

Are the shitskins there?

All leftist druggie scum live in bologna.

>boils the bacon, throwing the fat away with the water
>puts A FUCKING RAW EGG on top

what the fuck is this shit

It's not even on the level of not being a carbonara, it's "wat"-level

>bologna
yes, it's a communist shithole

Silvio stopped immigration butt the EU didn't like so there was a golpe.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/jun/14/gaddafi-berlusconi-refugees-human-rights

Because we have the best Intelligence.

romanians... when will you understand that there is no welfare in italy? Go to Germany or Sweden instead

falls to Renzi's memes

He was also friend with Putin. The sanctions hurt us badly.
Thanks EU

can an italian tell me how they eat their pasta?

my box says that ITALIANS eat it "al dente". I don't know what that means or if thats true. I dont have much experience with this stuff, I've never had pasta before.

what goes in sauce other than tomatoes and herbs? Its all so strange

...

I've been watching a lot if rick Steve's Europe and Italians are white

>he argues that Italy is not and should not be a multi-ethnic society

grande silvio

>Farfalle

Porco dio
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everyone has different tastes. Some people like it al dente and others like to let it go for a little longer.
Just put the pasta in the water when it starts boiling and taste it after 5 minutes and see how you like it

al dente means not too cooked. How long you cook it depends on the type of pasta, but it still has to be firm and not too soft.
Sauce usually has onion/garlic in it as well, but it can be made with anything. Some add pepper, or bacon cubes for example

thank you.

What about that beppe guy?

you fell in the trap ...kek

He's the founder of his party but he wouldn't run for president.

forget about him. Silvio was the man

Missing foibe already mammas boy?

I don't care really, i just want to know if you can see niggers by walking on the streets


I'm not coming to steal your shekels shlomo,more like the contrary if anything

He's a comedian. The real mind who wrote his scripts was casaleggio died in April.

The only reason M5S got big is because Italians wanted change and it looked promising at the time but it revealed to be just a meme party

You haven't been welcoming enough to muslims. Look at France.

You'll see niggers in every big city. If you're staying at like a small city with 5000 people maybe not.
But if you're in the south like Palermo or Naples even if there's niggers they won't try anything funny or they'll get lynched by the people.
In bologna it would be the contrary being the communist shithole it is though

>casaleggio
How did he die? Weightlifting accident and two self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head?

because italy is smart a knows how to keep the bingo bongos out.

if you hold up your end of the bargain and develop loli cyborgs i will, when the time comes, volunteer to remove kebap from the motherland

>Doesn't sweat the onions or render the bacon.
wtf is wrong with you?

Of course you'll see niggers
>visits the most communist city in Italy
>wonders if he'll see niggers

keep it that way my north mediterranean master race brother, Im going to italy with all my family in a few weeks

He was sick and had been in the hospital for months

>No Syrians

Well what the fuck kinds of sandniggers do you have there then?

Moroccans

There are no sandnigger migrants here. We only have illegal niggers, mostly nigerians

mostly moroccoans.

We perfected the Carbonara recipe, look at much more efficient it is than your antiquated and barbaric method. Notice how we cook our farfalle 15 mns.

youtube.com/watch?v=yAEVZcRaTzE

He's not staying in that city,it takes him 2 hours from north with the car to get there.

And i don't have plans to go south, i don't really like being culturally enriched

Depends. If it's a small town maybe you won't see too many or none at all

Because we're the safeport that bridges in more rapefugees, the ones that usually proceed toward Germany.

who's talking ?

lots of bangladeshi whenever I am in rome and lots of amerniggers in florence

I see people from Tunisia, Algeria, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Senegal, Nigeria, Cameroon.
Also Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and China.
East-europe too.

carbonara is reddit food to be honest monsieur

What? Don't you wanna join your brethren and help them steal and rape everything Adrien?

we have a vast assortment of shitskins and others parasites gyppos, latinos, MENA, niggers , indians , chinks

>And i don't have plans to go south, i don't really like being culturally enriched
I think that southern Italy is where there is the less immigrants

Non!

/ita/ I was watching Rei uno earlier and there was a singing contest or some shit to recolt money for schools in Africa, explain yourselves

vaffanculo, carbonara is the best

French cuisine is a fucking real life meme. The only 2 things you could shill are wine and cheese, and Italy has superior wine and we have better cheese. You are a fucking joke.

Also you should boil the pasta and take the water out, while you simultaniously make the salsa/fry the bacon and eggs you gigantic smelly petite afrique scum.

Yeah, how good is your support structure for unemployed and homeless? Usually refugees move on to the countries that offer the best support.

I hear that's why America doesn't have more of a problem, in fact. Our welfare system isn't that strong. They'd rather go to Germany.

Italians

>carbonara is the best

you don't need immigration to be culturally enriched in terronia

the media is big on "saving african children" or whatever but it's all fine as everyone knows the money never actually gets to africa

YET

Italy has been a backwater since 350 AD.

This. Why? Because, well, southern italy isn't as well-off as northern italy. Enough so, that there is something of a cultural division between the two.

>be gypsian
>get genocided by a 40x smaller country
>lose against sticks and stones with tanks

indeed it goes into some half mafious society who trolls people to steal their money

take that back..

Except for some parts of Napoli southern Italy was pretty nice when I went there. Not as nice as Umbria or Tuscany but still good. Also I felt safer in cities like Salerno or Bari than Genoa or Bologna because too many niggers and moroccans there

>what is renaissance

The south is more traditional and religious
The north where all the (((universities))) and hipsters and all that good stuff is. And it's rich so all the migrants and niggers go there.

>implying that's a bad thing
you know what they say about a fool and their money

>filename

It was a real show, orange clothed niglets were singing with this one male singer (forgot his name)

On another note, is Sup Forums's /ita/ free from the cucks or not yet ?

Because Cosa Nostra don't want competition.

Napoli---niceand safe. kek. Fuck off frog

I don't go on Sup Forums

nice reading comprehension

ok little one don't get upset

smart guy

Is there any english speaking areas in Italty? I would like to vacation there to see how pretty it is

>Justinian

That's not the map you want to show. Look up who made the Hagia Sophia. Rome was in ruins and Italy wad overwhelmed by barbarians

krk

Do you know how to read ?

Pretty sure he said the opposite

Moroccans are fucking violent, as you've seen with the Paris and Brussels attacks.

>Tunisia, Algeria

Sandnigger countries, Mohamed Bouhlel came from the former.

But so far, you guys appear to be safe.

There bloody better not be. Holidaying there soon.

try Lampedusa, a lot of english speaking nigerians and gambians at the moment

My parents (italians) always told me moroccans women were going to italy to whore themselves

Because italy dumps most of their muslims in Germany

those were the albanians

What the actual fuck...not even a dog deserve to be fed with that shit.
Disgusting!

Well in France also moroccans women are often prostitutes