God here, AMA

God here, AMA.

No heresy please.

Why are there niggers?

Shut up, faggot

I'm going to fuck you dad so fucking hard in his FLIBOTIMIESTER ANUS

What do you think of this meme?

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

What is your will for me, Lord?

Individuals with a higher melanin count are no different than any other human and I suggest you treat them equally. It is your perception that dictates their supposed inferiority.

Fuck off kike.

Give yourself to Christ, my son, and you shall be freed. That is all I ask.

sre we going to start the killing now me lord

why are there atheists?

Don't you have the power or desire to make everyone believe that you exist?

How are they supposed to meet if they're in alternative universes

no tithe, no deal, faggot.

False God detected

What should I devote my life to?

Thanks, God. I already knew this in my heart.
Your will be done.
Take care. Catch you later...

Sounded like Mirai Nikki for a second.

To being the best human being you can be and following Christ. Most other things are not needed.

Removing kebab

Why did let my dad abuse me as a child?

Kill yourself again kike, and this time stay dead
Kek is the only God

Freewill. It is their choice If they will believe or not, I will not force them.

To improve your grammar which I can see has not worked.

The lord has spoken

kek has also spoken

What do you think of Sup Forums?

Would you approve of the Christian world launching a new crusade on the Muslim filth that inhabit our lands and murder our people?

I've been thinking about sacrificing my sister for listening to a satanic song called "rap for kids - playground raps". She is only a toddler but I fear for what kind of devilry might incur because of her.

then why punish those who don't?

>free will
>god

why cant you present yourself in a physical form?

Will I ever get a gf?

Was Maria hot?
Did you put your peepee in her vagoogoo?

You will marry Slane Girl. Sux for you.

Is it degenerate to attempt to suck your own dick?

Serious question God.
What are your pronouns?

God is willing to help make you good because he loves you. You only have to ask for his help through Christ.

>God is American
Of course.

I am GOD. I got singular view. I would never come down as a burger.

AMA.

What was I wearing in church today?
You should know.

>Sweden

It doesn't take god to know that. A buttplug

Hahahahaha

Correct!

God, could you please transform into Haruhi for me?

PRAISE KEK!

Hi, God. What is Donald Trump to you?

When will I get to crusade?

dear gawd,
why are women such dogshit never worth any guy's time?

love,
a devoted but concerned christian

>God
>americun

Why would god present himself as the biggest degenerate?

They don't.

Please answer this question.

Why is there evil? Why do innocents suffer harm? Why do you allow this?

I read Hosea in the Bible. There you admit that you are a literal cuck. Why should I follow you?

I love you god

Is it bad that I'm studying the mysteries? Can I be a Freemason or some other kind of initiate and study those things which are against your will if I remain loyal to Christ?