Paranatural update

>starch, bax, and the garsh just walking down a hallway to the afterlife here in panel 4

"Thanks for reading!

Also, if it's not clear yet, the last panel goes back to the team discussing the rest of the plan before executing the "kick the teachers out of the office" stage of it. It'll make sense in the context of the next few pages, where we'll see that sort of jump back and forth a few more times, but just to clear up confusion for the update-by-update readers, that's what's up."

Looks like Zack has just embraced the fact that the biweekly audience is getting a lesser product, maybe he should stop making every page have a gag and fix up the pacing a bit.

No Johnny, shit update.

hasnt he been having a lot of injuries recently?

>injuries

Topkek user.

So many injuries that he drew an extensive guest comic for his friend and had time to attend a con. Maybe he should use some of his patreon bucks on talking to a physiotherapist about his wrist injury since it's so important to his livelihood.

Would anyone else prefer it if we just got a big update every couple of months instead of waiting around and being jilted every other week?

Any none-lewd requests for a shitty drawfag?

These threads need a bit more vigor, everyone seems to be burnt out of late.

We're only burning out because Zack is

Max as the batter from OFF

It's obviously Starchman
just look at his bag from about 10 or so pages ago
"Have a good day, honey

ty zack

>injuries
artists don't get injuries. They can't. That's just an excuse.

Jesus christ how horrifying.

I-I warned you user.

I still like the idea that Spencer is wrong, and Hijack is now working with Jeff.

>jeff
Yes that's why he kept trying to get into the teacher's lounge. So he could leave the teacher's lounge!

Foolproof.

Yes he overexerted himself with 'freelance', that's what Zack said.

That's what causes injuries like carpal tunnel or something user.

Well, if you wanted to lose a tail, you'd make them think you switched vehicles and get them to chase the other vehicle

Yes, he wanted to draw attention to Jeff by getting into the teacher's lounge before gym class to lose a tail he never had.

Truly his cunning knows no bounds.

Well, he wasn't trying to draw attention, he just didn't know that getting into the teacher's lounge was verboten unless you're going to the principal's office

If he's getting carpal tunnel, he's not drawing properly.

Max and Isaac in this pose.

Why? It's funny to me, that's why.

(oh, and the right arm on Bowie's place should hold a bat.)

...sorry if I sound too demanding for you, drawfag. It's been a DAMN LONG TIME since we have drawfags in these threads, and I'm so excited for requests like this.

Right. What cowards. They should work at least 23 hours a day on their art if they want to get money from it.

No. I don't have a problem with it.
Saved!

He actually made an appearance at my school's small con and mentioned his wrist pain. He didn't make a big deal of it but you could tell he was really hurtin

WHAT
DID
HE
LOOK
LIKE

Well did you take pics of the ginger yankee?

>none-lewd
c'mon. We would never ask for lewds of kids.

was it on a tuesday or friday?

why didn't you tell him to go to work.

swarmcon is weekend only user.

top bantz though.

I don't have the screencap of "we have porn of the kids but not the adults" so have this.

Pishposh user.

bzzt

...

we've seen a picture of him before. He's really average looking, and for some reason his eyes were super squinty in that particular picture.

If by "freelance work" you mean "being a filthy fudanshi" then you're right

Until Prince Kelp retroactively becomes Cucumber's second dad Zack still needs to go fudanshi-er.

would Cucumber want to, though

He doesn't get to choose the Plug Life, the Plug Life chose him.

Reminder that Zack will lurk on all your fanart.
ALL OF THEM.

:^)

We know, malaysianon. We've all known.

All these Mexicans in these threads.

But will he fave the most popular paranatural fanfic existence, the one about Isaac/Stormo having a gigantic schlong?

Not even sure if he's been here lately. He deleted or renamed his blog.

>ALL OF THEM.
..e-even lewd?

ESPECIALLY lewd

>the malaysian guy is known from Sup Forums to Sup Forums to Sup Forums and everywhere in between

Truly a more autistic figure has never graced Sup Forums before

>me going to Sup Forums
HELL NO I WOULDN'T DARE CROSS THOSE AUTISTIC SEAS.

To be honest though, the ONLY THREE boards I care about even lurk into are Sup Forums, Sup Forums (mostly on /asean/, but also thru trivial things like flegs) and /fa/ (I need to reahaul my wardrobe).

I doubt those are actually the same guy.

boop