>Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs for breakfast
that's 5,400 calories just in the morning
Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs for breakfast
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Bird dogging takes a lot of energy.
and he has lots of hungry hungry muscles, and even when he isn't working out he finds excuses to show off his strength
Being a man burns a lot of calories.
>if he eats a similar meal for lunch and dinner that's over 16 thousand calories a day
he burns them off fucking every woman in town (except autismo belle)
I bet he has smelly farts.
Out of all the possible jobs at Disney parks, the guys who play Gaston probably have it the best.
he's not going to do that though. for lunch he's going to eat a loaf of bread or three with something added to it, possibly in the form of a sammich or whatever
for dinner he's going to eat nothing but lean meat. pounds of it. 100 percent calorie free.
The most popular one died because he had a firework explode in his face
A guy on /fit/ tried to follow his diet once. He made a gigantic fucking omelet and ate everything. By the end he wanted to kill himself.
if i eat even one egg it's over. painful horrible gas for 16 hours straight
>5 dozen eggs
START PUTTIN' 'EM IN A BOWL
MIX THE FUCK OUTTA THEM
AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
PEEEEENIIIIIIISSSSSSS
But how much cholesterol is that?
That's realistic for a blown up body builder in a bulking phase.
> No one goes out with a bang like gaston!
No one's Feet's like Gaston
No one NEETs like Gaston
No one has the freshest rare Pepes like Gaston!
No one treats like Gaston
No one leets like Gaston
No one rocks to the Moon like a loon like Gaston!
This is somehow pretty much the only black comedy I have felt bad for laughing at
Was that the Gaston in question
Yes.
HE HAS TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
More like BLASTon, amirite?
They don't call him "Gas Ton" for nothing
CARLOS
LOUFOU I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK
WOAH
Yeah, and?
I want that diet.
NO ONE FARTS LIKE GASTON!
too bad it also comes with swimming for 8 hours a day
Unless you're training on an Olympic level every day you're going to become disgusting fat.
Well he is roughly the size of a barge
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
Gaston is alpha as fuck.
Can't hunt wild animals and fuck bitches on an empty stomach.