Why are there so many Stephen King adaptions coming out this year?

>The Dark Tower (movie)
>IT (movie)
>Gerald's Game (TV movie)
>1922 (TV movie)
>The Mist (TV series)
>Mr. Mercedes (TV series)
>Castle Rock (TV series)

Because a galaxy far far away is actually Hell.

We enjoy horror stories the most when tyrants are in office

King makes kino

But Obama is out of office and Hillary didn't win so this makes no sense.

At least its not capeshit.

Because Stephen King is dying and this is his final hail Mary.

2 years to live, top.s

>hello I am 16 and just aware of King adaptations
That's nice OP, the rest of us have either been suffering them or enjoying them the rest of our lives.

i like stephen

>a 70 year old might die soon
WOAH SHIT SON

BETTER MAKE ANOTHER PRO/ANTI TRUMP THREAD

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

*Startles himself with a fat and falls out of the thread via trapdoor*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you okay, user?

Haha what the fuck

What did he mean by this?

This comment if fucking hilarious for some reason

Because Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

For the same reason the movie business does anything: money.

We 80s nao

cause the KINGVERSE, duh.

>*Startles himself with a fat and falls out of the thread via trapdoor*
what did he mean by this guys?

Reminder that The Dark Tower ka-tet is, apparently, composed of only Roland and Jake. Oy, Detta, and Eddie are not important enough to even get trailer time.

no shit there are a ton of King adaptions user, but there are a shit ton coming out this year specifically. when was the last time we got 4 movies and 3 tv shows in the same year from the same author?

Somebody calls the 911 he's having a stroke !