KEK'S REVENGE

All happening in France are Kek's wrath, holy revenge for eating frogs! It's all makes sense now!

>when the vodka kicks in

Frog legs are haram to Kek followers

actually looks tasty with a bit of batter

>holy revenge for eating frogs!

frogs are delicious though

There's a chinese buffet near where I live that makes these regularly.

They taste awesome.

They always say frogs taste like chicken. Why don't they just eat chicken?

kek

But frogs are delicious

how does it taste like?

inb4 chicken

It finally makes sense now. Spare us kek.

Wouldn't frog legs be more like an "Eat of my body, drink of my blood!" situation?

You have to say a prayer to Kek when you eat frog legs though.

The are a more delicious version chicken, by the way.

A Kek Parable:

The Kek followers were running around in circles. Hillary the bitch was on the attack and nothing could stop her. One lone country boy got on his knees and prayed to Kek. Great Kek, what must we do to turn the tide? Kek replied, You must go frog giggin' and deep fry the legs of my lesser brethren. You will eat of the legs and I will dwell within you. I will give you the power to read minds and you will attack Central Bankers. You will taunt them with the words Safe Space. You will teach other about the ways of Kek and you will tell them to pray to me when they eat frog legs.

USA confirmed next happening

n9

frog literally tastes like chicken. no joke

Checked.

Praise Kek.

channeling the power of Kek

I always wondered what Asian people did with the parts of the animals that weren't the chicken beak or legs or toenails or face or penis.

Is there a dish in Asia that is based on chicken breast or chicken wings, or do the animals grow up without it?

>mfw selective breeding makes pigs with no belly meat but enormous hooves, snouts, dicks and tails

I've had fresh caught frogs over the campfire
It does taste like chicken, with a hint of river

We eat kek impostor only

Meat is disgusting and cancerous in general... so glad im vegan. Taking care of your body is the ultimate discipline.

>Green id
>Dubs

IT IS CONFIRMED

Ok I will stop because I'm eating so many frogs already am I right?

>I've had fresh caught frogs over the campfire
>Flag
Next happening in the US

good and the seasoning is GOAT

Huh... really makes you think...*
*NOTE: "Huh" is a forg-headed Egyptian god, a member of the same ogdoad which includes Kek, and also goes by the name "Heh", as in "Heh, nothing personnel, kid"

Stop with the frog meme delusions, It's really derailing and a waste of space. It derails discussions and just turns it into memes.

rubbery chicken almost like biting into a thick gelatin

I prefer snails

>you're gonna say PLEASE PLEASE, IT'S TOO MANY MEMES, WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE

Sorry but this shit is just too good

Kek doesn't give a shit about people eating frogs legs if anything by eating them you take into yourself the host of Kek.

>he doesnt eat frogs...

HAHA pleb!

We also eat them and nothing happens.
Our god>Your god

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vegans are almost as bad as niggers. i don't trust vegan people.

Makes sense.