Atheists think this was an accident

>Atheists think this was an accident

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>a fucking leaf

>a fucking bong

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>a leaf

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>be tree insect
>Keep getting eaten
>insects that blend in with leaf less likely to die
>thousand years later
>look like a leaf
>realize many things eat leaves
>shhhhhiiiiittttt

>natural selection
>accident
choose one

Not politics

>christfags think this is 6000 years old

First post == best post

Christ, imagine how embarrassing it must be to get associated with a fucking leaf.

If you can't understand how evolution works you really shouldn't be formulating opinions on much of anything

This stupid meme of green a fucking X isnt funny, and it isnt politics. Fuck off.

reminder OP is a Spam Faggot Bot

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>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf

>leaf trying to be funny memelordposter

>morons think atheists think it was an "accident"

Even if you disagree with evolution, at least learn what it is before you open your cock-hole and spout idiotic rhetoric.

Furthermore, atheism is a reference to belief or lack of belief in a god and is not a characterization of anyone's belief in evolution.

>Good things require design always

>be dating a christ fag
>want to hit it
>She says no
>tell her God says be fruitful and multiply
>explain it means work hard and make love
>She doesn't know what to say
>dump my cum in her fun spot

OP's mom here. He was an accident.

FPBP

How do I into evolution?

that's the most retarded fucking thing i've ever read

You haven't been here long enough.

>Atheists actually believe this meme
Kek. And you call Christfags retarded.

kek nice one

You were an accident, just ask your parents.

>Americans unironically teach creationism in school

How does this happen?

This seems like a biology textbook you'd find in mississippi

>he is nowhere near understanding how evolution works

You're making us look bad, fag. We don't have intelligent design up here.

>Europeans unironically practice multiculturalism in and outside of school
We're still the shitter kind.

Nice selfie leaf.

>evolutionists
wew lad

>a fucking burger

So do burgers, Mexicans don't assimilate any more.

If evolution is real, why didn't the dodos evolve the ability to fly so they didn't go extinct?

It's actually not common as far as I know

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That's not even a strawman. That's a raw ball of straw against which the author decided to bang his head.

>a fucking freedom

KEK

They forgot the part where "evolutionists" dug up all the fossils of the weird intermediate species that made no sense and replaced them with fake intermediate fossils that do make sense to cover up their mistake.


You Christians really need to try harder.

Yes Allah created everything according to his infinite wisdom. Everything was given to us through His prophet Mohammed (pbuh).

It was

At first the thing looked remotely like a leaf so anything that would eat it just went by. Their population exploded.

Then some of these successful species started getting eaten even less. Their population exploded and they were even more successful than the original ones.

Then SOME of THEIR descendants looked even more like leaves and they were again vastly more successfull and less-eaten than their parents.

Coupled with their prolific reproductive rate and short lifespans this cycle was repeated billions of times over millions of years which, to anyone who has received a half-decent education immediately makes obvious how many permutational cycles and failures there would have been until the ones that DO look like literal leaves remain and dont evolve much more because any mutations wont now be beneficial.

Evolution is a beautiful theory

hahahaha

How will Americans ever recover from that?

youtube.com/watch?v=SvjSP2xYZm8

If you really want an answer:

Dodo's evolved from pigeons.
They used to be able to fly, but lost that ability becasue flying was a waste of energy on Mauritius where they has no natural predators.

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>leaf

>Americunts

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That just shows how much people don't actually understand evolution at all.

That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard. Have our education systems failed us this hard, or did you guys not pay attention in your classes? This thread is a cluster fuck of ignorance.

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>Climbing Mount Improbable is a 1996 popular science book by Richard Dawkins. The book is about probability and how it applies to the theory of evolution, and is designed to debunk claims by creationists about the probability of naturalistic mechanisms like natural selection.
>The main metaphorical treatment is of a geographical landscape, upon which evolution can only ascend in a gradual way, not being able to climb cliffs (this is known as an adaptive landscape). In the book Dawkins gives ideas about a seemingly complex mechanism coming about from many gradual steps that were previously unseen.

It was written by Kant, obviously

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>people

No, just Americans.

Wtf I hate evolution now

Wait.
What did they just call that bitch?

STOP IT

>things can magically turn into whatever they want

I'm sure this is backed up by scientific data, oh wait...

>anime posting

Absolutely disgusting. Kill yourself, disgusting weeabo

God didn't create the sun until the 3rd day, no way to tell how long a day is to a deity

Surely they must be pretending to be retarded, right?

...right?

Apologize atheist

>this was published
>bug survives by hiding in leaves
>bugs that look more like leaves survive better
>breed more
>leaflike traits become norm for the species
This HAS to be the work of people with proxies

They probably cherry-picked from a long thread.

But many Americans are actually this retarded.

It's always a possibility, yes.

underrated

it's meme magic, natural selection is actually meme magic causing epigenetic change

>human survives by hiding in leaves
>humans that look more like leaves survive better
>breed more
>leaflike traita become norm for humans
>leaf man hybrid born through the magic of evolution

>this is what fedora fags believe

It's called a mutation, you knuckle-dragger. Some are advantageous, some are not.

>mutations stopped just because

If evolution is true we can make leaf bugs out of any bugs through the power of evolution. Why haven't we? Why hasn't there been a single lab test proving evolution?

Sure you'll just need an amount of time larger that anyone's lifespan. Or any civilization's lifespan for that matter.

>>retard
>leaf
>bait

a normal day.

>A fucking nigger in the WHITE House

Keep it up.

Hmmm, what a coincidence

It's a leaf, leaf

Hmmm, shitposting

Just try reading the Theory of evolution. Im a quarter in and I plan reading some bible to see the opposing side.

Genetic mutations happen all the time, which are mostly caused by sun, chemical or background radiation exposure. While the majority of mutation are bad or neutral, occasionally there is a beneficial one. A beneficial mutation will, in the end, help an organism reproduce.

Now this is what I call leafposting!

adaptive evolution is not an accident, you retarded fucking faggot

SAGE

Within millions of years anything can happen.

Nobody ever said they stopped. Some lines continue, some don't. Some mutate, some don't. Every life form isn't constantly mutating. Read a fucking book or something.

For humans, you'd need to be able to observe much greater than the lifespan of humans, or record that. We can already observe evolution in short-lived species, especially in microorganisms.

Mutations haven't stopped. We control them now, GMO, New dog breeds, All mutations.

>1 post by this ID

How can someone believe in the Theory of Evolution when it's just that, a theory (a guess)?

>Zealots think a sky fairy farted this out when he was bored

You don't seem to understand how evolution works. It was done on purpose for survival. Christfags think a magic sky wizard did it.

Weak bait.

Kek

I'm not even surprised anymore. I feel like a genius for being able to conceptualize e=mc^2

How about the fact pinkie toes are seemingly shrinking because of lack of use?

Hmmmm build wall

Show one organism that is currently mutating. You've been watching too much Xmen LOL fedora

None of that is natural selection evolution lmao, it is divine intervention like how God created life. We mustn't make hik angry..

everyone has to take a year of Spanish because spics can't learn English.

How do you know the world wasn't created This morning 2 AM?

LOL. Im a biologist and you asshats fail at defending evolution. This shitshow is fun to watch though.

It'll be 6000 years since Adam and chawa left the garden in 2033

>can't refute basic question
>gets buttblasted

Lmao I bet you think gravity is real just because it's a theory as well